Punished Piece of Shit

woke up after dreaming about the poem by shel silverstein about someone eating a baby

@PerryALPHA @Howlingmutant0 Dear genie I would like the world’s largest penis

@Howlingmutant0 If I were a genie anytime someone asked for something I would tell them they would get it in the morning, only for them to wake up and find it lodged in their rectum

I asked the Wishmaster for a Lamborghini and yeah, I knew it would be something bad but he just smiled at me and turned me into an evil puppet? This shit isn’t even ironic man

@candy__warhoI I think if you limit to biological women it’s probably under 1%

Part of the 10 and 7%. Who want me

@candy__warhoI The premise of copacabana is Lola’s love Tony is shot to death by Rico and she is still hurt by it 30 years later drinking herself “half blind” and with an ever-deepening sadness for her lost youth. The fact it was written with an upbeat tempo was some kind of irony I guess

My mom thinks Copacabana is “such a sad song”

@J0hn_Human @hfbaefhvdibsagl Why did you pay for that? You can just eat your own cum for free, it doesn’t cost anything.

I'll admit, I did pay a dominatrix to feed me my own cum one time, but it was just the once I swear

@BattleByrd I believe in all conspiracy theories simultaneously. I don’t require any proof of any of them and it doesn’t matter if they contradict each other.

What's the conspiracy theory that you wholeheartedly believe in?

@maggiemoda What aura?

Weed immediately lost all aura the second it became legal.

@hfbaefhvdibsagl I would only marry to cover up my deeply repressed homosexuality

why cant people marry people they love why do they have to marry a bitch wife and then have an au pair they actualy want🤔

@SpiceBoy991726 Another one of those patented leftist revenge fantasies where they hope someone else does something to someone they don’t like

Wish somebody would do something to that howlingmutant guy so he don't post no more

@dustbnuy I don’t have 0 posts because I occasionally post pictures of a local swarm of geese blocking the road to the lake and causing a traffic jam

the hottest men ever have 0 posts on instagram

@baddergalbinka I do completely the opposite, I block any women that does reply to me because that shows they have incredibly poor judgment

Blocking me because I didn’t reply to your dm is another level of butthurt. You reply to someone one time on here and they think you’re their gf

The annoying part of dating a 30+ man is when you tell him "Leave me alone", and he says "Ok" and actually leave. 😏😕

@JTAlexander That is a very good point, but I’m weighing in here as an attorney, that the people that end up in federal custody are also demographically, in a lot of ways, different than the people that end up in state pens.

There was a massive DOJ study done decades ago that among people in Federal custody, the single trait career criminals had most in common was that they had all gotten caught as a teenager and the case resolved in a way that left them feeling like they 'got away with it.' More in common than race, than marital status of parents, than bullying, than presence of a father. It was *the* issue.

@clemm1928 Being ugly is a character flaw

@rayaluvssu I’m racist but I still listen to rap

also ur probably racist

if u dont fw rap as a genre ur not a real music fan to me srry

@cleobug101 lana del rey has an album about this

i’ve actually been noticing this like A LOT. many of my high earning single friends would tell me they were dating a younger man who worked a lower-paying job. they would pick up the tab for him, let him move into their apartment, and drive him around in their car. things of that nature. in essence it was like nature had reversed itself. the women are becoming the masculine providers and men are going to extreme lengths to looksmaxx to make themselves more desirable to women. this is a reflection of it. what is going on?

@devahaz @SwannMarcus89 Yeah aside from discussion of undercover stuff which even the dumbest person on earth could understand why they shouldn't be on, a large amount of police time is spent in private conversations, banter, etc. and i wouldn't want that to be part of the public record forever either

@SwannMarcus89 Really? Ive seen some saying they need to be on all the time vs cops being able to turn them off, which makes sense.

It’s incredibly funny how police resisted body cams and leftists supported them and then the end result of body cams was that they were a massive win for the cops because so few police shootings are unjustified There are now left-wing activists arguing against body cams lol

@blacknredtext Average weed smoker behavior

submission from anon

@jaderants I hate women no matter what they look like

men irl hate small lips and natural looks. they always go for the plastic insta faces.

@PureSpiderLily @xeno_vert Of course not, nor do I expect even the majority of queer people to be groomers. I was moreso pointing out how bad the optics are of the fact that grooming minors would have been fine for the majority of the queer community if it was from someone who had different politics

@GazeUponMyPosts @xeno_vert Out of curiosity do you expect all priest or Christain’s to be groomers?

just to be clear, erika kirk inappropriately texting a 15y/o girl does not make her a "lesbian queen," it makes her a pedophile.