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@PeriklesGREAT I’ve seen one of those tires pop on the highway before, you couldn’t pay me enough to try and pop one. I don’t know if it’s due to the weight on the truck or what, but it packs a lot of force.

Should these "Gen-z " protestors be prosecuted as Terrorists ? Should they be personally liable for repairing damage to the vehicle, and the losses suffered by the Truck owner, driver and customers of the lost deliveries ?

@NobletStrength Once, as a curiosity, we bought a whole canned chicken. It was stuffed in the can so hard the force of getting it out caused it to fly out, hit the floor, and our dog ran off with it.

Europeans post this picture multiple times a day because they think this is an American food staple and Americans are always confused because they've literally never heard of canned whole chicken until they learned about it through Europeans claiming we eat it regularly.

@ClownWorld He goes by The bumper sticker bandit. He’s trolled through a lot of areas around Portland, OR.

😭🤣🤣

@Arben_5 @The_Chidimma The mortality rates were also a lot higher than they are now. I’ve seen women breeze through pregnancy and ones that got hit hard. It’s clearly different for everybody, but it’s also not a man’s place to tell women how easy/hard pregnancy is when they’ll never experience it.

@The_Chidimma Our grandmothers were pregnant while working farms. Now people act like it’s the hardest thing ever.

Pregnancy changes women

@datchuguyy The movie Cargo (2017) did it better. It’s based on a short by the same name made in 2013 about a dad trying to find somewhere safe for his baby girl after he and his wife get bit.

She gave birth as a Zombie and did everything possible to save the child from herself 😭😱😱

@david_brindza @EpicFootages Doubt it. The head grabbing shit isn’t funny no matter who does it.

@EpicFootages I saw a white make kid do the same thing to a white female kid and all the comments were talking about how it was funny and it's nice to see kids been ng kids yet………..and here we are.

@KOINNews Yeah cause that’s what Portland should be focusing on. Portland city council will approve any degenerate bullshit. They’re as worthless as tits on a bull.

Polyamorous families will have legal protections under a new policy approved by Portland City Council. koin.com/news/portland/…

@fritoy911 @Honeybadgermom He says he likes getting MAIL though. Where does one send him a written note like Joan?

@Honeybadgermom councilor.dunphy@portlandoregon.gov 503-823-4350 His public email and phone number for those so inclined, be polite.

A 95-year-old Portlander, who has watched this city change for nearly a CENTURY, sent her council president a note about covering up his tattoos with long sleeves. Jamie Dunphy’s response? Official city stationery and public shaming for instagram clout. Joan and Portland deserve better.

@end3of6days9 🙄 These ads are so stupid.

He's in the kitchen, calmly slicing a cucumber like any ordinary day. Phone on silent, no rush. Then his wife storms in, furious: 'Why didn't you answer my calls?!' She rants about her dental appointment, her insurance mysteriously gone, $3,000 bill due now, cards declined, begging family in front of strangers for 30 minutes. Total humiliation. 'Call the insurance now!' He drops the bomb: 'I took you off the plan, Britney. Her shock: 'You can't do that!', 'You knew you had that appointment today.' Him: 'Yes I can. It's through my work.' And just like that, consequences land. Betray trust, pay the price. 💔

@TheRealFarley @BRICSinfo Portland is a bit inland for a coastal attack.

@BRICSinfo California? The fuq! What about Portland, Oregon? Do us first!

BREAKING: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 FBI warns California that Iran wants to strike US West Coast in retaliation for American attacks, ABC reports.

@DrClownPhD Once biting starts it’s all bets off. I’d be pulling hair and punching. The kinds of infections you can get from a human bite is not worth it.

How would you have reacted to this aggression!? 😲

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 The handler wasn’t part of their show, just there to deal with horses. Don’t act like a lunatic around horses either unless you want to be the reason there’s another funeral.

Mother gets upset at a horse drawn carriage handler for wearing casual clothing at her sons funeral after being hired by the family

@oliviakrolczyk_ Feminine? He’s manspreading

Elon Musk’s estranged transgender son shows off his ‘feminine’ poses whilst arriving at Paris Fashion Week. Dude is still a dude.

@DelusionPosting She hadn’t died it was just cold. She’s in the window. kengriffithsbureau.co.uk/kengriffiths-s…

@SecretFire79 She was Buddhist.

Forgiveness is a Christian virtue Stupidity is not

@offbeatorbit I swore this was from Dracula 2000, but everybody keeps saying Bram Stokers.

Aight.

@DefiantLs That is 100% a sleep paralysis demon.

Liberal woman says her outfit will trigger a lot of MAGA people

@leamaric If my nurse looked like she was about to audition for the crypt keeper I’d find another doctor’s office.

Why are so many women who work in healthcare so detestable? The power tripping is crazy.

@attackdogX Well, I’m going to go with men since I only ever seen 1-2 men on a roof to remove the shingles

Name something more efficient than these women roofers

@WanderlustShe @Daphneydss @ElonMuskAOC @grok You’ll never know. It’s not up to us on earth.

@Daphneydss @ElonMuskAOC @grok He’s most certainly not going to heaven

Hey @grok so what if I gave everyone on Earth $1,000,000?