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@amaniec_ mad respect. if i were to suggest anything if you are able to it’s financially beneficial to dump the whole max in the first day you can , essentially buys an extra year of interest each year. but that’s being nitpicky this is incredible

My daughter is an authorized user on my credit cards & my Roth IRA has biweekly recurring payments… I think I’m finally adulting right 🙂‍↕️

@unfilterHer_ we call them deadbeats and we usually call them that before the dumb bitch ignores all the red flags and gets prego by a rando

@DailyRapFacts rip

Rest in Peace to producer Tay Keith 🕊️ He has passed away at 29 years old 💔

@dadmann_walking kid sounds like me. basically was leading the interview when i was 14 and since then no interview i’ve ever done has been close to traditional. my most recent one i didn’t even show up too i just sent 3 documents and got offered before the call ended

16 has his first job interview tomorrow morning. I was giving him some advice and he says "I don't really care about the interview. I know how to act". this will be a fun lesson for him.

@DonnaMaeGP @KanekoaTheGreat @OsborneInk these twitter lawyers thinking immunity means immunity lol

@KanekoaTheGreat @OsborneInk Use immunity does not make one untouchable.

Lance Twiggs just received limited immunity in the Charlie Kirk murder case. Robinson's roommate. His trans lover. The person he confessed to. Prosecutors just made him untouchable in exchange for everything he knows. The night of the shooting, Robinson didn't go quiet. He texted Twiggs. Told him he'd killed Charlie Kirk. Said he'd been planning it for over a week. Said he hid the weapon. Disposed of his clothes. Then left a handwritten note saying he "had the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk." Then told him to ask for a lawyer if police showed up. On April 20, Twiggs gave a recorded statement under oath. Prosecutors granted use-immunity from both the U.S. Attorney's Office and Utah County — meaning nothing he said can be used against him personally. In exchange, he told them everything. That statement was "consistent with" what he told investigators on September 11 — the day Robinson turned himself in. Prosecutors want his statement and communications with Robinson entered at the July preliminary hearing. The defense wanted Twiggs on the stand for cross-examination. The court said no. Robinson texted his confessions in real time, coached his roommate to obstruct the investigation, and left a handwritten note behind. The preliminary hearing is in July.

@ellonico the only big defense contractor who has never hired me, unfortunately they probably don’t need my help they’re real good

if every employee of lockheed martin jumped into a vat of acid today, there would be lines out the door at every corporate office within the hour to fill their positions by the end of the day

@Read_Meee dumb bitch wants her daughter to get fucking abused and killed i guess

Today Our sons just walked in the house at 2am. Guess what? My husband said absolutely nothing. So I leaned over and said “ in 5 years, I hope you give our daughters the same freedoms you give our sons “.

@Budgetdog_ it’s funny when i meet big 4 people my age. they think they’re so cool and don’t realize how awful their life is

I do not miss waking up at 5am everyday to go to the gym before my 45 minute commute to my Deloitte client to work 8am-9pm to then drive 45 minutes home to see my wife for 2 seconds before I went to bed. I did that for too many years. It's insane we've gotten to a point where this is "normal."

@JamesTate121 put that bitch in jail for life

Just got a call from my kid's school. A teacher hit my son with Down Syndrome who is 8. The one place he supposed to be safe, and it was recorded. I told them I want her fired and arrested and to get a good lawyer.

@JamesTate121 that would have been my first call lol wtf

His mother feels like we are being stone walled and called the cops. Sheriff is on his way.

@EZebroni what color of brown were they

Our Turo guest hasn’t returned our 2022 Tesla Model Y. The trip ended two days ago. It is sitting in a parking garage about 45 minutes from our home location. The guest submitted a damage report and has not responded to our messages or texts. We’ve asked Turo to notify their trust & safety team.

@BarackObama @MichelleObama george was always a traitor

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

@wh0r30z it’s hilarious when people are so dumb they don’t actually realize they’re stupid

yall are stupid as hell btw

i let my boyfriend have the pin for my ipad that i use strictly for netflix and school and when i came home from work he said "i broke our promise.." with a frown

@legalesnupi is this like when engineers pretend that they wanna go into environmental engineering to make themselves feel better about themselves ?

I’m still the ONLY person in my 173 person section who is dead-set on personal injury law. Reminded of first day 1L when our torts prof asked who was interested in PI, I raise my hand alone—“ambulance chaser‼️” is shouted from a dude in the back of the room

@strangesoups cognitive bias lol, retarded freaks with fucked up brains are more likely to identify as a faggot, and those people don’t play professional sports. good try tho

in the US, about 95% of men identify as straight. so 5% are not straight. there are ~2,400 active players in the big 4. basic math says there should be ~120 non-straight players then. and yet there are 0 OPENLY gay/bi players. maybe pride is a little more necessary than you think

@maruushae i once had probably 98% of my worth in corn futures and my friends were making jokes about setting fires to the farms in ohio and i was so stressed 😂

you can tell how exposed somebody is to a financial asset by doing a simple sarcasm joke about the asset he hold

@challman1989 well let’s see em !

I wanna go fast…

@TURBOPOSSUM there is also 0 words in her teeet that are true

@DiagolonGroyper hell yea brother and there’s only room to keep goin up

Took me 2 years of busting my ass in the Alberta oil patch but 38 I made my first $100K 😎

@tonyhawktruther fuck you and your gay statistics

For every 10 mph faster over 50mph, your risk of dying in a crash doubles. Let’s all take our feet off the gas pedal and take a moment to remember what’s really important.