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@cmpopper

"To be an American is, unquestionably, to be the noblest, grandest, the proudest mammal that ever hoofed the verdure of God's green footstool."-Mencken

Joined Temmuz 2024
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cmpopper@cmpopper·
Instead of asking which great historical figures you'd like to have dinner with, ask which great historical figures would want to have dinner with YOU? (None. The answer is none.)
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cmpopper@cmpopper·
@aelfred_D "In this house, Mr. Bennet is fuckin' hilarious, end of story!"
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Aelfred The Great@aelfred_D·
“From this day forward you must choose one parent” my god dude stop your bullshit I get that you find yourself exceedingly clever
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cmpopper@cmpopper·
@SandyofCthulhu "Hello, is this someone with good news, or money? No? Goodbye!"
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Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
Remember the Pioneer plaques? We sent nudes, a mixtape, and directions to our house. If I was an alien I'd keep my distance. Even if you were a horny alien, the mixtape should keep you away.
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PeteZach@oldyzach·
What is your favorite video game from 2002?
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cmpopper@cmpopper·
@OlisBookshelf @IMAO_ Right and some like Twilight Zone and Hitchcock Presents would do 35-40 episodes per season, almost all bangers! Unreal to imagine now.
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Gator Gar@gatorgar·
Look here I shot plenty of 3,006 ammo into my buddies over the years and not one them never didn’t get their heads blown off. Deer too.
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cmpopper@cmpopper·
@sethjlevy @SuitablePolitic What? Possible they think he'll be a soft touch b/c of the Tucker family connection?🤔 I mean, I don't buy it, but they might..
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Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
It’s The Vikings. In this scene, the woman had been caught in adultery with Kirk Douglas. Her punishment was that her husband had to throw axes to cut her braids so she’d be freed. The husband had trouble so Kirk came over and helped him out. Total power move. Great movie too.
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What kind of movie is this man...🤯

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cmpopper@cmpopper·
@gatorgar But she's blue check elite and therefore has made the proper sacrifices, it's illegal for Grok to ignore her🤔
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Gator Gar@gatorgar·
Even Grok ignores this lady 🤣
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Debbie@DebbieSVA

Hey @Grok. How frequently do illegal immigrants vote in American elections? Illegal immigrant (undocumented non-citizen) voting in U.S. federal elections is extremely rare and not prevalent at any scale that could influence election outcomes. We are not turning our voter rolls to a 34 count felon who rapes children.

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cmpopper@cmpopper·
@IMAO_ And "Lanterns" looks like it's going to have complete contempt/avoidance of the costume altogether🙄 Hope I'm wrong
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cmpopper@cmpopper·
@gatorgar Back to the salty, salty salt mines🫡
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Gator Gar@gatorgar·
Stitches are out. Wound is healing properly. Follow up appointment went great. Thanks for being there for me everybody. Let’s get back to work!
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cmpopper@cmpopper·
@hahabirdpumpkin I think I saw somewhere they got the band back together recently too
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Andrea Greene Myers 🆒@hahabirdpumpkin·
@cmpopper It was!! I had it on cassette lol. Saw on YouTube when I posted it that there are various demo versions and live I'm going to have to check out.
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