David Moritz

How do you @TLRailUK manage to fuck up so royally every single day? You're an embarrassment

Your app is a total embarrassment @Sonos a it truly embodies enshitification

@scott_mills why does Robbie Williams sound like Ozzie Osbourne?

@DoorDash_Help Just checking you received it?

@DoorDash_Help Done. Thanks

@DoorDash_Help Hi DD, I am loving the 'Going Out' feature in AU however I have placed done two check ins this week both where you need to tap the tag and both venues didn't have it. I have met the spend threshold and have pics and receipts. Total amount owed is $20 ($10 per order

@TLRailUK so you cancel the 5:22 from St Albans this morning at the last minute. I race for the 5:05 only for you to change platforms at the last minute. C***s!

@TLRailUK Just lugged my 4 suitcases from platform 1 to platform 3 for you to then change platforms. Utter arseholes

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@evolt360 why does this not integrate with Apple Health?

@HeathrowAirport landed an hour ago off a 1 hour flight. Still waiting for bags. How are you so shit??

@British_Airways @piersmorgan Yet your super loyal GGLs send in a complaint and never get a response.

@piersmorgan Thanks for sharing your experience with us, Piers! We would love for this to make its way back to the crew on board BA0173. If you have a few minutes, please use the following link to pass on your thanks: britishairways.com/travel/webform…. Natalie M

.@British_Airways Great service on BA173! Many thanks to the crew. 👍

@TLRailUK At 6pm. Well done 👏

☀️ We're expecting some hot weather today! 😎 Please carry a bottle of water with you during the warm weather. If you feel unwell, stay on the platform where colleagues can help you more easily.

@UberUKI_Support You’ve sent me a loud of nonsense. Unrelated to the issue is what you sent

@davidmoritz Hi David, we've responded to your DM.

@UberUKI_Support ordered last night. After 90 mins called restaurant. They told me they hadn’t started making it and told me to cancel . I have and after 6 messages back and forth your customer service are proving useless telling me I was outside the 2 minute cancellation window.

@UberUKI_Support Not a reply. You are no addressing the issue at all. Clearly no human is reading this.

@davidmoritz We appreciate your patience. Kindly note that we've replied to your DM, please check.

@UberUKI_Support Your customer service agents are telling me I need to check what’s in my cart before checking out - they are not reading any of my messages obviously. I ordered, I waited, I called when 90 minutes had passed for an expedited 45 min delivery. Restaurant said not made - cancel

@UberUKI_Support Replied by DM. No idea of order number

@RoyalMail what’s going on with your parcel Collection? The space cadet of a postman you employ p liked up three parcels today, was meant to bring labels. Didn’t even take his earphones out and shoved them in his sack. Not even logged as being collected. Got him on camera too

@AirSupervisorBA No because you’re not really from BA!

Another awful boarding experience at EDI for BA8715. You never fail to disappoint @British_Airways