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Enigmatic Contradiction

@3LegChair

Recovering from 33 years of Christianity (just like Jesus!) Productive adult citizen. Sometimes funny, sometimes not. Enneagram 7

Joined Kasım 2018
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Enigmatic Contradiction@3LegChair·
@lisastark351 @Cptnrwrpnts @FlyMike_23tx Has this strategy ever worked for guys to get laid? Is there someone out there responding positively to give them hope and continue perpetuating this behavior? Or are they just saying, “It’s never worked, but I really think it will this time.”
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Enigmatic Contradiction@3LegChair·
Hey @McDonalds cool kiosk and mobile app but I’ve literally been standing at a register for 5 minutes and 4 employees have looked at me but no one will help. This is unreal
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FinancialFreedom
FinancialFreedom@FinFreedom414·
Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?
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Psyche Philly
Psyche Philly@PsychePhilly·
@rukky_nate Story is probably not true Men don't work out with women. Men don't do anything with women they're not romantically pursuing, unless they are gay. Live experience.
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Mazi Nathan
Mazi Nathan@rukky_nate·
You think you know women? no, you don’t. there was a girl i was friends with at the gym. we worked out together with a few other guys. nothing romantic. just gym buddies. one day she asked: “nathan, when are you going to ask for my number?” i replied laughing: “when are you going to give me your number without me asking?” with a serious face, she said: “well, the other guys here have all asked for my number.” i replied: “i’m not the other guys.” next session she turned cold. then she started avoiding me completely. even the other guys noticed. this went on until she eventually left the gym. one morning i woke up to a whatsapp message from her: “i’m not mad at you. i just felt unwanted by the way you responded when i asked why you hadn’t asked for my number.” i replied with just: “ok…” boom. she blocked me, till today. turns out being ‘not the other guys’ was exactly the problem.
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Thermobolic
Thermobolic@Thermobolic·
My friends wife was happy, energetic and full of life. No signs of any illness. She had a mammogram. They told her she had stage 4 cancer. She started treatment immediately. She was dead a year later. What would have happened if she never got that scan? Can't help but wonder.
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Enigmatic Contradiction@3LegChair·
@AdrianBethune There is so much wasted time at school that it’s embarrassing. I would estimate that 20-30-% of the time kids spend at school is actually used for learning and I feel like that is a generous estimate
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Adrian Bethune
Adrian Bethune@AdrianBethune·
Homework should be abolished (or significantly reduced) because it promotes this unhealthy idea to children that you work all day in the day *AND THEN* you do more work at home. Basically, children are taught to mimic the working patterns of teachers. Discuss. 🤔
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Enigmatic Contradiction@3LegChair·
@Moonlight_myths Well, she treated him as “not a dad” and it seems like he’s treating her like someone who isn’t her dad would treat her. Sad situation all around
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Moonlight 🌙 ✨
Moonlight 🌙 ✨@Moonlight_myths·
My husband raised my daughter since she was 7. She's 28 now and always called him "dad." Then her real father got out of prison and came back into her life. Suddenly my husband got jealous. She stopped calling him dad, started using his first name, and he completely switched up. He ignores her now, pulled out of co-signing her car, and said her "real dad" should handle it. Imagine raising a child for 20+ years just to throw her away over pride. Is love really that conditional? Now I'm stuck playing mediator in a family being torn apart by ego. Am I wrong for being disgusted by his behavior?
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Commenter51@Commenter51·
@Melo_Malebo I am not blaming you for being bullied, I am telling you to lean away from being unforgiving. We must give people a way out or the world will never improve.
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MA LE BO
MA LE BO@Melo_Malebo·
My high school bully once came up to me and said he’s sorry about what he put me through, that he was just a kid. I didn’t and still don’t accept it. I was a kid too but i didn’t do that. “It was a long time ago” is never a justification for being a terrible person 👏🏽
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Anthony Bradley
Anthony Bradley@drantbradley·
This is the kind of nonsense baseball training we have kids doing these days and making pediatric surgeons rich in the process…
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Roper
Roper@Roper70·
@3LegChair @ClayTravis @NFL Maybe so, suppose we'll see. Bud Light thought that too, for a while at least. You have a good night now.
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Clay Travis
Clay Travis@ClayTravis·
Would any other country in the world have their signature cultural event in a foreign language? I legit have no idea what just happened.
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@Roper70 @ClayTravis @NFL I didn’t say I was in favor or against it, but I promise you the NFL will be just fine. Everyone talks a big game like they are going to boycott but they won’t and the NFL won’t suffer
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Roper@Roper70·
@3LegChair @ClayTravis @NFL And they ran off half the country from a sport that gets 99.99% of it's revenue from said country. Keep lying to yourself with that bullshit.
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Linda B SLP 💚
Linda B SLP 💚@MyLampandOil·
Seriously? Just tonight they were predictions about a possible major earthquake hitting Los Angeles, a prediction about the Japan stock market possibly crashing, warnings about sleeper terrorist cells being told to be ready to attack, and even someone who posted an alleged Epstein email where it is typed in the comments that World War 3 will be planned for February 8, 2026. Who knows if any of this will happen in the near future… But seriously. You want to perseverate about a halftime show? Because I’ll tell you. When the sh*t hits the fan and serious events start taking place, no one‘s gonna give a rats ass about who had the better halftime show. That’s just petty stuff. It will be irrelevant. People who were never serious about God are going to be praying to Jesus. People who hated each other on social media are going to lean on each other for comfort when it starts to get scary. Get over your pride.
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Catturd ™@catturd2·
The Super Bowl in the USA just had a halftime all in Spanish. I’m dead serious, I will never watch a NFL game again as long as I live. Not one second. The NFL is officially dead to me. Is anyone feeling this besides me? Fck the NFL.
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Enigmatic Contradiction@3LegChair·
@Roper70 @ClayTravis @NFL The NFL just reached a huge amount of people they wouldn’t have otherwise. His job is just fine. And all the US fans will get over it because they want to see football and aren’t willing to quit watching over this
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Roper@Roper70·
@ClayTravis The Commissioner should be looking for a new job tomorrow but the @NFL clearly doesn't have the balls to do what's right anymore.
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Enigmatic Contradiction@3LegChair·
@PrabhuSagadevan @ClayTravis No, the US is unique in that its flavor of capitalism will always do whatever makes the most money. And reaching hundreds of millions of people who otherwise would watch the halftime show makes them money
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Prabhu Talks@PrabhuSagadevan·
@ClayTravis It’s a fair question. Most countries showcase local culture, but the U.S. is kind of unique in how global its stage is.
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Enigmatic Contradiction@3LegChair·
@LadyLibertyUSA3 @CynicalPublius You dramatically overestimate the benefits these athletes get. Most of them work part time at Home Depot (there’s a literal program to give them a flexible schedule) and have roommates so they can afford and have time to train. The government should be reimbursing them tbh
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Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius·
NEW RULE: If you are a member of the US Olympic Team and you publicly criticize the USA while on foreign soil, you are off the team. You have 15 minutes to gather your things in the Olympic Village. Someone will drive you to the airport and push you out on the curb. Figure out your own way to fly home. Being a USA Olympian is a privilege, not a right. Too bad you couldn't figure that out.
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
This is supposed to be one of the hardest problems ever to solve. Is it? Or isn’t it? 🧐
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Enigmatic Contradiction@3LegChair·
@ShitpostRock Considering 50% of Gen Z can’t go out to a bar because they are underage and the ones who are old enough don’t have the disposable income, I would expect them to spend alot less. Yes, that generation drinks less but charts like this are just misleading to the whole story
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Brian Caldwell@BrianCaldNBA·
BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors have fired Steve Kerr. More details are expected to release.
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Enigmatic Contradiction@3LegChair·
@gotrice2024 Holy cow, can we call out it was probably done on purpose for content? How would he know to record that specific interaction? Does he record all of them? He should definitely be fired for recording customers
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
I need your opinion on this one, this woman orders a hot coffee at her local coffee shop, the man at the window made her an iced coffee by mistake. So he remakes her hot coffee and says he paid for both since it was his mistake. You can tell she was surprised and shocked that the worker was paying for his own mistakes, he even gives her the dollar back as a tip. I’m pretty sure the employees mess up here and there and I doubt they are required to pay for their own mistakes, it is my opinion he is being passive aggressive with her. The dollar for the tip to her to me shows he was being a jerk about it, what do you think?
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
@kat_maryb There’s another theory as well. At the beginning of the video you see his phone propped up on the left of the window, you can see him on the screen as it’s recording. Is it possible he’s doing it for content?
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