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TwoQuickOnes
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TwoQuickOnes
@TwoQuick0nes
Host of the FTW! Xbox Podcast๐ฅ๐๐ผ YouTube (250k)๐ฅ๐๐ผ Streamer ๐๐ค๐ผ 22yr Halo Enthusiast ๐ฏ๐๐ผ๐ญ Business Email: [email protected]
LA Joined Haziran 2009
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โYour honor, my client is American because he committed his crimes in Americaโ
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
Justice KBJ: "If I steal a wallet in Japan, I am subject to Japanese lawsโฆ.. in a sense, it's allegiance." Her case for birthright citizenship:
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Insane that this person made it to the highest court in the countryโฆ๐ซ
Election Wizard@ElectionWiz
KBJ: "If I steal a wallet in Japan, I am subject to Japanese lawsโฆin a sense, it's allegiance."
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My X feed is blowing up with Japan posts. Good thing I love Japan, and the people are mad cool. ๐ฏ๐ต
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@ScottJenningsKY Youโre dirty for setting him up like that lmao๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Every new ICE โscandalโ falls apart faster than the last.
Thank you, internet. You never let me down ๐บ๐ธ
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@FavynTube @HiddenXperia Unrelated, but when does your big Halo magnum opus video series drop? Been expectant since you first hinted at it..
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@HiddenXperia Best mainline game since RE4 for sure.
I do think RE2 remake and RE4 Remake clear it just because those are more concentrated versions of what RE9 does.
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Just finished Resident Evil Requiem and the entire game left me speechless
No spoilers, but I've never seen a game tie in bits of its most iconic history in way that feels so authentic and not at all fan servicey
Absolute masterpiece, the best Resident Evil since RE4 EASILY ๐ฅ
GIF
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Today I begin my role as CEO of @Xbox.
Here are my three commitments:
1/ GREAT games
2/ Return of @Xbox
3/ Future of play
blogs.microsoft.com/blog/2026/02/2โฆ
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It is impossible for an apple tree to grow oranges. We have been getting apples from the same tree since 2012. Why on earth would we expect oranges now?
Luc // HiddenXperia@HiddenXperia
As insanely dry as Halo is right now, I truly do not care when Campaign Evolved releases - I care about *how* it releases This cannot - CANNOT - be another buggy, unfinished content lacking Halo release, especially with it being the first Halo on PS, it HAS to come out swinging
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@MartyTheElder Haha this is great!! Only way it could be better is if Sir Paul spoke Cortanaโs dialogue.
*In Paulโs voice*
โIโve defied godโs and demons. You know?โ
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@TomRyanOGRE2 Been following you since the OG OG mlg days, so i mean this with all the respect in the world: how on earth can you play with the anniversary sfx!? I canโt stand them personally๐ซ
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@Phoenix2A_1980s Stop Cosplaying as the Insurgency... please!
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LOL, this idiot in Minnesota decided to pick up a flash bang before it discharged.
The "Medic Medic" is *chefs kiss* ๐ค
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@AstroCyborg When I think about Fable, I think about playing Fable 1 as a kid and after being the hero of albian, I became the villian. Killed every home and shop owner, rented out their units, and collected rent for hrs. I would sleep in the shack on the beach for free.๐คฃ
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Man this is so cool!! @MartyTheElder
facebook.com/share/v/15VhMpโฆ
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@RapidResponse47 A direct death threat at federal officials and you pussy boys are tweeting about it?
Go arrest them, what the fuck are yall doing
The longer you let these animals run wild, the more violent and radical they will become
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๐จ SEEN IN MINNEAPOLIS โ Left-wing agitators threaten the lives of our immigration officials:
โWeโre going to fucking find you, and weโre going to fucking kill you! Youโre going to fucking die, bitch!โ
This is directly inspired by Democrat politicians.
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Update:
Just received a nice email from folks at Halo Studios inviting me to this concert. Maybe we can begin a new era of unity in celebration of the legacy of Halo.
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Marty O'Donnell@MartyTheElder
Hereโs a question. Can they actually have a Halo concert next year and not invite me?
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@MintBlitz I would say youโve cornered a good portion of the market, and rightfully so! Halo is an absolute cash cow that microsoft can not figure out.
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Mint Blitz why do you still upload Halo, nobody cares anymore.
Me pulling 20 million views a month across all platforms.
Yeah.. nobody cares ๐๐
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