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@two_oftwo

Conspiracies for fun, science for keeps

We make the world. Beigetreten Kasım 2009
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@shspenxer @LBC That is why there is elective terminations so people like her cannot reproduce and harm a child.
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LBC@LBC·
‘Don’t you see that as a denigration of your baby?!’ Porn star Bonnie Blue’s plans to turn her baby shower into a ‘golden shower’ leaves Shelagh Fogarty feeling uncomfortable.
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@TinashePeter_ This is super pathetic engagement farming. He was CEO for a couple months you Muppet. Charlie always said Erika would be his successor.
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Tinashe Peter@TinashePeter_·
So let me get this straight, In December of 2018 Candace meets George Farmer for the first time. 17 days later they’re engaged to be married, By February of 2019 George becoming chairman of Turning Point UK? George is then positioned to become the CEO of Turning Point if anything were to happen to Charlie. Charlie is suddenly killed after he and Candace fall out, and instead of George taking over, Erika Kirk becomes CEO. Then for the next 7 months George’s wife spends every waking moment trying to point the blame to those closest to Charlie…more specifically his wife, the new CEO. Hmmm… Nothing to see here I guess. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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@geofiasco @SenatorCash @AngusTaylorMP Female prisoners, again globally, are roomed with male rapists, in some cases impregnated, but not allowed to be moved to a seperate area. Just subjected to repeated assaults.
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@geofiasco @SenatorCash @AngusTaylorMP Just no. Please educate yourself. Biological women, globally, are not allowed to have private events, groups, apps or sports. They must be available to trans women. Women's bathrooms are now all gender while male bathrooms are exclusive.
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Senator the Hon. Michaelia Cash
STATEMENT BY @AngusTaylorMP Yesterday the Full Federal Court confirmed that Australian law does not properly protect single sex spaces for women and girls. Most Australians would find that hard to believe. A coalition government I lead will fix this. We will amend the Sex Discrimination Act to ensure that women and girls (and men and boys) have protections based on biological sex. We will define biological sex in the Act. Male or female. The sex you are born. And we will protect single-sex spaces across Australian life. This is not radical. It is common sense. Let me be clear about what this is not. This is not about targeting transgender Australians. Every protection they currently have remains. We are not removing a single protection from anyone. But we are recognising something that should never have been in doubt: biological sex is real, it matters, and women and girls deserve spaces where it is respected. This will be a first-term priority. The Prime Minister now has a simple question to answer. Does he believe women and girls deserve protections based on biological sex?
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@Vay418 @loveyourrobot He is the least funny "comedian" I have ever seen. It's beyond cringe.
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Vay@Vay418·
@loveyourrobot There currently isn't a single comedian on Earth funnier than Shane Gillis. He's up there for a reason. Kevin hand picked him btw 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Shane Gillis is proof that if you have zero talent, look like an ogre, have no sense of humor, but are White, you too can be anything, including the worse possible host for #kevinhartroast
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@iwan_ross This sounds like chatgpt.
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Iwan Ross | Author
Iwan Ross | Author@iwan_ross·
BOOK 1 IS FREE. A town of quiet beauty… and long memories. At its heart stands Elm Brook Manor. It is not empty. It is waiting.
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@Cyclops_Trader Haha absolute Muppet. Can tell you have no clue how accounts or a business works. Pathetic engagement farming.
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Cyclops Trader@Cyclops_Trader·
Scam when tradies say: “I can do cash, I’ll take the GST off” Mate, you negate GST anyway, it’s an auto tax transfer. Cash - no income tax. Save 50%, you make DOUBLE. Give me 35% off. Both 25% better off. 10% GST off pfft! I’d rather go thru books make u pay tax! Lose/lose
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@mistressdivy Reddit. Yes, it’s still around, but it’s an absolute disaster now from what it once was. Reddit genuinely use to be the “front page of the internet.” It’s just a troll farm now gated by mini power lords.
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Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today?
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@CollinRugg Why would they even post this it's so heartbreaking! It's not cute, they're both laughing while their baby is distressed.
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Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
Gay man with a husband posts video of his baby asking for "Mama" before 'laughing' in the comment section about the idea of throwing "it away" and starting over. Commenter: "Throw it away and start over." Shane McAnally: "😂😂😂" The baby was born via surrogate in October 2025. McAnally, 51, who shared the footage on his Instagram page, is a country singer-songwriter.
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@9NewsMelb This was honestly just Albo wanting to feel important.There is zero plan and when fuel is going up 10c a day that half in tax will only be noticeable for a couple days.We already knew everything he said & no one besides the tin foil hat crowd thought we were going into a lockdown
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9News Melbourne@9NewsMelb·
"The months ahead may not be easy, I want to be upfront about that." Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has used a rare national address to urge Australians not to panic about fuel shortages and "do their bit" to help each other out. #9News
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@hughriminton @10NewsAU When fuel is going up 10c a day this doesn't help much. I was paying 1.69 before this mess and now it's 3.23
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Hugh Riminton@hughriminton·
#BREAKING: the PM announces the halving of the fuel excise for three months, saving 26.3c/litre at the pump. Heavy vehicle user charges will also be removed for three months. ⁦@10NewsAU
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@WilliamShatner In the past politics was just who you voted for. Now every single issue is a political issue
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William Shatner@WilliamShatner·
🙄 No, Star Trek was about society’s social issues of the 1960’s. Those issues over the years may have become political issues but with the network censors: they never would have allowed political issue storylines to air. It’s sad to see how uninformed some are about the past.
Eric Mrozek 🇺🇸🦅🌎⚛️🧦🗽✍🏻@EricMMrozek

That is an absurd thing for someone like @WilliamShatner to say. The original Star Trek was INCREDIBLY political even by the standards of its time. The main difference between it and most sci-fi properties, though, is that its progressivism is universalist in nature.

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Brandon@Brandon93Smith·
The 34yo dad spending a morning out with his wife and toddler thinks he’s the luckiest guy in the world. The 34yo guy who hung out until 2am last night with a Zoomer thinks he’s the luckiest in the world. The 34yo guy who lives in the country, hunts/fishes whenever he wants, and has an 90k truck thinks he’s the luckiest guy in the world. They’re all correct.
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1

How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?

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@learning_yohei Well considering American English is pretty much only used in America and the rest of the world uses British English I'd probably be going with that.
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Yohei from Japan🇯🇵@learning_yohei·
As a Japanese person learning English, which one should I write?😵‍💫
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This actually hit hard.
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@spectatorindex Wonder what it’s like to live in Trump’s fairytale world.
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The Spectator Index@spectatorindex·
BREAKING: Trump says regarding Iran, 'watch what happens to these deranged scumbags today'.
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@TheEXECUTlONER_ This video is trash. Every man besides the last two are looking pissed off, huffing and puffing, or eye rolling. I was raised by a kickass single dad and my partner is superdad but all this video does is reinforce stereotypes.
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The one who loves the princess the most is always the king. A real man conquers worlds at work — but kneels without hesitation for a plastic crown, a crooked tiara, and a seat at a tiny tea table… because being her dad is the greatest title he’ll ever earn. 🥹 Children need their fathers. To ALL the Dads that take time for their children. 👏❤️❤️
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@TVNewsNow @kilmeade Strange that no country in the Middle East is echoing this ..
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TV News Now@TVNewsNow·
🚨 NEW: “I just spoke to President Trump 20 minutes ago and he told me this…” reveals Fox’s Brian @Kilmeade TRUMP: “Iran had thousands of missiles pointed at all these Middle Eastern countries for the last four months. They were going to take over the Middle East, they were going to control it all: UAE, Qatar, Oman and Saudi Arabia. They had 1,200 missiles pointed at these countries.” “All these nations were afraid of Iran and they are not anymore... But they had reason to be afraid. We have knocked the hell out of them like no other nation could and they still have remnants left.” @michaelgwaltz reacts: “This is one of the reasons why Trump did what he did now. Imagine if the President had kicked the can like so many of his predecessors had. Iran had tens, if not hundreds of thousands, of drones and missiles. That’s the shield behind which they would develop a full blown nuclear program.”
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@Softnessa_ What is the difference between someone talking on loudspeaker and having a conversation with someone next to them? Do you demand everyone use sign language around you? How entitled.
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꧁✿Nessa✿꧂@Softnessa_·
I finally did it a person was taking very loudly in their speaker phone in the line at the post office, and I boisterously joined the conversation. When they looked at me, I said “oh, is the conversation not public? Since you were out loud here, on the speaker I thought it was.” They instantly told the person on the line that they’d call them back later and hung up. Hate me if you must.
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