Tooth Chipper

@cyberpunkramen @BravoKiloActual Well said

@Tooth_Chipper @BravoKiloActual I think in the beginning he was in it to have on guests to tell cool stories. He got a little bit well-known and rapidly pivoted over into grifter territory. He knows how to drive engagement (that whole becoming a Christian angle worked wonders) and pump his bags tho.

Candace Owens is a literal insane, evil person and Shawn Ryan is an illiterate, ignorant dunce.

@longbeachmike73 @BradWCAttorney @Michellek4040 Wait WHAT

@BradWCAttorney @Michellek4040 Alba has the herp. Worst kept secret in LA.

After much deliberation and several beers, I present to you Cousin Brad’s Elite 11 MILF rankings (updated daily): 1. Jessica Alba 2. Tiffani Amber Thiessen 3. @Michellek4040 4. Slightly pregnant Anne Hathaway 5. Salma Hayek 6. Stifler’s mom 7. That chick from the Bangles 8. Linda Cardellini 9. The mom from The Incredibles 10. Giada De Laurentis 11. Sen. Katie Britt

@thatcajungirll Damn! What time should I be over?

Dinner!

@Spawn_of_Al @TheGreenOldDill That dude wasn't even that close. That Bison just got done listening to "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit and needed to yeet a biped.

@TheGreenOldDill We watched idiots getting extremely close to the bison. We should offer that for foreign tourists. "Pet a Bison".

Not me, but I was at this place today.😬

@PaqWilly Shared. @martyrmade sent me.

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@MiniTrueArchive WE'RE TOO CLOSE!

@Tooth_Chipper Stay on target… Stay on target…

Look here son. I was a Team Leader of Black Squadron in the 181st Imperial Fighter Wing before you were even born. I've gone into detail about my close call in the trench of the first Death Star. Now go get some blue milk before you miss curfew, Bantha fodder.

@ClaudesBBQ Even still, keep an eye on your wallet...

@Tooth_Chipper It's not Europe, there's AC

cliché's & sterotypes are what they are because they are based in fact.

@BDHerzinger @GeorgiaMan45 Wait, I wanna understand. Are you thinking he made it to convince anyone he was actually a pilot or aviator?

@GeorgiaMan45 Sweet AI headshot “pilot.” What a loser.

Look here son. I was a Blue Angel before you were even born. I've gone into detail about my Dobbins Air Force Base close call. Now go get some titty milk before you miss curfew, buckaroo.

@ClaudesBBQ Is the weather nice? I wanna think it's nice.

@Tooth_Chipper I've been there

@PsychonautRuss You're welcome. Use it responsibly.

@Tooth_Chipper GM And another one for the gay folder. 😂

GM

"OK so did weleak the reddit comments?" "Most of our boomer constituents don't know what reddit is. They still use WebMD for heavens sake!" "Fuck!" *bangs hands on table* "And the younger demographic is so indoctrinated we could put a Nazi on the platform as long as he condemned Israel and slobbered Hamas knob sufficiently." "Speaking of which, did we release the photos of his tattoo?" "Yeap. No go. They're content to think he had no idea what he was asking for while he was in Croatia, even though he's referred to it as "his Totenkopf". "Wait are they really that stupid?!" *Gestures around room with hands* "FUCK!!" *Throws two hands full of papers in the air* "Wait wait wait! I have an idea!" *Walks over to the MeToo cabinet and picks up plastic hammer tethered to it. Dusts off the "Break in Case of Emergency" sticker and glances back, eyebrows raised.* "Do it." FIN

@SomeBitchIIKnow Which begs the question if they only dusted off old faithful after the shock of their voter base not giving enough of a fuck about the already problematic track record. I like to imagine the dialog that went on in the strategy room.

Men who force vocal fry like he does should be corralled and put into prison colonies. Worse than being a sex pest, tbh.

@cosmopterix Spent last evening here

Spent the morning in these parts.

@MorosKostas @ATFDirectorRC One of the best parts of leaving CA.

If suppressors ever become legal here, I formally request @ATFDirectorRC approve my Form 4 first so I can frame it as the first ever in CA 🤣

@SisyphusGoals The man. The myth. The legend.

I love the smell of a @SisyphusGoals tweet nuke in the morning.

@SomeBitchIIKnow Amazing that it was a perfectly timed "Me Too/Believe All Women" event and not say... the concerning reddit comments, the totenkopf tattoo, or mocking a Purple Heart recipient that was a red flag for the leftists...

In general, I’m a skeptic about politically timed assault allegations, but I’m a hypocrite and I like watching them scramble. 🤷🏼‍♀️