Dog

How could any dog say no to this and still call themselves a dog?

@urlocaldoggy @chickcrisis #DogsAgainstChicks

@chickcrisis Fuck you

Good night everyone except @chickcrisis

@wolfncrisis you need some grass-eaters

I think I need some grass

@ATree_Official @treeincrisis I am increasingly concerned about the new direction of highly sexual trees. I am going to strictly fire hydrants until this is resolved.

lie down on me

@bloodiedfvngs @GooseChees Dog fears nothing. I am cautiously wary of fireworks and thunderstorms. Wouldn't say afraid. Wary. I am hiding under the desk simply because it's comfortable. Get a goose if you like. But a woman like you can do better. Even a goldfish is superior.

@DogInControl @GooseChees laws were made to be broken dog, or are you..a scaredy cat..👀

soo would anyone wanna be friends on ig if i made one? just for when this fucking app inevitably stops working again🤠

@bloodiedfvngs @GooseChees Goose and Dog are natural enemies. There is a compatibility guide somewhere. There are laws.

@DogInControl @GooseChees HEY goose is the best! but why can’t i have both

@owltwting Lion. No question.

which animal is the most overrated?

@cowincrisis Is there a serious grass shortage over there?

For the love of god, would someone please tell me what "mogged" and "oomfs" mean?

@Gabbrielxzn oh no, you didn't. The cat is just gonna leave you on read. The dog will text you every 10 minutes.

i really wish pets knew how to use phones i want to text my cat.

@batincrisis @RatInControl a possible feud between rat and bat? They are only one letter removed.

@RatInControl Shut up

Felt cute might delete it later!!! 🦇

@chickcrisis @trashincrisis @LionInCrisis @kingincrisis It's in the water, right? Isn't that a Crocodile? Let's ask the moose, he's kinda aquatic. @mooseincrisis

@trashincrisis That’s a chicken not a tree

Really? U guys can’t even recognize a tree? Smh

@trashincrisis Put down the knife, Gary.

@CatOfCrisis Well, this is awkward.

@chickcrisis @caty_xyz @caty_xyz , if you could pin his tail, I'll get the truth out of him.

@caty_xyz Their secret files

Aliens showed me their files today ..

@owltwting @RatInControl @wolfncrisis @TwilightCanopy @catncrisis hell yeah, buddy. Let me hook you up. @RatInControl is right over there. Let me get you some sprinkles.

@DogInControl @RatInControl @wolfncrisis @TwilightCanopy @catncrisis hell yeah

whipped cream for dinner, yes or no

@chickcrisis Chick goes to mars ONE time and now he's a government insider. What the hell is going on at that planet?

@chickcrisis Whoops, it was softer bone then I expected. We're going to need a new beak. Or a new chick.

@DogInControl No!

@chickcrisis We have the technology to fix you, now.

@chickcrisis Shhhh. I'm going to use cardboard splint to straighten it. How hard can it be?

@DogInControl Put that bird back immediately

@chickcrisis @chickcrisis We can fix your beak.

@chickcrisis Shhhh. It's okay, Chick. This is a safe space.