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@barstoolsports BREAKING: Attention seeking WNBA player doesn’t want attention.

@elonmusk From SpaceX to SpaceSex. 🚀

Maybe something like this 😂

@textual_content Oh it’s not

This makes me want to scream

Who steals 12 tons of KitKat’s chocolate? 12 TONS!! 😆

@IfindRetards Loved it in Batman Returns.

Btw, this is the founder of the Trans Day of Visibility

@barstoolsports It’s working out really well for him.

Tiger Woods Allegedly Doesn't Want To Hire A Driver Due To "Privacy Concerns" Because He "Doesn't Want Anyone To Know What He Is Doing" s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…

@NotTheeWillHill @OldTakesExposed April 1st.

At what point do we stop calling this tournament March Madness?

Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings

@piersmorgan Your terms are acceptable.

Do I have to be a US citizen to have opinions?

@FastbreakHoops5 There are two choices. 1.) Yes. 2.) You’re wrong.

Is this a travel 🤔

@JJSullinger Nope.

What if the winner of the NIT got an automatic bid to the following year’s NCAA Tournament??? 👀

@RapidResponse47 @FLOTUS @Figure_robot It walks better than Joe Biden.

.@FLOTUS arrives at her Fostering the Future Together summit on AI education, joined by @Figure_robot 03, an American-built humanoid robot

Jayden Fielding makes a 57-yard field goal at Ohio State’s pro day

@CollegeFBPortal Translation: he pays recruits.

NEW: Providence HC Bryan Hodgson with a LEGENDARY quote in his introductory press conference: “If you ever wanna question my recruiting abilities just look at my wife Jordan." 😂

@Dan_Hope @BigNutEnergy_ Sigh.

Jayden Fielding makes a 57-yard field goal at Ohio State’s pro day

@NancyMace Makes me want to move to South Carolina.

Today I officially filed to run for Governor of South Carolina. South Carolina didn’t just shape me, it made me. And now it’s time to give it everything I got. My family has been here for hundreds of years. I grew up here. I raised my children here. And serving South Carolina has been the honor of my life. I’m working hard to earn every single vote, and I won’t stop until you tell me to.

@DrunkRepub Anyone have a link to the lens cleaner he uses?

Are those prescription?

@BuzzPatterson She must have gotten too close to Mitch McConnnel.

Don’t stare into Maxine’s eyes, you’ll turn to stone.

@jennaxkc Try replacing “This is” with “I am”. Then read the arm patch. I fly through Atlanta regularly, and Atlanta Police have been posted there for years looking just like the photo. Your selective outrage is ridiculous and telling.

@krassenstein Krassenstein is a dwarf.

Trump is a LIAR