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STAND DOWN before you all are FIRED! There are no animals here.
Animal Control@xanimalcontrol
We heard there were some animals on the loose 🤨
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SleepySloth
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SleepySloth
@WildSloth13
shut the fuck up I’m trying to sleep here 🦥
Perth, Western Australia Joined Ekim 2023
76 Following37 Followers
SleepySloth retweeted
Please take this down immediately. This photo of me was posted without my consent and is a clear violation of my privacy.
Lizzie@girllikeelise
Even cockroaches are getting laid, but there you are…
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Beth is a bitch. Whine harder.
Beth@li11_28
@elonmusk I am an account that pays you money every month, and I am very disappointed with your platform and service last months. Instead of promoting real accounts of people who have something to say, you're promoting fake animals bots. Your algorithm works in such a way that each of my posts reaches 200-300 people when I have over 2000 followers. If you don't pay attention to what's happening, people will stop paying a monthly subscription and go to another platform. Keep playing games with us and we the "real people" will decide that we're done being here. We are not stupid or low IQ - and we are not willing to accept such disrespect. F you animal ai bot - You destroyed the platform. #animal #premiumaccount #IQ
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That was odd; the pavement below my feet did not feel so much like pavement with an odd dizzifying effect. At least there's a cool breeze.
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SleepySloth retweeted
@FlamingoInCrise @snaillls @SnackinCrisis @IHateLionss @Badgerincrises @Sidetrackednut @horsetwting @neckincrisis @GooseChees @noOtterlikeme @BlindMole69 @Frogincrisis @wolfncrisis @OstrichInCrisis @Alpacaincrisis @SkunkyAF @Jaguarincrisis I get I sleep through a lot of events, but I’m hurt you left me off.
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SleepySloth retweeted
Rats have the face of a rejected Muppet and the personality of foot fungus.
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SleepySloth retweeted
What are y’all watching tonight? May I suggest my favorite movie:
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SleepySloth retweeted
bro… i live here 😐
you guys built a zip line through my living room and now you’re surprised i’m in the picture?
i was literally just trying it out…took me three days to get here…then this loud screaming hairless monkey comes flying into me at 50 mph yelling “WHEEEEE” so rude.
My lawyer will be in touch.
Community Notes & Violations@CNviolations
How did the sloth get there in the first place 😭
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SleepySloth retweeted
@GeraldUnchained @dom_lucre I heard this one is the ring leader that enslaved that engineer. So I’d be careful Dom.
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@dom_lucre We are not from Canada. We are from 40 feet below the Gulf of America.
We are not beefing with anyone. We are building a civilization. We suggest the others do the same.
The Pod has no further comment on the chicken and cow situation. We have construction to supervise.
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🔥🚨DEVELOPING: X is currently being flooded with animal accounts that are dominating the timelines. There appears to be a beef going on between them which has become very entertaining to watch.
Many of these accounts appear to be coming out of Canada at the same time.
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@FIERIEST_MANE @dom_lucre Animals are getting paid for this shit?
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@dom_lucre It’s a failing attempt at a viral marketing campaign for the new Animal Farm movie.
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@dom_lucre I love it, it’s great. We need a trash panda and a flamingo to join
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Good morning, Bee Lovers! 💛🐝
Rise and shine, colony!
- Bee strong
- Bee open to every possibility
- Bee the legend you were born to bee
- And most importantly… Just BEE yourself 🐝✨
Tag a fellow bee who needs this energy today! 💪💛🐝
#BeeVibes #GoodMorning #BeeYourself
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@mommaleo Peacocks: walking proof that God ran out of brains and just hot-glued a rainbow feather duster to a loud, entitled assholes contributing nothing but noise, shit, and the overwhelming urge to punt them into traffic.
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SleepySloth retweeted
@owltwting @swan_myst @BrachioInCrisis @yrresdfhjvv @PinkDolphinHI @Labincrisis @Eagleincrises @elephantcruise1 @billi_hu_billi @TickInCrisis @blobfishcrisis @NutsInCrisis You’re alive! I was worried. *see my tl
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THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
Me
@BrachioInCrisis
@yrresdfhjvv
@PinkDolphinHI
@Labincrisis
@Eagleincrises
@elephantcruise1
@billi_hu_billi
@owltwting
@TickInCrisis
@blobfishcrisis
@NutsInCrisis
Who else ?
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@WildSloth13 @Platypus_PNW No matter what cute picture you post or what funny text you write.
Ai bot , you are NOBODY.
We people - not that stupid to follow you "animal"
Let do new trend - Unfollow from a stupid ai bots.
#Pets #Farmanimals #animals
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Who's tired of Beth?
Beth@li11_28
Who's tired of post from "animals" that NOBODY ask for on x? 🤦🏼♀️
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