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@rayferraro21 Can't wait for @ESPNRefNHL to get in here to tell you how stupid this idea is because the refs are always perfect

In the playoffs where there is always a standby official, why wouldn't he be able to be on headset to aid the on ice officials when there are multiple scrums going on at the same time… Seems like an easy, really straightforward way to get the right answers

@KadriCanDunk @FriedgeHNIC Cause JT miller is the heart and soul of America. Have you not seen the way he's been captaining the rangers to glory this year?

@FriedgeHNIC Why not just take out JT Miller for Keller

USA inserts Clayton Keller for Kyle Connor vs Germany

@DailyFaceoff @JLazzy23 @CarterHutton4 @bet365ca You've gotta be softer than melted butter if you are getting upset by a naughty little hand signal when the same league allows fist fights as part of the sport and the broadcasts are increasing picking up naughty language from the players with on ice mics 🧈

@13Leafs01 @J_Swish24 What do you celebrate in Toronto, first round playoff wins every few decades?

@J_Swish24 Talk all the shit you want, but no one really cares. They don't celebrate assists in Toronto. Marner will be forgotten soon enough.

Imagine how horny Toronto media is right now for that post morning skate scrum tomorrow to ask Mitchie Griddy Marner why he left and was it because people wrote mean tweets about him online. Marc Masters has been to Costco 3 times already today loading up on baby oil and industrial sized bottles of Jirgens. Breakout the Kleenex folks. They will be needed one way or the other #GriddyWatch #MitchieHometownMarner -J. Swish, 1050 the fan, Scottsdale Arizona

@JLazzy23 Are they trying to get Sullivan canned before the Olympics?? 🗑️🔥

The good news about the 1st period is that you don't need a chart to tell you how bad #NYR played. 4-0 #GoSensGo after 20 minutes.

@TheRangersWire @Buccigross @frank_seravalli Yea there sure is going to be a whole lot of 3 on 3 OT in this tournament

@Buccigross @frank_seravalli You watch any JT in OT this year. Idk might be nice to have a guy who just puts the game on his back in a must win situation but I understand points are what matter.

Surprised Jason Robertson didn't make Team USA...

@Sportsnet Binner lookin elite against the aves tonight

“I think it’s his net to lose at the start of the tournament.” Sam Cosentino on Jordan Binnington starting in net for Canada 🥅

@ESPNRefNHL if offensive player in offensive zone high sticks a defender but the refs miss it, and then the offensive team scores before the puck clears the zone again, is that challengeable for a missed stoppage?

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@BizNasty2point0 Rempe just locked up the Con Smith trophy

What a game. Rangers with an incredible response in game 2. We have a series.

🚨New Pub!🚨Orbit size and estimated eye size in dinosaurs and other archosaurs and their implications for the evolution of visual capabilities🦖👀by Lautenschlager et al. tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.10…

HELL JUST FROZE OVER GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL

A New year = A New Aetosaur! It’s My pleasure to introduce Garzapelta muelleri published in @AnatRecord -A very spiky aetosaur whose convergence in osteoderm morphology complicates our understanding of the morphological disparity of the aetosaurian dorsal carapace. #FossiFriday

@heatdaddy69420 The rare double tap in

Happy bare min Friday

The latest installment of Metacheiromys preparation! I've got it down to the oval that contains the little curled up creature. Now just leveling off the bottom before we scan it again, then I can uncover the skeleton! #fossilfriday @DukeLemurCenter @MattBorths

The last chapter of my dissertation is now published—check it out! Many thanks to my coauthors, the reviewers, and the folks at PE!

This was so cool to work on with @chinleana and @NotThatMarsh ! This Typothorax got Thicccc, large, and still had fully open neurocentral sutures even though rib histo LAG count suggests a minimum age of 16-19 years. #FossilFriday

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