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@Glendaragnarson @elonmusk Or they are winning because they want billionaires to fund everything. What a great way to get them to pay without taxing them

@elonmusk This is going to force the government to fund the TSA. The Democrats can’t have Elon, who represents freedom of speech, being the hero. Fucking brilliant 👏🏽 Thank you 🙏

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

@ShannonJoyRadio @PowerOwn45 @TheMilkBarTV “Small but mighty”. That’s the same thing I tell my wife, now I know your lieing

@PowerOwn45 @TheMilkBarTV It’s easy to get a big audience when you sell your soul to the devil. I am partial to my small but mighty audience. They are amazing and REAL.

Omg so priceless. 😂😂😂 @TheMilkBarTV counts how many times Candy references herself vs. God at her Catholic conference in DC. I cannot even ——->

@elonmusk Me neither but now I want to. Thanks AI

I don’t even smoke lol 💨

@BtcVic49 @JonnyRoot_ MLB is woke. Half the season is about being gay and inclusion

@JonnyRoot_ If she isn’t the best available it’s discrimination. They put sex before qualifications, and that’s against the law.

The first female home plate umpire in MLB history, Jen Pawol, made the worst call you’ll ever seen in a game… After it was challenged by the catcher, the ABS system showed just how awful it was 😬

@abierkhatib This is such terrible AI slop

wtf is this!!

@FoxNews Where did her ghetto accent go?

REP. CROCKETT: "International drug traffickers love Donald Trump because they know that even if they are arrested, it's easy enough to get a pardon from him." "The data shows that Donald Trump is one of the most pro-drug trafficking presidents in modern-day history." "It was never about protecting Americans. It was never about bringing democracy to Venezuela. It was never about stopping illicit drugs from entering the country. Like everything else this administration does, it was about corruption."

@SwordTruth Her lack of empathy for her husbands murder still baffles me. This fraud never loved him. She loved the idea of being First Lady.

Immediately after meeting Erika Kirk at the University of Arkansas, the TPUSA chapter there announced they are quitting TPUSA and Club America

@BasedMikeLee You are a liar!

After two years of preparation, the Senate will begin debating the SAVE America Act tomorrow Once we’re on this bill, we must stay on it until it’s passed into law Filibustering senators must be required to speak—no Zombie Filibusters here Get it done Pass it on

@elonmusk When? I looked today and doesn’t seem to be on the agenda. Liars

Vital to the future of America

@RL9631 This is AI. It’s not the first account posting this exact same story

@DavidFischer Do you think it’s allah? I confused by what the end goal is for them? Peace on earth by killing? Restricting women’s rights so men can bang goats and not be criticized by the women out of fear of death?

Be honest: Do you really believe that Jesus Christ is the Savior of all humanity?

@RepCarlos I honestly don’t know one thing you have done since taking office. Can you please elaborate? We want the save act passed

🚨My name is Carlos Giménez. I am the only Member of Congress born in #Cuba & I fully support President Trump’s actions against the regime in Havana. It would ABSOLUTELY be a great honor for the President to take the island & liberate it! 🇺🇸🇨🇺

@pureMetatron We need to stop posting actors thoughts on this stuff. They are all gay so obviously they support it. No one cares

The only decent person from the Harry Potter kids at this point is Malfoy.

@JebraFaushay Your a cock gobbler

RFK’s nephew, Jack Schlossberg is running for congress. He promises if elected, he will remove his uncle from office. So we can conclude that Jack is not MAHA.

@The_Wood95 @DrunkRepub Idk why so much hate for this guy. Hes been making great music for decades and he’s always been against government control. It’s in his songs. Nothing has changed

The average Subaru couple

@Xeer I was hoping you were talking about me

there’s a guy on my timeline i feel bad for because nobody interacts with his tweets. every now and then i’ll notice one, check back later, and it’s gone. like he quietly deleted it after realizing nobody engaged with it. today i decided i should be his only supporter and turn on notifications for him so at least one person likes his tweets. i pulled up his profile and the edit profile button popped up.

@1Nicdar How can you even find time to watch tv if your full on social media all day

🙋🏻‍♂️ Not Me! For what it’s worth, except for a few college football games, I stopped watching Television altogether last summer. One of the best decisions I’ve made recently. Wish I would’ve thought of it years ago. It was a complete waste of my time.

@zarahsultana Be careful what you wish for

Kick US troops off UK bases.

@lady_valor_07 Does it count if I have to redownload it first?

You’re offered $4 million to uninstall Facebook from your phone forever. Would you do it?

@SkylineReport It’s so tiresome listening to the left just bash every little thing trump admins does. You guys would have loved him as your presidential candidate but chose a whore and insane person instead. Just once think for yourself and not write something because your bought

The U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services just posted an AI video of himself shirtless, in jeans, wrestling a Twinkie. Not a comedian. Not a meme account. The actual person running America’s public health system. We’ve reached the point where the inmates aren’t just running the asylum —they’re filming TikToks from the director’s office.