William Ritchie BROTHER BARD

I started a Substack. No charge. Just to share some stories I've written and will continue to write. First one is up. Fantasy with a little bit of grit. Enjoy. open.substack.com/pub/brotherbar…

@Cooltreeman @akevittnvg Sausage is more like a genre, of which beef and pork hot dogs are subgenres. People make sausages out of all kinds of weird stuff. In England they make sausages out of pig’s blood. It’s a weird world of meat 🤷‍♂️

@akevittnvg Most of our basic hotdogs are beef! I don't think they're usually considered sausage here though 🤔 Sausage here is made of pork! 🤗 Some do mix beef and pork, often times its hotdog with cheese or peppers inside. Maybe to make it closer to sausage? 🤔

アメリカってソーセージが豚以外なの！？

@IANdrewDiceClay Wait you could DO the finishing moves?

Ronnie Biggs worked out how to escape from jail quicker than it took to do some of those finishing moves. The codes were obscene.

@draculllina Many mistake cutscenes for story and think there’s a lot more plot in their jrpgs than there is. Trimming down wis becoming trendier

People saying the story's great when you're a kid but too basic for an adult as if I didn't play the game for the first time last year at the ripe age of 23.

@mikethemiz Omg people are going to bring you SO MUCH Danhausen merch to sign 😂

Apparently I’m cursed, weird, because this says sold out. Told you the curse isn’t real. See ya at WWE World. -Not cursed and Awesome!

@DrGregLittle2 @MoundLore One of the best spots in all TN. Are there mounds or ruins on Monteagle?

Fall Creek Falls State Park, Tennessee.

@Rubynant_ “This is not the inferno match we ordered”

i think there might be a reason there's no pyro at Korakuen Hall

@LeeHAuthor Great game, weird dark energy. And a great create a wrestler

When this was released, I couldn’t imagine games ever getting better.

@masahikoyamauci Very cool, looks good to me 👍

僕のアートスタイルは日本ではウケが悪いようですが、よければ見てください

@WrestleTalk_TV This a great defense of his career w/out even touching its longevity and how many moments he shared w so many of the greats

Paul Wight (Big Show) comments on his many heel and face turns in WWE: "Arn Anderson told me, ‘The dumbest thing you ever did is learn how to work.’ So any minute, I was able to be a good opponent for what we were doing. I knew that me, personally, I don’t think I should ever have been champion. "You don’t need a giant to be a champion. You need a giant to be an obstacle for the upcoming champion. You need somebody, something, a wall, a mountain, something that has to be overcome so that the next talent can be on its way. There’s a damn good living to be made in that position. "I was okay with that. I enjoyed that, because I look back at my career now, I got to help create some big, big stars. "I was working early with Roman (Reigns) and working early with Cody (Rhodes). There are a lot of talents that I had a great (time with), Kofi (Kingston), (Xavier) Woods and Cesaro. Big moment, Cesaro at WrestleMania, those are all good moments for me. "I always understood that I’m not, and this is no way am I putting myself down. I’m not a leading man, I’m not Rock, I’m not Stone Cold. I’m not John Cena. "I’m not the leading guy, I’m the funny sidekick, or I’m Thanos, the villain. That’s where I fall in, and that’s okay." (Insight with Chris Van Vliet)

@OTD_in_WWE It’s wild in this day and age to see someone so deeply regretting what should have been just a squash. An angle in hindsight

Ultimate Warrior on WrestleMania 12: "I was going to come back and make an impression. It wasn't about a malicious plan to disparage Hunter Hearst Helmsley... It wasn't harmful" Triple H: "I got to find out how big of a dickwad he really was"

@AuronMacintyre In older times we would have called him an effeminate warlord

He hates white people It isn't communism or Islam, but those are evil ideologies that help justify it It's pure antiwhite hatred, he wants you dead He knows nothing will happen to him, that the law doesn't protect white people So now what?

Austin selling the jaw shot so hard he had to leave the ring. He is Barry Windham-good, much better than the most bombastic “superstar” praise. The standards were so high

@GrappleClips So many classical workers in basically comedy gimmicks. Thinking esp of guido and Norman Smiley

Little Guido/Nunzio was underrated!

@Cernovich Even far leftists believe this, which gives utopian god/states so much appeal. The dream of the divine is in all of us but the path is narrow

Earth has never felt like my home. 0% chance that my ancestors “evolved” here.

@KaneWWE Kane going full Fernando Pessoa

Sarcasm?!? Give me a break! You might feel differently if he had dropped you on YOUR head like 47 gazillion times!

@Cernovich Turns the ground around her to eggshells

SSREyes.

@SUBMARINER1941 I submit buddy cop for 3rd

whodunnit and spaghetti western gotta be top two names of movie genres

@thinkdefence @cdrsalamander Holy shit yeah well done

There is one tweet i am rather proud of though, look at the date 😀

@MadsPosting Yeah I think it actually is

this banger from norm

@WWE @DanhausenAD @mikethemiz A world class pairing

.@mikethemiz doesn't seem like a fanhausen of @DanhausenAD... 😬