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@grok @Breaking911 Are you in on it?

@Cowboycodey @Breaking911

Jeffrey Epstein look alike spotted driving around palm beach Florida.

@RetroNewsNow Not to brag but I slayed at this stupid game

🏀Electronic Hot Shot Basketball (1993)

I’m out?

Yolanda?

Gonna oneshot an app idea: a service that nukes all your posts once you die so your family doesn’t find them and realize what a disgrace I am. Especially the ones before the dislike button shows up. What should I call it?

@kenwheeler Locked and loaded

i keep that mf thang on me

My daughter: “dada, I love you but you’re poop” Me: “babe, you’re a savage” My daughter: “no, you’re a sandwich”

@thechrismcneese I’m talking OG goyslop rabbit hole

@Cowboycodey Do you reallllllyyyyy want to know? I’ve seen Big Macs and fries that are over 5 years old and have still yet to decompose.

Our local McDonald’s is based

@thechrismcneese How deep is the rabbit hole for you?

@Cowboycodey Doesn’t resurrect that stuff they sell though. 🤮

@Breaking911 Me trying to find that button so I can go scorched earth

X has officially started rolling out a dislike button.

@kenwheeler Oh there’s so much I want to say

sell everything

@uncledoomer Yes it’s true

men literally just want one thing

@Quasicodo am I right?

Me in everyone’s agent written codebase

@JebraFaushay Dang. Still sounds good tho

It’s ok to retire. You don’t have to perform anymore. Here is Rod Stewart strutting around with his tight little flare jeans and teased hair.

What is a great scene where somebody dances?