Slightly_Coherent
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Slightly_Coherent
@SCoherent
What a long, strange trip it's been. 🙈🙉🙊💀
Joined Eylül 2018
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@JamesHu27192912 I feel this in my bones.
And I gave the creases in the driver's seat of my car to prove it.
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🚨 BREAKING: North Carolina officials have confirmed that missing the correct exit near Asheville during a rainstorm now qualifies as both a road trip and a spiritual journey. 🌧️⛰️💀
You start out confident.
Music on.
Coffee acquired.
GPS loaded.
Just trying to get from Point A to Point B across western North Carolina.
Then the Blue Ridge Mountains decide they have other plans.
One minute you’re cruising through beautiful mountain scenery thinking:
“Wow, this place is gorgeous.”
Five minutes later you’re gripping the steering wheel like it owes you money while trying to decipher four exits, three interstates, two construction zones, and one GPS that has completely lost faith in humanity.
The signs say:
🟩 I-40 East → Raleigh
🟩 I-26 South → Hendersonville
🟩 US-74 → Charlotte
🟩 Exit 101B → Somewhere You Didn’t Mean To Go
And somehow all four feel equally possible.
Then the fog rolls in.
Not normal fog.
Not movie fog.
North Carolina mountain fog.
The kind that appears out of nowhere and immediately reduces visibility to:
“Trust the process.” 🌫️
Suddenly the mountains disappear.
The road disappears.
The lane markings disappear.
Your future disappears.
Meanwhile the local guy in a lifted truck is still doing 84 MPH because apparently he’s memorized every curve since kindergarten.
Then comes construction.
Nobody remembers when it started.
Nobody knows when it ends.
The barrels simply exist.
Like a natural feature of western North Carolina.
Geologists believe they’re native to the region. 🚧😭
Just when you think you’ve survived the worst of it…
Brake lights.
For absolutely no reason.
Half the highway slows to 12 MPH because somebody three miles ahead tapped their brakes once in 2019.
Then a deer appears.
Not crossing.
Not running.
Just standing beside the road judging everyone equally.
🦌
The fog gets thicker.
The GPS starts recalculating.
The truck behind you gets closer.
The mountain gets steeper.
And somehow Google Maps still says:
“Continue for 27 miles.”
Brother, I can’t even confirm Asheville still exists.
Finally, after two hours of rain, curves, construction, fog, brake lights, and emotional damage…
You spot a gas station glowing in the distance like a sacred Appalachian beacon.
Inside:
☕ somebody discussing weather forecasts based entirely on mountain vibes
🥓 somebody ordering biscuits at 9 PM
🏔️ somebody casually saying “roads aren’t bad tonight” after driving through conditions that would’ve ended three civilizations
Congratulations.
You survived western North Carolina driving.
Your reward?
You’re somehow only 18 minutes farther than when you started. 😂⛰️🌧️
#NorthCarolina #Asheville #BlueRidgeMountains #I40 #MountainDriving #OnlyInNC #WesternNorthCarolina #TarHeelState #RoadTrip #NorthCarolinaLife 🚗🌫️🏔️💀

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@merissahansen17 @RealCandaceO @NJBeisner Well, she's getting paid per response, soooo....
I guess her handlers told her children were okay to target because they're used to it. 🤷♀️
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Imagine trending on twitter for calling a 3 year girl a “mega-bitch”.
@NJBeisner is gutter trash.

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Ok, this is why I have a problem with @MrsErikaKirk. According to Megyn she believes Erika wants to keep the pro-Israel donors on board.
She is completely ignoring what Charlie said just before they killed him.
How can a wife who KNOWS what her husband has decided the night before he is publicly assassinated ignore his wishes?
Charlie felt would be killed, by evidence of his messages to @Andrewkolvet and Dan Flood. Erika is ignoring her husbands decision to "LEAVE THE PRO ISRAEL CAUSE" because she WANTS THE MONEY.
It's that simple.

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Good. Cuz I’m here (briefly) to tell folks the Book of Revelation was mostly written (or dictated to scribes before he was beheaded) by John the Baptist. Theory? Yes. For now. Cut the book out with an xacto knife and place the whole thing BEFORE Matthew. A bridge book. Then go back 1,000 years to the first temple. Which John covers as well.
Or. Do what everybody else does and block me for not knowing my Bible.
Yet what could this theory do if I prove it? Heal the world. So trite though, no?
Work in progress. Will go to people who think on their own. Obv not x.
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@Aerych_ @alexbruesewitz The War Powers Act should have been challenged on its constitutionality but no one in Congress for decades had had a decent pair of stones.
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@SCoherent @alexbruesewitz That’s irrelevant because we’re past that step with the War Powers Act. Now we’re taking treaty and as far as I know the Senate hasn’t abrogated its authority to the President yet.
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@KatyTalento @sayerjigmi @RobertKennedyJr @SecKennedy I don't understand why they can't just use ultrasound as the first step instead of wanting to press my breast into a pancake.
I started refusing them after my 1st gave a false positive.
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My bougie, out-of-network obgyn, who is part of a practice that markets itself as the most enlightened on mid-life women’s health, can barely tolerate me because “she’s never had someone refuse to get a mammogram.” My informed non-consent makes her very “uncomfortable.” I specifically cited the Cochrane results, to no effect. The conditioning runs so deep, y’all.
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@aelfred_D @MZHemingway Wait until you hear about Where the Red Fern Grows or Bridge to Terabithia.
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@RepThomasMassie @write_diligent @WSJ @WSJFreeEx @WSJopinion @MattHennessey Truth is conveniently antisemitic to them.
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@WSJ @WSJFreeEx @WSJopinion @MattHennessey It’s public record, not a secret, that the Republican Jewish Coalition, AIPAC, and a Miriam Adelson funded superPAC spent tens of millions of dollars against me to buy this Congressional seat in Kentucky.
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From @WSJFreeEx via @WSJOpinion: After losing a primary election Tuesday night, Rep. Thomas Massie peddled the oldest antisemitic trope in the book: that conniving Jews hold secret power, writes @matthennessey
on.wsj.com/4fygtbZ
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@tedcruz Odd since Congress abdicated its constitutional authority to declare war.
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Hush, child. The adults are talking. I’m not your “bro.”
And young political grifters pushing Iran appeasement are not remotely helping the President.
Alex Bruesewitz 🇺🇸@alexbruesewitz
Cool, Ted. No one asked you, bro. Stop trying to undermine the President and his administration.
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@Aerych_ @alexbruesewitz Well, Congress is the only body CONSTITUTIONALLY authorized to declare war in the first place, yet here we are because they abdicated that authority.
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@alexbruesewitz You do realize as a Senator his job is to question and approve treaties, right? This is literally his job. One of his primary jibs. Vet and Approve appointees, decide and vote on treaties, and vet and approve bills pass by the house or new bills in the Senate.
Civics 101
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@NataniaMarshall With standards and Without the previous years of corruption.
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@dogwoodblooms @LeeXY25 Well, it was good for THEM! Not so good for us commoners.
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@LeeXY25 Amen. I can’t understand the folks who swear think it was a good idea to sign NAFTA and close down our manufacturing. 😭
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Speaking of cotton mills, did you know Enterprise Cotton Mill in Coleridge is one of the best preserved mill villages in the state of North Carolina? 🤔
It’s true!
The site was constructed between 1880 and 1910. It closed in the 1950s and remains virtually untouched.
Want to know more about this site? I wrote about it on the blog today. There’s actually a bunch of new content up! The link is down in the comments.
Enjoy! ❤️

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@MelbourneJay @BlakeSNeff It's dropping at Blake-neff speed.
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@BlakeSNeff Right when you think a guy's credibility can't drop any further Blake just keeps going. It's impressive and sad
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@DanBilzerian @RepNancyMace I have been saying Mace is a fraud for a while. Watch her--she is a complete phony...
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