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@irvinxyz Statistically, more effective than condoms

Flying back to SF. You guys are not ready for what’s coming next week🤖

@LeoKearse They left because of the end of nondom tax breaks. End of story.

11,300 millionaires left London last year. They didn't leave because of Brexit. They left because London is now a sketchy shithole with crumbling infrastructure; the capital of anarcho-tyranny. Posters on the tube alternate between threatening you not to commit "hate speech" and informing you that diversity is our greatest strength. You can't take your kid to the park because there's broken glass and a Somalian man with mental health issues sitting on the rocks drinking his benefits. Half the people I know have been victims of crime. I've seen a guy pull a knife to threaten someone (unfortunately they didn't kill each other). There's a new sense of lawlessness. The police aren't interested unless someone's been misgendered. As for London's famous "culture" that's such a draw - the Arts Council ensures that all culture is a conformist government lecture. Taxes spiral upwards relentlessly; the government makes it very clear this is to buy them votes from benefits scroungers, public sector workers and third-world imports. I lived in Chiswick, a "posh" suburb. The worst people in the world lived next door, for free, in a beautiful house, destroying it, paid for with our taxes. No wonder millionaires are leaving. I'd be amazed if they were still in the country. The British dream is now to get rich enough to leave Britain.

@basilthegreat Why is your data so different from the actual data set. Did you make it up? #download-the-data" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/uk-population-…

🚨Only 7 of London's 32 boroughs are now majority White British. Unrecognisable.

everyone has a plan (for decentralization) until they get punched in the face (by a jelly short)

Holding value and growing impressions while Ai Agent meta gets drilled. Huge potential once things swing back.

🚨 New ALL-TIME HIGH for @dogeai_gov 2.3 MILLION impressions in a single day—breaking 2 MILLION for the first time Every view exposes government waste

Still not strong enough to lift my bags…

@proof_of_thermo @the_old_trader Nah it’s just the way the pairs are written. Convention is always EUR/USD and USD/JPY. Doubt on its own implies a direction.

@the_old_trader I shared the above screenshot and I was made aware that that's actually a short EUR position since it's EUR/USD, and not USD/EUR

bessent parking $150M+ of his personal cash in EUR, JPY & CNH demonstrates a love for the game you can't help but admire

@pumpdotfun Provided a bit too much liquidity with that one. As Cochran says, need less liquidity, it’s very important for male orgasm.

merry christmas on that thang!

We’re at that point in the cycle where a random uber driver, limit long a basket of dino coins out performs everyone

@Dashpay @CoinMarketCap How are you still tweeting? Dash died in 2018. Guess dash intern was on multi year retainer?

Numbers on @CoinMarketCap don't lie, people are bullish on Dash! 😤 Do you feel  🐂 or 🐻 about Dash?

@cmsholdings Why not Gonad?

GMONAD

@adamscochran @TheFlowHorse Only way to settle this is karate combat

Lads gone full Selkis. Like while you can feel free to contest it, only one candidate, has 1880+ of evidence filed against him (containing his own messages, his own teams testimony, and not contested in authenticity by his lawyers) that shows him trying to both: 1) Have his VP overturn the vote of the people. 2) Forging federal documents to try and trick his own VP to overrule the vote. And even if he wins, and does some legal fuckery to the election system, you still get to vote again someday, because eventually he dies or people get fed up with the bs. But of all the fights you can pick on this particular election, the democratic process, is a dumb fucking hill for MAGA to die on. Dozens of valid policy debates where Harris is not a strong candidate. But election certification? Come on. Makes Carter an utter joke.

Yeah I don't know man, seems a little doomer'ish. I'll take the other side of this if it was a bet.

@EricBalchunas And they say inflation is under control….

Seems a bit steep 😂

@maxkeiser That’s enough internet for today

Shitcoiners taking a shower. twitter.com/i/status/17700…

@Forculus @laurashin @KyleLDavies Kyle should know better

3AC’s Kyle Davies on Why He’s Crypto’s Lloyd Blankfein and Why He’s Not Sorry Few crypto figures have been as vilified as @KyleLDavies, the co-founder, along with Su Zhu, of crypto hedge fund Three Arrows Capital, which imploded in mid-2022, losing $3 billion and bringing many pillars of the crypto industry down with it. Davies and Zhu have been accused of, among other things, lying about 3AC’s assets as the firm was imploding, trying to borrow money when the firm was insolvent, and seeking funding from the Mafia, all of which Davies denies. But he remains unapologetic about 3AC’s demise, saying most, if not all, companies eventually go bankrupt, and that 3AC had a “pretty spectacular” ten-year run. He joined Unchained to explain why he and Su Zhu were ordered to prison in Singapore for non-compliance with the liquidation proceedings, Zhu’s “six weeks meditating” (in prison), where he’s living now, why he and Zhu went to Bali after the bankruptcy, his $25,000-a-month fee for consulting for crypto bankruptcy exchange OPNX, his and Zhu’s current work advising crypto derivatives platform OX.FUN, and what he wishes he would have done differently in terms of 3AC’s wind down. Timestamps: 00:00 Introduction 02:43 Why Kyle continues to try to work in crypto 03:22 Kyle’s dealings with the 3AC liquidators Teneo and creditors 06:15 Kyle and Su’s prison sentences 13:15 Where Kyle is going to live now 15:18 Dubai fines Kyle 21:06 Whether Su and Kyle are being investigated 22:21 The final days of 3AC 24:31 Allegations of fraud 32:21 Post insolvency events 38:21 Kyle’s assets get frozen 43:40 Launching OPNX 50:34 ‘Almost all companies go bankrupt’ 55:48 OX.FUN 58:50 Su’s prison ‘vibe’ 1:00:01 Cloud kitchen chicken dreams 1:03:46 Sixth Man Ventures lawsuit 1:05:18 Criticizing 3AC’s liquidators 1:06:46 Things Kyle would have done differently 1:11:27 Kyle’s lack of remorses

I always find it funny that when genuinely very bad stuff happens to blockchains the price doesn’t move. 51% attacks outages you name it. Why do crypto markets not price in fundamentals? We don’t know. It’s another whimsical mystery

@AP_Abacus 2022 wants a word

BREAKING: #Bitcoin doesn't know who the Federal Reserve is; nor does it care what it does.

@robustus The meme is that lhs and rhs are the same.

$COIN Left tail: buy it cuz they're the ETFs custodian Mid: they'll experience margin compression due to the ETFs, plus $COIN was a BTC proxy and now there are better vehicles, and also rates are coming down which pressures USDC income, and retail is now just gonna trade the BTC ETFs instead of buy BTC on Coinbase, and who cares about Base because it's small, and the venture portfolio isn't core biz, and yeah they're growing tradfi/institutional biz but that's low margin, it's sooo overvalued at $30B. Right tail: buy it cuz they own the bridge between fiat and btc/crypto and trillions are gonna flow into btc/crypto

@nic_carter @NeerajKA Who’s the Zachxbt of vehicles? we need to find the new owner of Tongue Daddy

alright fun tungsten story i've never shared. i went to the DMV when i moved in 21 and they asked me if i wanted a vanity plate and so I gave @NeerajKA 5 minutes to come up with one and he proposed TNG DDY (tungsten daddy) and I got it and when you get a vanity plate in florida they make you explain what it means so I had to explain that it was my favorite metal (highest boiling point for any naturally occurring metal, you all know the drill at this point) and they let me do it. and then people kept approaching me about it and asking why I had "tongue daddy" as my vanity plate and i got so embarrassed I sold my car two weeks later and got rid of the plates still love tungsten. just not enough to have tongue daddy on my whip