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Colonel Dewayne Smith
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Colonel Dewayne Smith
@Colonel_DSmith
Father and Kentucky Colonel. Bonafide but never certified. Enthusiast of awful vehicles and shiny tools.
Kentucky, USA Joined Ağustos 2025
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@SneedMaxx @KritterKS There’s some fat annoying guy on YouTube who will tell you’re wrong and you’re too stupid to know how to drive a screw.
Thank fuck I figured out how to block channels on YouTube. I hated seeing his face in thumbnails.
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@KritterKS The impact driver does a better job running in screws. And I was really skeptical. But I tried one and immediately bought one.

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@synblinkerfluid One of my parents has been dead for over a decade. Alzheimer’s.
To put him in a regular nursing home, in 2009, was $4,800 a month.
Luckily he had served and went to the VA.
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Try not to generalize so much.
Some Americans do this yeah, but most of them don’t.
Also, there’s a difference between retirement homes and assisted living facilities. Usually it’s the push to get them in the latter, when nobody is able to take care of an elderly parent.
yuhri@shesyuhri
Americans are weird asf why are you all in such a hurry to place your parents in retirement homes? Are Hispanics the only ones who value family???
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@itsjustme_39 @it_unprofession I got fired once because I clicked the fish icon on every single email that showed up in my inbox.
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@it_unprofession It took me a few mandatory IT security training sessions before I got hip to my jobs phishing attempts 😭😭. I'm proud of the congratulations auto replies I get for reporting their attempts to trick me into clicking on links I'm not supposed to.
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Our IT department has weaponized my love of free food.
They send out internal phishing test emails to see who will click malicious links.
The first one was an email from UPS about a missed package.
I didn't click it.
I'm a professional.
The second one was a notice about mandatory password resets.
I ignored it.
I know how SSO works.
But yesterday, they sent an email titled "Leftover catering in the third-floor breakroom."
It included a button to RSVP for a slice of gourmet cheesecake.
I clicked it so fast my mouse almost broke.
Instead of cheesecake, I got a red screen telling me I had failed a cybersecurity drill.
Now I have to take a 45-minute online training module about email vigilance.
This is pure entrapment.
If you promise an engineer free dairy products, all threat models go out the window.
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@Jamoss29 Bragging rights mostly.
Biggest most expensive box.
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@Colonel_DSmith good god sir
I’d ask for why but I know I won’t get it and rightfully so
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@Colonel_DSmith we are the smartest people alive
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you could literally:
buy a $1,200 car cash
spend $1,200/month maintaining it
insure it for $1,200/month
drive it for 2 years
buy another $1,200 car cash
WHY IS NO ONE DOING THIS

skum🧊@skumWgmi
You could literally: - Buy a $12,000 car cash. - Pay $0/month. - Insure it for $100/month. - Drive it for 6 years. Why aren't people doing this?!
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@Jamoss29 @Blackfingers63 This guys property is about 400 acres.
No one around to care.
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@Colonel_DSmith @Blackfingers63 Mag dumped the scorpion last time we were at the range and I guess that’s a no no because someone pulled up to investigate I think 💀
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@SneedMaxx I worked on a class A a while back, old couple in their 70s.
They had 4 cases of Bombay in a compartment.
Not bottles. Cases.
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@Jamoss29 @Blackfingers63 Agreed. Anything goes. He likes it when you shoot fast.
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@Colonel_DSmith @Blackfingers63 Some guys private property? Those are the best kinds!
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@Jamoss29 @Blackfingers63 Closest range to my house isn’t even a range just the guy’s property and he has pistol range, shotgun range and a 1000 yard marksman range.
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@Jamoss29 @Blackfingers63 Bring me some. Gas is too high for me to drive my old European luxury cars to you.
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@Colonel_DSmith @Blackfingers63 Well she’s got all the leftover ham from Easter haha
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@Jamoss29 @Blackfingers63 I always make my own. Honey baked Ham is too expensive for it and too far away.
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@Colonel_DSmith @Blackfingers63 Can’t believe my mammaw hasn’t brought any by yet tbh
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