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James Kelly

@constchar

Software developer.

North Carolina Joined Eylül 2010
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Cat@CatInShambles·
gun to your head name a cat breed
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James Kelly@constchar·
@ShiinaBR I've got a crazy idea: they should return to the Unreal franchise. Crazy, I know.
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Shiina@ShiinaBR·
Epic Games will have a company meeting tomorrow to discuss the roadmap for Fortnite and Epic Tim Sweeney said Fortnite now needs fresh seasons, gameplay, story, and live events. The next generation of Epic Games is planned to start at the end of the year with "huge launch plans"
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James Kelly@constchar·
@JobsNowPR Do you know of anyone who has actually filled a PERM role? I'm beginning to think employers just put American resumés in the shredder.
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James Kelly@constchar·
@War4theWest Oh I'm weeping. My only other option is to somehow get a poverty wage job, that I'm way overqualified for, while getting emotionally abused by a pencil neck corporate yes man. I actually need a reason not to shoot myself right now. @ChiefEngineerCE @mattforney @USTechWorkers
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James Kelly@constchar·
@TimSweeneyEpic The only way you can receive forgiveness is a new Unreal Tournament game.
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Tim Sweeney@TimSweeneyEpic·
In the coming days, employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality folks. An important thing to understand is that Epic never lowered our hiring standards as we grew, and the layoff wasn't a performance-based "rightsizing" as companies call it nowadays. It's a sound bet that anyone with Epic Games on their resume is in the top few percent of their discipline.
Dean Takahashi@deantak

Sad news for Epic Games. Hope the efforts to turn things around can work. gamesbeat.com/epic-games-lay…

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James Kelly@constchar·
@nocontextmemes It used to be called the @HP EliteBook. Those computers were so awesome back in the 2010's.
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James Kelly@constchar·
@emm0sh Implying software engineering jobs exist
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em m0shouris@emm0sh·
mechanical engineering: *$75k/year after 10 YOE, jobs available only in rural towns. requires degree, 50% drop out rate due to difficulty* software engineering: *$300k/year after 2 YOE, can live literally anywhere. didn’t go to college*
em m0shouris@emm0sh

mechanical engineering: *vendor, peck typing while looking at keyboard* “Sorry, but the soonest we can do is six weeks.” software engineering: *vendor, reaching out to you for the third time* “We’re willing to discount again to 25% of cost and have you onboarded by Tuesday.”

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fish to your head name a gun
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slothy@slothy_420·
gun to your head name a fish
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James Kelly@constchar·
@stephenehorn We'll never get H1B, OPT, and other, visa reform because Congress is making too much money off of it.
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Neon White Rabbit@RedPillRabbit·
An INDIAN that doesn’t belong in our country uses fraud to enter our country because they have an automatic IT job in the US — even though they have fake credentials and no skills. …while an American with real credentials and skills can’t get a job even after applying to thousands of jobs (many fake postings and Indian companies stealing his resume to apply to an Indian). How are these MASSIVE INDIAN FRAUD NETWORKS not being arrested and stopped?
Wolf 🐺@WorldByWolf

Remind me why we allow any immigration at all when we have native Brits applying for over 5,000 jobs without success?

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James Kelly@constchar·
How am I supposed to get a miserable minimum wage job by omitting my engineering experience when that's all my experience? #overqualified
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James Kelly@constchar·
@ACTBrigitte Ain't going to happen. Congress is paid off to keep the machine turning.
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Brigitte Gabriel@ACTBrigitte·
I believe we should eliminate the H-1B Visa as it exists today.
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James Kelly@constchar·
@RetroTechDreams Playing as Zerg be like: W̸͉̊̈́e̵̗̬̓ ̸̮̿R̴͖̱͋e̷̞̜̎q̸̛̟̟̊ú̵̲̣ǐ̸̯̱̄ŗ̷͚̾e̷̺͗ ̴̭̋̒Ḿ̸̰̤ő̵̳̬͠ȑ̷̡̠́e̷̲̋̌ ̴͚̀V̴̘̦̀̍e̷̻͜͠s̶̘̮̏͂p̴͚͒͠e̷̺̿n̶̨̾ḛ̴͋͗ ̷͔͊G̵̫͖͋͐ḁ̶̧͐ş̴̣̔
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James Kelly@constchar·
@6Troyers It's for when you have a rollercoaster of a love life
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6Troyers@6Troyers·
My wife encountered a man at Sheetz buying Dramamine and condoms A combo I’ve never considered
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Interesting AF@interesting_aIl·
So how tf did anyone win
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