Neil is an adult human male homosexual

@DavidDPaxton @Docstockk I’ve seen a body… it may not have been *his* body… but I’ve seen a body…

@nlpedwards @Docstockk Did you see a body?

Idly doing a reverse image search on the well-dressed gent sitting behind Olly Robbins 😲

@WolfgangRichtEU @cfc1959BH @Alexarmstrong @KemiBadenoch Isn’t that followed by a six month fact finding mission in the Bahamas?

@cfc1959BH @Alexarmstrong @KemiBadenoch Dear Bill, I am on a short 4-month vacation funded by EU taxpayer money. All the best, Wolfgang

The evidence from Olly Robbins is devastating to Keir Starmer. It is clear that No10 not only made the appointment before vetting was completed, but that Mandelson was already acting as the Ambassador before the vetting - even seeing highly classified documents. With this, and the 'constant pressure' No10 applied to the appointment and their 'dismissive attitude' to vetting Mandelson, it is now absolutely clear that 'full due process' was not followed. Keir Starmer has misled the House.

@DavidDPaxton @Docstockk He’s looking remarkably well for someone that’s been dead for over six years…

@Docstockk Christ. How did he even get a pass?

@jonsopel @Independent Bookmarked for when it all goes tits up.

@Lord_Sugar All bar pager… I was never important enough…

All of them

@DreyfusJames @damekatydenise_ @KateBMwriting @Screwfix “Confessions of a Chair Maker”

@nlpedwards @damekatydenise_ @KateBMwriting @Screwfix Robin Asquith 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yesterday a load of genital obsessed fetishists gathered (without permission) to prepare for the next wave of Trans genocide. It was literally like the Nuremberg rallies. Footage has been sent to me of this non man mocking #ChairPoverty - deliberately invalidating my life saving work. I won’t stand for this, I certainly can’t sit for it. Please do something @Keir_Starmer @realDonaldTrump @netanyahu @MarkJCarney @AlboMP @Pontifex @Screwfix @therealginsters @sinittaofficial @Robin_Askwith @MrDuncanJames @tonyblackburn @itvcorrie @vanillaice @THEGaryBusey @mattgoss @officialbarnesy @ZaapThai @peppapig @TomCruise @fanta @Edwina_Currie @yokoono @JCVD @taylorswift13 @LidlGB @TheWiggles

@DreyfusJames @damekatydenise_ @KateBMwriting I lost it at @Screwfix

@damekatydenise_ @KateBMwriting The tags 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@void_if_removed “Plop”

"My Sunday morning in a mountain refugio in Spain, so far. Getting dunked on by JK Rowling after pretending to be friends with her. Having my legal failures mocked by an entire LGB conference. Disappearing up my own incomparably pompous arse. Yours?"

@benonwine Larry Grayson…

Bet no one remembers this guy… Go on then…who is it? 👇

Should Britain Rejoin the European Union? #ExitBrexit

@Telegraph So no real difference then…

GPs are replacing their receptionists with artificial intelligence chatbots that are preventing patients from making appointments. This is what happened when one of our journalists tried to get an appointment through Emma 👇 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/1…

Harry Potter

@domdyer70 @StiffNips2 Anyone in Basildon Essex know this fat mess?? Make him famous.

Aye… my food baby has been developing for a few days now…

When you’re losing midwits like O’Brien and Stadlen then the game’s up…

@Glinner I was gobsmacked…

You will never in a million years guess which show this is an intro for

Testing…

@v_j_freeman Something something EAT THE RICH something something…

Coated with what? Chocolate? Breadcrumbs?

Top trolling here…

@thesundaysport I rooted for the coyote…

You know what? I'm going to miss Starmer when he's gone. A baddie hasn't been this hilariously inept since Wile E. Coyote