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@Suffragent_ @Ron02162017 Who the hell would you be voting for?

England, 2026. This is Fajila Patel — a candidate in the local council elections for Darwen, Lancashire. We are beyond screwed. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

@LeeHurstComic @Rose_of_Lancs The Magnificent One.

This is class. 😁⬇️

@DiamondsAreRed1 @andrewlawrence Ranting, inarticulate and limited vocabulary. Yep, core Labour.

@FullColours1967 @andrewlawrence I can see you’ve tried to be smart by guessing, and you’d be wrong. You could also ask, but I’d tell you to fuck off for trying to be smart but just being a fucking bellend.

Everyone who voted Labour should have to pay a Fuckwit Tax to mitigate the economic damage they've caused.

@AHEWSTON @andrewlawrence £1k per week😂😂

@andrewlawrence Brexit is costing the average household £1000 per week. By your logic, those who voted Brexit should be paying those who didn’t

@DiamondsAreRed1 @andrewlawrence No need to ask how you voted.

@andrewlawrence Funny guy. Love it when ‘comedians’ are so desperate for attention that they start posting political views. Think that makes you the fuckwit you attention seeking bellend.

@MihirFx @KieraDiss That your Merc, mate?

Respect for the Car Driver 👏👏👏 Though its completely wrong to do, I can understand his frustration with the VAN driver. VAN is in wrong lane and blocking and slowing down lots of traffic. This is something police should enforce but sadly member of public had to do it at his own risk. If you are not overtaking or going slow then you must be in left lane.

This absolute idiot recorded on dashcam on the M4 should not be on British roads. Driving like a total wanker. No excuse for this.

But he did have time for this...

@DavidLammy More faux outrage from dim-witted Dave. @UKLabour

These utterly appalling comments show a complete lack of humanity and total disdain for the 72 who lost their lives in the Grenfell Tower fire. They have no place in British politics. Good riddance.

@GBNEWS All done quietly and dignified without a word to the Press.🙄

Meghan Markle sends heartwarming present to her close friend after giving birth gbnews.com/royal/meghan-m…

@GBNEWS The banners remind one of the phrase attributed to Nazi Joseph Goebbels.“Accuse your enemy of what you are doing, as you are doing it”

The Left has long been Islamists' useful idiot. But this level of coordination feels new - Alex Armstrong gbnews.com/opinion/togeth…

They pixelated every black person and left the one white girl unpixellated We all know why

State of modern journalism: No empathy, no basic human decency, and no research. Just lazy reactions and rehearsed smugness. Tommy remains composed, polite, and focused on the victims family. Student learnt more from Tommy in that chat than he has ever done from his lecturer’s.

Unbelievable. Deranged anti-British lefty forces herself under the raise the colours @RTCORGUK van in protest of British flags being put up. The police arrest Ryan one of the leaders instead of the lady under the truck. Two-tier nonsense.

@danwootton Nowhere is safe from the @SkyNews race baiters.

Sly News will take any excuse to slag off white men. Disgusting.

@that_1 More gobbledygook from dear old Harry, the Prince of waffle.

Mr. Mischief's hand gestures 😂

Mr Starmer, The world is watching. And for once, I’m not here to play nice or balance both sides. This is the one shot I get to say what millions already know in their bones. You are not Britain’s Prime Minister. You are a man who won an election and immediately began dismantling the very things the British people voted for in 2016. You are squatting in Downing Street while steering the country back into the arms of the institution it explicitly rejected. If you will not stand down, the British people will make you. Here is every claim you made today, stripped bare, no spin, no mercy: 1. “The Middle East conflict has now entered its second month.” Thank you for the calendar update. While you counted months, the IRGC a group formally designated as terrorists by the United States, Canada, and others, continued running its London operations from 16 Prince’s Gate, Knightsbridge. You did nothing. 2. “The UK is working at pace for de-escalation and peace.” Translation: we issued strongly worded statements. Results: zero. Your “pace” is the speed of a snail on tranquillisers. 3. “The war will affect the future of our country, energy and cost of living.” It already is. Your green ideology and EU realignment have left Britain with some of the highest energy prices in the developed world. Pensioners choose between heating and eating. That’s not “the war.” That’s policy. 4. “We are well-placed with a long-term plan to emerge stronger and more secure.” Record taxes. 7.5 million people on NHS waiting lists. Record small-boat crossings. Energy bills that could bankrupt households. If this is your definition of “stronger and more secure,” the English language just filed for divorce. 5. “I held meetings with business leaders…” Photo opportunities. They warned you. You smiled for the cameras and carried on regardless. 6. “Energy bills will be cut today and fixed until July.” A £117 cap that your own NI increases and green levies have already vaporised. It’s not relief. It’s an insult dressed up as compassion. 7. “The most effective way to support the cost of living is to push for reopening the Strait of Hormuz.” Then why did you help shut down North Sea production and make us dependent on foreign energy? The hypocrisy is so thick you could spread it on toast. 8. “The UK is taking back control of our energy security by investing in clean British energy.” Britain now pays the highest industrial electricity prices in Europe. Blackouts are on the menu. This is not “taking back control.” This is self-sabotage with better PR. 9. “Because the world is volatile, Britain’s long-term national interest now requires closer partnership with the EU.” Let’s be honest for once: you are using a foreign crisis as cover to hand sovereignty, money, and decision-making back to Brussels without asking the British people. That is not statesmanship. That is betrayal by stealth. 10. “I will announce a new summit with the EU later this year…” Re-joining by the back door while an Iranian terror-linked operation sits in one of London’s most expensive postcodes. The sheer gall is almost impressive. You stood at the podium today and spoke of “British interests” while actively working against them. You swore you wouldn’t rejoin the EU. You are doing it anyway. You talk of security while leaving a designated terror network untouched in central London. You lecture about the cost of living while your policies make it worse. The mask is not slipping, Keir. It has fallen off and shattered on the floor. The British people see you clearly now: a politician who values international approval and Brussels goodwill more than the nation that elected him. You are not leading Britain. You are managing its managed decline. The clock is ticking. Not in secret. Not in silence. Out loud, in broad daylight, across every pub, every kitchen table, every X feed and every street in this country. History does not forgive those who sell their own people’s sovereignty for applause. Britain did not vote for this. Britain does not want this. And Britain will not tolerate this forever. The reckoning is coming. And it will not be kind. Britain First. No Surrender. 🦁🇬🇧

@Keir_Starmer @MickeyD44314901 Keir Starmer using the word “shameful” is beyond parody. Everything he has said or done since he came into office is shameful. He has absolutely no shame or sense of decency.

Shameful. Nigel Farage should do the decent thing and sack him.

@GBNEWS That magic money tree really does come in very useful.

Child Benefit boost for millions as parents in line for £1,406 a year windfall - are you eligible? gbnews.com/money/child-be…

@MCWebDev1 @christopherhope @GBNEWS Blimey, is #FBPE still a thing?

@christopherhope @GBNEWS We go through this on pretty much a daily basis when you play the victim again. You are the media arm of Reform UK why the hell does he need to talk to you.

That feeling when the Prime Minister prefers to call a TikTok influencer and not @GBNEWS at a press conference, as he did this morning. 👇(@GBNEWS also has 4.6million followers on TikTok).

@TheCrutcho @GriftReport Katie Hopkins is the exception.

@GriftReport Agree with you re Nish Then there’s Rosie Jones Romesh Ranganathan Stewart Lee is basically an old fat lefty whose act is out of date Michael bloody McIntyre is like thrush - an irritating cnut And basically any female comic Women just aren’t funny Sorry, but it’s true

I’ll go first… Nish Kumar