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@barstoolsports BREAKING: Attention seeking WNBA player doesn’t want attention.

@AndySaunders_1 The earth got bigger.

Left - Apollo 17, 1972 Right - Artemis II, 2026 Two photographs taken by one of us, of all of us, over half a century apart. What's changed?

@NYGMoney87 @NASA You think you’ve been taking “photos” with your smart phone, don’t you?

@NASA Why do you label all of these "images" instead of photos or pictures? Images, by definition are generated. I try so hard to not feed into the conspiracy nonsense, but this is something I've never understood. If they're photos taken from space, why don't you say that

Good morning, world! 🌎 We have spectacular new high-resolution images of our home planet, all of us looking back through the Orion capsule window at our Artemis II astronauts as they continue their journey to the Moon.

@elonmusk From SpaceX to SpaceSex. 🚀

Maybe something like this 😂

@textual_content Oh it’s not

This makes me want to scream

Who steals 12 tons of KitKat’s chocolate? 12 TONS!! 😆

@IfindRetards Loved it in Batman Returns.

Btw, this is the founder of the Trans Day of Visibility

@barstoolsports It’s working out really well for him.

Tiger Woods Allegedly Doesn't Want To Hire A Driver Due To "Privacy Concerns" Because He "Doesn't Want Anyone To Know What He Is Doing" s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

@NotTheeWillHill @OldTakesExposed April 1st.

At what point do we stop calling this tournament March Madness?

Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings

@piersmorgan Your terms are acceptable.

Do I have to be a US citizen to have opinions?

@FastbreakHoops5 There are two choices. 1.) Yes. 2.) You’re wrong.

Is this a travel 🤔

@JJSullinger Nope.

What if the winner of the NIT got an automatic bid to the following year’s NCAA Tournament??? 👀

@RapidResponse47 @FLOTUS @Figure_robot It walks better than Joe Biden.

.@FLOTUS arrives at her Fostering the Future Together summit on AI education, joined by @Figure_robot 03, an American-built humanoid robot

Jayden Fielding makes a 57-yard field goal at Ohio State’s pro day

@CollegeFBPortal Translation: he pays recruits.

NEW: Providence HC Bryan Hodgson with a LEGENDARY quote in his introductory press conference: “If you ever wanna question my recruiting abilities just look at my wife Jordan." 😂

@Dan_Hope @BigNutEnergy_ Sigh.

Jayden Fielding makes a 57-yard field goal at Ohio State’s pro day

@NancyMace Makes me want to move to South Carolina.

Today I officially filed to run for Governor of South Carolina. South Carolina didn’t just shape me, it made me. And now it’s time to give it everything I got. My family has been here for hundreds of years. I grew up here. I raised my children here. And serving South Carolina has been the honor of my life. I’m working hard to earn every single vote, and I won’t stop until you tell me to.

@DrunkRepub Anyone have a link to the lens cleaner he uses?

Are those prescription?

@BuzzPatterson She must have gotten too close to Mitch McConnnel.

Don’t stare into Maxine’s eyes, you’ll turn to stone.