StephanHart

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StephanHart

@StephanHart

Creature of the Beltway. I’m from the future. I came here in a time machine that you invented…

Washington, D.C. Joined Haziran 2009

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StephanHart@StephanHart·4 Şub

Washington Redwolves would look, sound, & feel like the Washington football & NFCE brand that existed for decades, bridge the gap between old and new, be endlessly marketable to fans, players, coaches, & staff & would instantly be one of the coolest brands in the NFL @Commanders

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StephanHart@StephanHart·1h

@TiffanyFong @JonahDispatch Hahahahaha

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Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong·14h

Marco Rubio finding out he has to be Kristi Noem’s husband

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StephanHart@StephanHart·1h

@fashion_nfl Hahahahahaha

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NFL Fashion Advice@fashion_nfl·2h

And we're off.

Cleveland Browns@Browns

A new era. Introducing: Origins.

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StephanHart@StephanHart·6h

@granthpaulsen

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Grant Paulsen@granthpaulsen·11h

Can trade back Paulsen interest you in a significant stocking of the cupboards?

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StephanHart@StephanHart·13h

@SarahLongwell25 @kathrynw5 @ericmwebb1 It means separating power from anyone but him.

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Sarah Longwell@SarahLongwell25·14h

@kathrynw5 @ericmwebb1 Would be pretty interested in Trump’s answer to the question: “What does ‘separation of powers’ mean?”

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Kathryn Watson@kathrynw5·17h

If President Trump attends the Supreme Court's oral arguments tomorrow on his birthright citizenship executive order like he says he will, he would be the first sitting president on record to do so. Presidents have avoided attendance in part to honor the separation of powers.

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StephanHart@StephanHart·13h

@granthpaulsen Maybe he was inspired by your show last week.

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Grant Paulsen@granthpaulsen·14h

Alex Ovechkin is on a vintage heater. 5 goals in his last 3 games. 6 goals in his last 5 games. 7 goals in his last 7 games.

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StephanHart@StephanHart·13h

@SharpFootball @donny__football Man having to decide between Love and Styles at 7 would be fascinating for Washington.

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Warren Sharp@SharpFootball·18h

🚨 Mock Draft 3.0 🚨 featuring multiple trades... ⏩including the Cowboys trading up with the Browns for a key defender READ for full logic for every pick: sharpfootballanalysis.com/analysis/2026-…

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StephanHart@StephanHart·13h

@JonahDispatch @katrosenfield Yep it’s easy to take for granted the total comfort of someone you can just *be* around.

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Jonah Goldberg@JonahDispatch·14h

@katrosenfield I have a friend who lost her husband of 20+ years. When asked how she was doing, she said “I have lots of people to do something with. I don’t have anyone to do nothing with.” It hit hard.

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Kat Rosenfield@katrosenfield·14h

recently described my husband as my favorite person to not-do things with, which seems to me the secret of ultimate marital contentment; you can always find someone to do activities, your life companion is the person with whom you can blissfully do nothing

Simon Sarris@simonsarris

this makes much more sense than "my ideal bf/gf must like [deeply specific hobbies I like]" you need same direction, maybe drive, more than you need a clone

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StephanHart@StephanHart·20h

@granthpaulsen Can certainly understand why people will pay extortionate amounts of money to live in LA-SD

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Grant Paulsen@granthpaulsen·23h

If the weather was like this every day, the default setting of my mood would be so much better. Have a great day, people.

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StephanHart@StephanHart·20h

@cabsav456 A lot of this Administration’s actions feel like what the Kremlin would have drawn up.

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Lauren@cabsav456·23h

Of course the Kremlin is gleefully gloating over Trump's tweet this morning publicly attacking & humiliating our closest allies. I've always said that weakening NATO & sowing division only benefits our adversaries. Absolutely disgusted.

Kirill Dmitriev@kadmitriev

Dear Prime Minister Starmer, your resignation 1-2 months ago would probably have been a better option for everyone. Right?

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StephanHart@StephanHart·21h

@MerriamWebster @bartongellman

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Merriam-Webster@MerriamWebster·1d

Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

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StephanHart@StephanHart·21h

@jbarro He liked the bimbo look so much that he wanted to BE the bimbo. Real Sam Rockwell White Lotus vibes.

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Josh Barro@jbarro·23h

I don’t understand why people take his interest in women who seek to cartoonishly enhance their feminine sexual characteristics as a sign of sexual incompatibility with his wife

New York Post@nypost

Kristi Noem weighs in on report husband lives cross-dressing double life: 'The family was blindsided by this' trib.al/iJEUqZZ

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StephanHart@StephanHart·21h

@P_ConnerJr Love the stripes on the socks too

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Paul Conner@P_ConnerJr·1d

Am I reading too deep into what jersey they used and what number style? Probably not.

Washington Commanders@Commanders

Trey days away @SeatGeek | #RaiseHail

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StephanHart@StephanHart·1d

@DastDn Well said

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LoLNothingMatters@DastDn·1d

We are facing a glut of politicians in a famine of statesmen.

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StephanHart@StephanHart·1d

@funnydanny @moneymetalcakes Or shaped like a Left Hand Up?

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Danny Rouhier@funnydanny·1d

@moneymetalcakes

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John Auville@moneymetalcakes·1d

Danny, what if it's this shape...#tilt

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Danny Rouhier@funnydanny

It will shaped like a football? A bagel? Curved? A Pentagon? What does this mean?

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StephanHart@StephanHart·2d

@JonahDispatch If DJT actually had the ability to draw accurate maps and troop formations, he’d be doing it every single day in press conferences, remarking how smart he is. He doesn’t and he isn’t.

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Jonah Goldberg@JonahDispatch·3d

If this is true (and I think it obviously isn’t) I do wonder how to explain that Trump in literally thousands of speeches and interviews has never shown the depth of knowledge and felicity with facts RFK speaks of here. Is he just nervous?

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StephanHart@StephanHart·3d

@OfTheBraveUSA @AccountableGOP He’s so obsessed with it that he just can’t find the time to check it out.

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Home of the Brave@OfTheBraveUSA·3d

Q: "Are you going to release all the UFO files?" JD Vance: "We're working on it…I will get to the bottom of the UFO files…I have not been able to spend enough time on this to really understand it, but I'm going to. Trust me, I'm obsessed with this."