Nicholas Johnson

Happy Halloween!!!

@CMSgoblue1 Lololol I hate you but that’s definitely funny

Izzo’s one natty was a fluke and he’ll never ever do it again.

@DarkoStateNews @OdellBretthamJr @NerdFestival @VoteOrDie_gr Both lose. No Federov is offensive and an abomination to fake hockey teams everywhere

I drafted fake hockey teams with @OdellBretthamJr. Settle the bet. Who wins a 7-game series?

@tomandmartys Update?

Johnson Wagner predicting a 65 from Cam Young today is the most bat shit crazy take I’ve ever heard.

@JWGoBlue “Poker for point”

Amazing things happening in euchre rn

@CollinRugg April Fool!!!

NEW: Don Lemon suggests he will run for president if the opportunity presents itself. “I think I could be President of United States. I could definitely run this country better than Donald Trump.” “Why can't I think about running for office?”

@DesireeAmerica4 No Kings

Update: This is Judge Nathan Milliron. He went viral last week for berating a Harris County IT worker who was just trying to help him. But today, the story took a dark turn. A local attorney who criticized the judge’s behavior online has officially been ordered to appear in court. ​Think about that. A judge is using his bench to target a private citizen for a social media post. When those who wear the robes start acting like they are above the law, they aren't protecting the courtroom, they’re protecting their own egos. ​Is this "Contempt of Court," If a judge can summon you for a tweet, none of us are safe. ​Is this justice, or is it a judicial power trip?

@morganobrien @ScottSteiner You ain’t the buyer bro

@ScottSteiner Sweet cards, Scott. How much you asking?

Only 5 exist. And here they are. These ain’t for the casuals. These ain’t for the “lemme think about it” crowd. This is 1/5 through 5/5. ALL signed, ALL HOF ‘22, straight from Big Poppa Pump himself. These ain’t cheap. if you gotta ask, you probably ain’t the buyer.

@onballcreator You say this as if anyone at that university has any self awareness whatsoever…..

Yikes, they gotta stop letting him do interviews

@KendoVT He’s also a cheap narcissistic asshole

I don’t understand why Tiger doesn’t have a driver. After all the injuries and surgeries he obviously needs pain killers. Why drive when you can afford not to. If he had a driver he could munch on all the opioids he wants.

@johnnypistoljr @ImMeme0 @DoorDash Average Liberal

@ImMeme0 @DoorDash He’s the one losing out lol. Not gonna get paid by DoorDash nor any tip. Not the brightest liberal

🚨BREAKING: TikToker who works for @DoorDash says that if he sees MAGA signs in front of a customer’s home, he’ll throw their order out the window. Make him famous, because he clearly can’t separate his personal views from his job.

@DarkoStateNews Hail to the Victims!

I got everything right. I get everything right. Dusty May is tampering his ass off, and he’s the one other B1G coaches are referring to when they talk about it. Sorry to always be the bearer of bad news.

@blashdril Additional update!?!?!? Retard

Are we really starting a guy with literally NO mlb experience at 3B? Hitting 6th??? Is Hinch stupid? We are not going to win a single game at this rate!!

@blashdril Update???

@Lytherian 4A player

I feel like McClung is in basketball hell rn. He’s too good for the G-league but not good enough for the NBA

@Hoopss @BallTalkO Antonio McDyess

Name an NBA player who you wished retired with a ring.

@HawkEmDownChris Vladimir Konstantinov

Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career. I’ll start: Derrick Rose.

@lilsketch The

gun pointed at yo head, name a rock

@ExxAlerts So they found a plant

NEW: Man who went viral for looking like Jeffrey Epstein speaks out. "I'm not Jeffrey Epstein, I'm Palm Beach Pete."

@iamibtaihaj08 @YourGuy_B @ShamsCharania @SportsCenter So how do they lottery odds as a 3 seed?

Check the tape, I’m human. I was watching on Tuesday when he dove for that loose ball against the Wizards and went to the locker room. They called it 'back spasms' then, but a collapsed lung now? That’s season-altering. If Daniss Jenkins can't step up, we’re sliding to the 3-seed by April.

Just in: Detroit Pistons star Cade Cunningham has been diagnosed with a collapsed lung and is expected to miss an extended period of time, sources tell ESPN.

@JSonMaui @Matt_Pinner Lol wtf

This is hard