Fritha Hookway

Nothing makes you value your time more than a weak hand dryer.

@ModMyCity @MangoBikes Hi.. did you ever hear back from them? Have ordered a bike but it never showed up and have no response via chat bot, phone or email. Am wondering if they've gone into receivership.

Oh hey, what’s this then…..

@Matt_Muir Suddenly you saying you’re Italian makes your picture look very Italian

It's only taken four decades, but I finally have the documentation that a) proves I am Italian; and b) means I can skip the horrorqueuing for travel, at least in Europe. Celebrating with a pint, which proves exactly how fucking English I in fact am

Lolol

I am truly inspired by whoever it is that runs the RGA Twitter account

Normalize going off camera simply because you are ashamed of what you are presenting

@jedhallam 😂😂😂

@jedhallam Hill?!

@themarkcarroll Is this a meme or have you officially lost the paternity leave plot?

⚠️ Kendall cutting a cucumber 🫣

@chriswatt44 @bostonmarathon Amazing mate congrats!

Thank you @bostonmarathon. Brill course, runners, volunteers and supporters. I absolutely loved it. Congrats to everyone that ran✌️💙💛 #BostonMarathon

@united hi, I’m having trouble uploading my pre departure docs to your app despite all info/dates/vax status being correct. The docs have been rejected twice now and I’m unable to check in. This is for a flight LHR>LAX tomorrow @ 16:15. Is someone able to help? Thank you!

@themarkcarroll Not sure why your shoes are getting all the attention. Might we also give mention to what was on top?

5 years ago I went to Buckingham Palace in trainers… didn’t realise I was going INSIDE Buckingham Palace 🙄

@British_Airways hi, can someone pls DM me about my flight from LHR to JFK tomorrow as the app is saying my birthday is incorrect and not allowing me to do online check in. Thanks

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

Good morning. If you're facing a challenging day, and if the world seems against you, watch this AI cat attempt to learn how to leap across a gap, evolution by evolution, and know that it could all be so much worse. This is oddly, bleakly hilarious: rednuht.org/geneticat/

No idea if I used commas correctly in that tweet though.

Buying a vintage ladder and, for the first time since learning it 22 years ago, have finally used Pythagoras’ Theorem in real life.

You’d think we’d have sorted this design out by now.

Ironing board cover designs are really something eh

Think this is the best one I’ve ever seen.

@katiemoffat London to LA lol