Chelli Purcell

@realpeteyb123 @united My husband and I have booked the middle seat on a long red eye flight. The expandable leg rests would make it nicer. They are like what New Zeland Air has had for a while.

@united I’ve been doing this with extra seats for a long time when traveling with the triplets, glad that extra adjustable part is being added. United is the only airlines that allows you to book extra seats easily off the app, I suspected something was coming. Very nice.

The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated

@iRunfastXC @strakedev @united You just leave your seat belt on over the blanket so they can see it and they leave you alone.

@strakedev @united Except for all the times they’ll ask you to put your seatbelt on.

@mmadkerk @PolitiBunny @HelenPhilpot I needed my birth certificate and marriage license when I applied for social security benefits. Took in all they asked for on the website and then during the first appointment was asked for more documentation we had to take back in during a second appointment.

@PolitiBunny @HelenPhilpot Why do people need them. Some states would require spending a few hundred dollars to put papers in a drawer. Instead of spending billions on a war with Iran why not figure out a way to easily and properly provide ID… and not rush it for Nov as it’s fact there is no voter fraud.

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@Marcia74192580 @PolitiBunny You chose to change your name. Any man who has chosen to change his name (ie hyphenated name) would also need it. It has nothing to do with sex, but with the name change.

@PolitiBunny Why do we have to do more than men? Also, I read you can’t use a marriage license as identification and they want a passport $165.

@MrEnlightened9 @latterdaylaura If this isn’t satire, please don’t have kids.

This only applies to the woman, when I have kids with my girl I’m not gonna be around that much for the younger years that’s her job. I’m not changing diapers or playing dress up or watching coco melon. I will have better more important things to do. It’s women’s job to nurture breast feed and tend to young children primarily. Of course I will help a little and be there but my primary job will be to make money and keep lights on. Not my job to babysit and entertain toddlers

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last. No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe. Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5. In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

@SlickRick00666 @TONYxTWO Example?

@TONYxTWO Except people who are doing it the right way are still being deported.

Self deported then got his permanent residency 2 weeks later Just follow the process the legal way 🇺🇸

@StelioKontos67 @karin_wien @heyitsrosemulet No, Women who don’t have a uterus are women with a medical condition that caused their uterus not to develop properly. Every cell in their bodies are female. reginfo.gov/public/do/eoDo…

@karin_wien @heyitsrosemulet So women who don't have a uterus aren't women? Is that really the hill you wanna die on?

HRT literally makes us biologically female

@SilentSkyZero @raxxan7 @heyitsrosemulet No it doesn’t. Hormones don’t change genes. Every cell in your body is male. reginfo.gov/public/do/eoDo…

@raxxan7 @heyitsrosemulet it changes many internal biological sex markers.

@Miskruier @verybadperson @heyitsrosemulet This is true. reginfo.gov/public/do/eoDo…

@verybadperson @heyitsrosemulet No it does not. It refers to every cell in your body.

@heyitsrosemulet No, it doesn’t. Every cell in your body is still male. reginfo.gov/public/do/eoDo…

@LukaGh0ul @oviology1 @Loverism__ Never said it was, but it is for some, like the woman in the original post.

@ChelliPurcell @oviology1 @Loverism__ The exception is not the rule

This is how women should reproduce. The female body has one primary purpose: reproduction!

@AngelaDeMo97912 @Jxseph_sandxval The word unprotected isn’t necessary. So - He decided to be a father the moment he had sex. No protection is 100%. Pregnancy is always a possibility.

@Jxseph_sandxval Decidiste ser padre en el momento que tuviste sexo sin protegerte, así que no es el aborto, es tú falta de responsabilidad al no protegerte, ASI QUE A PAGAR MANUNTENCION IRRESPONSABLE

Cuando tenía 19 años, mi novia quedó embarazada. Yo no quería ser padre. Estaba empezando la universidad, no tenía dinero y apenas sabía cuidar de mí mismo. Le dije que lo mejor era abortar. Ella dijo que no. Que quería tener al bebé. Discutimos durante semanas. Al final me dijo algo que todavía recuerdo: “Es mi cuerpo. Yo decido.” Tuvo al niño. Hoy el niño tiene 8 años… y ella me exige pensión alimenticia. La ley dice que debo pagar. Que es mi responsabilidad. Pero siempre me queda una pregunta que nadie parece querer discutir: Si la decisión final de tener al bebé fue solo de ella… ¿por qué la responsabilidad financiera no puede ser también una decisión mía? Cuando digo esto, mucha gente se enfurece. Dicen que abandonar a un hijo es imperdonable. Pero yo nunca tuve la opción real de decidir si quería ser padre o no. Ella sí tuvo la opción de decidir si quería ser madre. Entonces queda la pregunta incómoda: Si una mujer puede decidir continuar o no un embarazo… ¿un hombre debería tener también el derecho de decidir si quiere asumir la paternidad? (Historia anónima)

@ThoughtCrimes80 @timelessideas44 That is what eye masks are for. Wouldn’t travel on a red eye without them.

@timelessideas44 When you’re the only one disrupting 200 people trying to sleep, you’re the asshole.

We took a red eye home when my son was a toddler, after a hellacious week of potty training and teething. Things were so dire, we cut the trip short due to sheer sleepless misery. We couldn’t wait to get some rest on the flight. The entire plane was dark EXCEPT for the lady in front of us, who had her overhead reading light on for FIVE hours. I’m one of those people who wants to make sure everyone around me is comfortable, but that courtesy is rarely returned. Normalize reading the room and not being an entitled a-hole.

@InsuranceAF @Charlygotyou The property taxes, high insurance premiums and the maintenance costs of a rental property the owner pays are all a part of a renal payment. You don’t see the bill for those, but your rent pays for them.

@Charlygotyou That’s crazy. Whether you rent or own, it’s expensive. Homeowners have to worry about property taxes, high insurance premium, and maintenance. Renting is currently the way to go since you only have to worry about renter’s insurance, which is like $20/mo.

My apartment in 2005 was $550 a month. With inflation, it should now be $930. I just looked it up, and It's currently $1700 a month. It's greed killing these kids, not avacado toast and Starbucks.

@Dickheads17 @bronxmike2025 @hell_line0 Interesting - nine names, was there a step parent in there somewhere?

@ChelliPurcell @bronxmike2025 @hell_line0 Of course my own surname is Anderson-Murphy-Carole-King-Thomson-Stoker-Anthony-Ray-Stephens

Women pass down mitochondrial DNA. Lineage already runs through the mother. So should the last name. The maternal line is the only unbroken genetic line. Women carry lineage. Our children should carry our names. Men don’t pass mitochondrial DNA. Women do. The lineage is maternal. Name accordingly.

@hell_line0 And of course this is a bit ridiculous. But men play an important role too.

@hell_line0 Sex is passed down by the father. There would be no male babies without men. And if no male babies eventually no babies.

@bronxmike2025 @hell_line0 What happens when two hyphenated last named people get married? Do their kids have four hyphenated names?

@hell_line0 I never understood why women had to give up their last names. It should always have been hyphenated.

@eastbae510__ @beyoncegarden The day care ratio of babies to workers is 6:1. Gets higher as the kids age.

@beyoncegarden Hot take, four is already too many. Two parents is not enough for 4 kids and you're adding a 5th? That poor boy is so valid

he’s so real for being angry over that i’m crying😭

@Phantom_Krowwz @beyoncegarden My mom had four five and under. She did a great job taking care of us. The day care ratio for babies to workers is 6:1.

@beyoncegarden How hard is it to wrap it up bro- There is literally no reason for more than 4 kids. You cannot properly care for that many, and no one in general needs that many.