Sebastian Carr

@camillemcmillan @wearefrthr I’d love to. I just don’t have a tandem, or a partner to ride it with!

@RealSexyCyborg on sale in Miami International Airport today

@SW_Railway congratulations, four days of delays between Waterloo and Haslemere in a row, with truly the worst service I’ve ever seen on this line.

@SW_Help truly awful rail service again tonight. You’re certainly consistent at failing to do your job. £4000 a year for this...

@SW_Help It was already full and standing from Waterloo. Begs the question why a 5 car train was not 8, 10 or 12 cars?

@SW_Help Clapham junction on the 2315 from London Waterloo

@SW_Help is this the right level of occupancy on a train at 23:24 on a Saturday night?

"That's not how they dance on 'Come Dine with Dance'" - @KatieVetPhysio

Amazing Chukkas tonight @ConroyPolo Omega was amazing #NewFavouritePony

@condorcycles fantastic customer service in store from Adrian this afternoon. Totally made my visit worthwhile. Thank you!

@ConroyPolo awesome Chukkas last night, Totey felt amazing. Thanks for running such great sessions!

EU rules say if vote is less than 60% (it was) based a turnout less than 75% (it was), then a 2nd referendum. Sign: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/1312…

Love: cycling in the Apennines in autumn. Do not love: being underdressed for brutal wind chill at 2100m. Cold enough to kill an iPhone...

When is it okay to abandon a live interview? When a blue whale suddenly appears behind you... #BigBlueLive amp.twimg.com/v/4f1da5b4-564…

Banana Sunday: And the overall winner is... bit.ly/1KrIc7m #TDF2015 (pic: @marshall_kappel)

I AM IN FUCKING TEARS. THERE ARE TEARS. OH MY GOD. vine.co/v/enxuWhadEKP

Lookin' good @Rampant_Adrian @cowdraypolo

@sw_trains 0616 from Haslemere cancelled, all others delayed, and you run a train through empty. Wtf are you doing?