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@JulianKJarboe I’ve been waiting some someone to master butter chicken ice cream!

I am not saying a damn thing this time except that it came out great. You can guess the flavor and know it tastes more like the street vendor version than the restaurant version and it is delicious.

@gigi_Mac13420 @dieworkwear That was my thought.

@dieworkwear Is he still wearing the shoes Trump gave him? If he is, that's pathetic.

when you're a size 8 but the 8.5 was on sale

@dieworkwear Might those be the shoes Trump buys for all his closest sycophants that they’re all too afraid to not wear even though they never fit right?

@Arto2077 @TTBN_GAMING No, in order to not look like an unwashed testicle he had to have the ai generate a completely different human.

@TTBN_GAMING I tend too much to think people who have random guys as their profile pic looks like their profile pic, which is so fucking untrue

Who looked at you and decided your opinions need to be heard?

@MacroMicroNMike @hellspatisserie IF that were true, wouldn’t that be a great opportunity to correct that problem?

@hellspatisserie Why would they create an institution that rewards mediocrity and arrogance? Most universities don’t create the best talent in science, tech, and finance. Those talented people are developed and refined in private industries.

I think it’s rather interesting that despite being far wealthier in absolute terms than a Vanderbilt or Carnegie or Stanford, and being directly positioned in an industry that could benefit from it, no tech elite has ever founded a university, and few have even given endowments

@BlackApple @hellspatisserie My dude… just try a LITTLE bit.

@omgchomp Yeah for me it’s that bit you mentioned about “people who rely on you”. My refusal to let it be someone else’s problem has been a source of a lot of workarounds, etc. in my adult life.

i have adhd too but the way people post about it on here is like there’s absolutely nothing they can do and are completely helpless and i’m like ok should we just die then? im not gonna act like i have it figured out and i have a lot of bad days too but like at a certain point you become a road block to people in your life who rely on you. if you actually literally cannot do whatever it is and it’s actually important, you need to figure out how to ask for help. i’m unmedicated so trust me i am suffering and a ton of my stuff is a mess but acting like there’s absolutely nothing that can be done is just immature imo and you will create your own isolated world of suffering by your own hand if you truly cannot force yourself to be interested in a world that could be better by even 10%

@punishedmother There were a couple jokes in the first few seasons that didn’t age super well, but I’m sure none of that would stop it from coming out today.

The drivel of “you can’t [x] bc of woke” in 2026 aside, it’s actually hilarious to consider The Office the slightest bit “edgy”

@DistractedAnna One time when I was a kid I was in an El Pollo Loco and I could see a bunch of shelves with rows of unmarked metal cans and I asked my mom what they were and the guy behind the counter said chickens.

Have any Americans ever seen this canned whole chicken irl?

@thescottbarber Not sure if bait or dumb

Millennials will never understand

@elonmusk And why are bio labs inherently bad? Should we not be doing/funding biochemical research?

Wow

@ShitpostRock2 It’s not, people just weren’t recreationally racist for clicks when Skyrim came out.

How is The Elder Scrolls the only fantasy game to do diversity and not piss people off?

@Detector_2Z Sub-optimal

神よ、なぜここに矢を授けたのです？

@YorchTorchGames Are you just… mad because black people exist?

Who looked at this and said "Yeah, this is exactly what Fable players want"?

@StephenM I would say that things like smog and other pollutions are a much worse visual assault, and that there is no disruption to marine ecosystems worse than ocean acidification. But no, go off on the big pinwheel, Gollum.

These monstrous wind farms—every one of which exists solely based on federal subsidy—are a visual assault on God’s creation that weaken the grid, disrupt marine ecosystems, and force reliance on foreign fuel when have near-limitless reserves of our own.

@SecKennedy @WhiteHouse This guy HATES red dye but drinks extra blue dye.

🎙️ LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. IT'S TIME... to Take Back Your Health.

@billybrizzle420 Taco haul looks legit tho

Having the World Cup in your city is all fun and games until the south East Asian market is closed to prevent people from parking in the park

@lanabeesfw lol just 100% unglued

I do think it’s hilarious that when men are introduced to a single ounce of the societal beauty standards and body dysmorphia women have faced since they were children, they go absolutely insane

VENUS HAS OFFICIALLY ENTERED LEO!! SHOW ME A PICTURE OF YOUR CAT OR GET 1000 YEARS OF BAD TRANSITS!!!

@croompley Deeply unsettling

To this day this guy is still the most fucked up design fromsoft ever did