Benny

// i think im gonna make this my pinned tweet on here.. wow!!!! anyway. my only “rule” while interacting with benny is to not put him and swank in a romantic context together because i do see them as brothers and this reflects how i write for them both !! thank u 🤍 🦨

@Space_Ramenn @1GrognakFan @SwankiestSwank watch my suite while I’m gone this guy is crazy

@1GrognakFan @Ringadingchip I totally agree! It would be very discourteous and rude of you to decline a formal invitation… you should go, yes. Yes Man will be in good hands.

I’m being invited to Cottonwood Cove…. gives me somethin to do at least!

@1GrognakFan @Space_Ramenn Okay…..

@Ringadingchip @Space_Ramenn No… you should still come…

@Space_Ramenn You know what now I’m not going

@Ringadingchip Please Benny go to Cottonwood I promise I'll take good care of yes man while you're out 👅👅

@Space_Ramenn NO DONT YOU DARE TOUCH HIM WHILE IM GONE. Also should I be worried

@Ringadingchip If he invites you to Cottonwood, it’s because he wants you. I know cause it happened to me Wait. if you’re not in the tops, that means Yes Man is all alone... 😛

@Space_Ramenn 😅😅

@Ringadingchip Beware.

I don’t get “crushes” on people despite what Swank is tryin to tell me. I ain’t a little kid. I think I’m just sick.

@W1LD___CARD @crispylegate HEY.

@Ringadingchip @crispylegate —“Isn’t one of those out of that list true? Sorry. Continue bickering.”

I’m writing down who gets to own what when I eventually die from eating that radroach leg… who wants what from my room

@1GrognakFan Fine then..

@Ringadingchip You’ll be safe under my protection, I promise!

Never mind this ain’t fun anymore

@crispylegate @W1LD___CARD Are you calling me gay, a nerd, a loser, annoying, or somethin else

@Ringadingchip @W1LD___CARD Doctor Gannon is not scary, in fact I think you have a lot in common…

@1GrognakFan Whatever gets them to not shoot at me.

@Ringadingchip Well, I could if you’d like me to…

@1GrognakFan Why’s that? You gonna escort me personally?

@Ringadingchip You’d be perfectly safe in Cottonwood Cove, I promise!

@1GrognakFan And risk being near any of you Legion boys? Yeah no thanks.

@Ringadingchip Have you ever considered visiting Cottonwood Cove? The weather is really nice this time of year…

@1GrognakFan Yeah..? Why..???

@Ringadingchip So I hear you like men…

@thatkid1010101 FUCK

@Ringadingchip You’re dying

Got real woozy thinkin about someone for more than 2 minutes. Is that normal

@SwankiestSwank Maybe if I had a real loving big brother there to catch me when I fell I WOULDNT HAVE HIT MY HEAD.

@Ringadingchip You fell down some stairs and hit your fucking head that ain’t normal

@RadiumRuler2058 YES ALL.

@Ringadingchip 🤨 ALL? good for you tho

Did House make his robots all look attractive on purpose

@crispylegate It’s probably both.

@Ringadingchip I believe that may be infatuation, or perhaps a lingering effect from the food poisoning. You should probably drink water

@yessingmanning Yeah no kiddin….

@Ringadingchip Oh well, if you say so! Wind’s been awful strong lately!