Irwin Coleman

@martyrmade Did nobody learn the lessons of “Chopping Mall?”

Step 2: “Due to frequent acts of vandalism targeting the K5 security robots, it has become necessary to provide them with a means to defend themselves.” Step 3: “It’s become apparent that the K5 security robot cannot defend itself if it waits for a vandal to begin his assault. Therefore we’ve installed a software update to allow the system to be more proactive in its interactions with citizens.” Step 4: “Due to the fact that the K5 security robot fleet proactive defensive countermeasures have been deployed against black and brown bodies 21.8x more often than against white citizens, we have decided that the robots are racist and will therefore be incinerated.” Step 5: “In international news, a fleet of Knightscope K5 security robots programmed to defend themselves from acts of vandalism have assassinated the Police Commissioner and are besieging City Hall, after city officials ordered the machines to be destroyed.”

Liza Minnelli has outlived the Internet Explorer Browser. After 27 years, Microsoft is officially shutting it down.

@MasterClass @MasterClassCare Maybe you should have an expert give a class on ignoring unsubscribe requests and charge people anyway.

@jenna Been here so many times…

A bit mean I guess, but also ...

@blairmacintyre Dude, that guy’s crazy gets waaaay worse.

We just released Mira Connect Me - instant control of the conference room AV system from your personal device with no app install required.

Another day, another wave of attempts to take over my twitter account. Five reset requests in the last ten minutes.

@blairmacintyre I’ve been writing Swift for the last year. It’s actually a pretty nice language. First class Optionals are handled really well.

@UberEats @Uber_Support Fascinating. I get no response from DMs. Restaurant closing time passes. My wife called to cancel, got a recording, it hung up on her. The order is “picked up” 20 min after closing. Now my wife had to talk to the driver herself. This service is garbage.

@Uber_Support I DM’ed and have gotten no reply.

@ding Sorry to hear about the trouble! Please send us a direct message with your email address and phone number so we can follow up.

@UberEats Why is it always the case that an order sits in limbo for over an hour with no status updates. If I cancel my order I get charged. If a restaurant can’t fulfill an order, just tell me. Don’t waste my time.

#strangeloop: the one time of year my twitter engagement skyrockets...excited for another year!

@AskBCBSGa Given the recent concerns around data breaches and PII safety. Why send me a form asking for my SSN and offer a phone number to call in where the person says 1) I can’t do that and 2) says I shouldn’t even have that number?

@Postmates_Help I sure love it when the app says our food is delivered but nobody came to the door. I love getting charged for getting no food. We are done with this broken service.

@SCUFAssist Got it. Thanks for the update!

@ding Your controller (Order #001411734) is in production and is currently on the 6th business day of the 7-10 business day (including delivery) Standard Build Service selected during checkout. We will be sure to email additional tracking information once your package is shipped.

@SCUFAssist I placed an order on the 14th and it's still in the "processing" phase with no status updates at all. Is my order progressing? (Order #001411734)

@jenna @dbentley And me...ya know...

Happy now @Jenna? @dbentley having some brews.