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Jesus fuck this is my new favourite thing. Aye aye #freedumbfreedumb
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chefbuchanan
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chefbuchanan
@chefbuc
Travelling Private Chef, also export Scottish food to clients across the world. Keep this account so creepy #paedofc fans & rabid nationalists can stalk me 🤡
City of London, London Joined Şubat 2014
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@gorbalsgoebbels @JohnSwinney pals also have the brass neck 2 say I dont hold information when I do 🤡
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@JohnSwinney What about the smart homes by Albyn housing?? Where everybody got sacked recently and spaffed a fortune of taxpayer cash?? Nothing to say? Ask raymond the rat bremner, maxine the blue badge fraudster or any of the highland cuntcil, they all know!!
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More affordable homes. More rights for tenants. More support for first time buyers.
We will make it easier for you to have a secure home of your own.
Vote SNP on May 7th.
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@JohnSwinney Why are are u chums saying I dont hold information when I do @JohnSwinney @StephenFlynnSNP 🤔
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Remember the name, never forget the face. Fellow Taysiders, be sure to vote for Heather Anderson...
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I wonder which one has been on Ozempic?
I wonder which ones should be?
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Another Westminster poll showing that Scotland wants a different political direction to the rest of the UK.
That is why it’s vital we vote @theSNP at this Holyrood election on 7th of May so we can have a fresh start with independence. #BothVotesSNP
Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️⚧️@LeftieStats
🗳️ #GE2029 | SNP lead by **21pts** 😲 🟡 SNP: 37% (+4) ➡️ Ref: 16% (-1) 🔴 Lab: 16% (-5) 🔵 Con: 11% (+1) 🟢 Grn: 9% (+1) 🟠 Lib: 8% (-2) -- Seats -- 🟡 SNP: 50 🟠 Lib: 5 🔴 Lab: 1 🔵 Con: 1 Via @IpsosUK, 26-31 Mar (+/- vs 25 Feb)
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An SNP majority is within touching distance, which is how we unlock the fresh start of independence.
Yet another poll showing Scottish voters back @JohnSwinney's strong leadership, but the only poll that truly matters is on May 7th.
Register to vote now: gov.uk/register-to-vo…
YouGov@YouGov
YouGov's first MRP of the 2026 Holyrood election shows the SNP are on course for a small majority SNP: 67 (+3 from 2021) Ref: 20 (+20) Lab: 15 (-7) Grn: 11 (+3) LD: 9 (+5) Con: 7 (-24)
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Nicola Sturgeon blasts Nigel Farage for being 'not who he pretends to be'. As a reminder, and just for context, Nicola Sturgeon married Peter Murrell. mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/nic…
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@heraldscotland Busy ironing my own scrotum that week but if I have time after that and hot powering my eyeballs out ill ne sure to watch paint dry so I get a bit of honesty from Frank!
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Nicola Sturgeon appears on The Assembly on April 10. Find out how to watch, episode details, and what to expect from her candid interview 👇
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@DalgetySusan Failed conveyancing solicitor like violent drunken sexual predator Krankie you say?
Westwooooood
#sexpestsforindy
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This is astonishing 🤔Scotland’s respected third sector publication reported on 26 March that Tim Westwood is the new convenor of the influential - and sometime controversial - charity LGBT Youth Scotland. Tho’ LGBTYS says Westwood was actually appointed at their 2025 AGM.
His photograph looks AI generated, but surely not. The report describes him as a lawyer, a third sector leader and a governance specialist. An impressive CV for a 25 year old man. (His Companies House entry shows his DOB as September 2000).
His entry on the LGBTYS website states he has held senior roles at the Red Cross, Amnesty International and Mind. Third Force News also mentions his “senior roles” at Pride in London and Citizens Advice. Remarkable for someone so young.
And he now spends his time advising on, inter alia, philanthropic venture capital. Where does he find the time for his legal career? And travel? His Companies House entry says he lives in England. And now he leads one of Scotland’s leading youth charities, which received £1.9 million in public sector/government grants last year
Tim Westwood is clearly an unusual young man.
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At 25, he identifies as a lawyer, a third sector leader and a governance specialist with extensive experience, therefore he is.
That's how it works in SNP Scotland, no?
Susan Dalgety@DalgetySusan
This is astonishing 🤔Scotland’s respected third sector publication reported on 26 March that Tim Westwood is the new convenor of the influential - and sometime controversial - charity LGBT Youth Scotland. Tho’ LGBTYS says Westwood was actually appointed at their 2025 AGM. His photograph looks AI generated, but surely not. The report describes him as a lawyer, a third sector leader and a governance specialist. An impressive CV for a 25 year old man. (His Companies House entry shows his DOB as September 2000). His entry on the LGBTYS website states he has held senior roles at the Red Cross, Amnesty International and Mind. Third Force News also mentions his “senior roles” at Pride in London and Citizens Advice. Remarkable for someone so young. And he now spends his time advising on, inter alia, philanthropic venture capital. Where does he find the time for his legal career? And travel? His Companies House entry says he lives in England. And now he leads one of Scotland’s leading youth charities, which received £1.9 million in public sector/government grants last year Tim Westwood is clearly an unusual young man.
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@AgentP22 @HeleneG46816352 Fine if you aren't funding this creepy fetishists fantasy
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@CallmeRayf @UranusHasRings Which one groomed him? Grady right?? Youth parties are rampant with sexpests and deviants
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To call him a student politician is an insult to student politicians. He’s not even that good. He lasted three weeks as a student at Strathclyde University.
He has never had a job outside politics. His life experience came from growing up on the mean streets of…eh…Bearsden.
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@Fyrishsunset Let me guess it must have been the SNP’s very own Mr Interflora himself who very creepily threw the bouquet at Pedro to catch…..after all he’s the SNP’s minister for bouquets….
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