Matthew H
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Kinda encouraged that people are crapping on this clip. This sort of "I'm too real for small talk" attitude is probably *the* common denominator of the dozen or so most miserable human beings I've ever had to be around.
Still generally like Louis' standup, tho.
Netflix Is A Joke@NetflixIsAJoke
Louis CK: Ridiculous is now playing on Netflix
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Putting on the They Live glasses that immerse you even deeper in ideology
Taylor Swift Updates 💎@swifferupdates
TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRAVIS KELCE ARE OFFICIALLY MARRIED!!!!
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@Matt_tfdXCI @anon_opin There’s only like ten funny Monty Python sketches. The movies are fantastic though
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@anon_opin I fail to find Monty Python amusing. I've tried and still failed.
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Both Ronnie Barker and David Jason are comedy giants who should be rightly praised for a great body of work. Except for Open All Hours. Which is absolutely shite. Although not as bad as Still Open All Hours, which somehow managed to be even shitter.
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His stuff was always cynical but it was like a self deprecating understanding that the biggest piece of shit was himself. This isn’t even really a joke. It’s like someone doing a bad impression of a Louis CK joke.
Netflix Is A Joke@NetflixIsAJoke
Louis CK: Ridiculous is now playing on Netflix
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Are there Any Actually Funny Comedy Movies like Ones that Would Make me Laugh Out Loud in Real Life or Do Anything More Than Occasionally Smirk and Breathe out of My Nose
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Wait this is ai generated what the fuck
synthiola 🎀@FabianMosele
Tung Tung Sahur explains his copyright legal battle
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@StopTweetingMia I don’t know how to define it other than Da DUM Da DUM Da DUM Da DUM Da DUM
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My mom accidentally said something in iambic pentameter and I told her "That was iambic pentameter!" and she didn't know what that was but then I realized I really didn't know how to define it so I just said "Inspector Detector suspected foul play!" and it didn't help at all.
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has michael jackson ever dropped some
absolute dog shit
🗝️@keysobased
every great artist has dropped sum bullshit
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Tung Tung Sahur explains his copyright legal battle
Dexerto@Dexerto
Tung Tung Sahur is now at the center of a federal “custody battle” over brainrot characters The creators of Steal a Brainrot are asking a court to rule that Mementum Lab can’t claim copyright control over the viral meme
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@theargus2003 @Billvvzz Oh come on so your original tweet wasn’t a value judgement about straight edge?
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@RansomStoddard1 @paulinekaelbot She’s been dead for 25 years take it easy
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@paulinekaelbot So she admits she's a fraud. Go away to your precious bookie wookies then and leave film reviewing to true cinephiles.
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I could live without movies much more easily than I could live without books, which would almost seem like a form of death. (1969)
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@bdwilliams18 @mrs_g_rider Is this what you say to the people in your life when they tell you about their day
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@mrs_g_rider Why post this? There's no joke, no parenting wisdom, no point. Have you amassed such a following that you think people care about this?
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My 8-year-old who always wants to run errands with me told me very apologetically this morning that he did not want to go to Barnes and Noble with me today. I told him that was fine but in my head was wondering why the change of heart. An hour later I was reminded that the
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People Facebook has sent to me as friend suggestions in the last two weeks:
Brennan Lee Mulligan
The Nostalgia Critic
Cameron Winter of the band Geese
Jay McCarrol
I have met and interacted with none of these people.
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@titolovesyou This is like saying Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa is better than Duchamp’s LHOOQ, like yeah no shit
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it’s kind of incredible how this exemplifies why the original poem works and this one does not
兔兒神@chenchenwrites
thinking about this delightfully furious poem by Mary Ruefle again.
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@MarngelRambles Pretty sure they cut out a clip between the two shown in this video
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Idk if it’s just because I’m older now, but this is the least subtle sex joke Toy Story has ever done lmao.
DapperDude22@hunter_cool22
Who’s gonna tell Buzz?
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Can’t decide which glasses I prefer
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you better not be Michael Barrymore reminiscing with Jimmy Saville about butter and 2 girls in Durham when I get home!!!
me :
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this made a lot of sense in retrospect
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Charli XCX shares a list of marketing ideas she was sent.
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