Fortune Cookie

Just a reminder THAT: 🏳️‍⚧️Trans Women are Women🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️Trans Men are Men🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️Non-Binaries are Non-Binary🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️Liking Trans Women isn’t gay🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️and to be who you are🏳️‍⚧️ AGAIN HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Life if straight men stopped pretending that they don’t like trans women

yes and i am right.

@redman0124 My bad.

Ok... I'm starting my vacation and I don't know what to make of this. Stopped for lunch at a Chinese restaurant and my fortune cookie was empty. Should I be scared?

@812filmreviews Sorry about that. I'll notify HR immediately.

No bigger recession indicator than getting no fortune in the fortune cookie.

@DemzDeliver Mutilating kids is not worth anything.

@M0lly_pocket "It's not a fetish guys."

@elsathora Shots fired.

Okay I’m going to say something controversial In N Out was average

@nettermike @Terfs_R

A federal judge has UPHELD the felony conviction against former Milwaukee County Judge Hannah Dugan, who was found GUILTY of helping an illegal evade ICE agents at the courthouse Dugan now faces up to FIVE YEARS in prison, disbarment, and steep fines.

@AvaLovelaceX The chemical castration of troubled children isn't healthcare. Kind of cringe how many fetishists are still trying to use kids as a born-in-the-wrong-body fig leaf.

@AvaLovelaceX Every time I think you people can't get any stupider, you outdo yourselves. Did you genuinely think the Nazis won the Battle of Stalingrad?

@actingliketommy @X_the_Owl @ClayTravis K.

@X_the_Owl @ClayTravis shut the fuck up. they wear military hats and their bible says thou shalt not kill. go fuck yourself dweeb, we all know you are completely full of shit. don't agree with something, quit the MLB. easy peazy.

So you can be forced to wear a uniform with a values statement you disagree with in MLB, but you aren’t allowed to state your disagreement with the values? The clear solution here is just wear normal uniforms and stop pride nights. It’s counterproductive at this point.

@actingliketommy "I'm not a narcissist. I speak for all modern society."

Dear christians, Modern society accepts lgbtq people. Period. If you don't like that, you have the option of leaving modern society or going to the moon with Elon or whatever. Modern society does not need to bend to your imaginary friend. Sports leagues have pride nights. If that is a problem, don't join sports leagues. No one is forcing you to be an MLB player. You've made that choice. You're free to leave the league at any time. Go ahead. Society is okay with you leaving. We know your game. You think if you create a stir, and make a stink, that you will somehow impose your ancient values upon modern society and get lgbtq people to make themselves invisible for you. Because you believe you have some right bestowed by your imaginary friend to decide who and what is right and moral. That's not going to happen. Ever. 2000 years ago is exactly that... 2000 years ago. It's never coming back. So save the crying and moaning and cries of "oppression." If you don't like modern society you can go somewhere where they participate in ancient theological crap... or y'all can chip in and buy an island and have some anti-pride gay sex fearing place of your dreams. But we're not interested in your shenanigans anymore. There's the door. You are welcome to it. Sincerely, -Modern Society

@actingliketommy @autocorrect2_0 @ClayTravis "I'm not a fascist."

@autocorrect2_0 @ClayTravis They aren’t forced you dumb fuck. They don’t have to be in the MLB. They chose it. Go play in a fucking church league if you can’t do a pride night. If you want to play in the MLB, you do pride nights. Otherwise fuck off.

@dreckdub @_celia_bedelia_ You've either had too much of the cult Kool-aid or your reading comprehension is very poor.

@fortunatecook @_celia_bedelia_ Just because you don't understand, doesn't make it wrong

Amazing levels of dipshittery going on here

@overlorddeath20 @AvaLovelaceX I don't think you know what empathetic means if you're ok with killing people whom you disagree with.

@fortunatecook @AvaLovelaceX still not good enough ngl dropping the fake empathetic act is a start though, pussy

9 months ago today, Charlie Kirk died of natural causes. We lost a warrior. Pride Month isn’t the same without him. Rest in Pride Charlie 🏳️‍🌈✊

@TRHLofficial @CiCisCensored

@CiCisCensored Learned everything I know from your mom.

No amount of deflection will make people forget that you believe prostituting 14yos is okay (if they like their gifts). If these good people had a choice to save one of us, they would use you as a human shield. Now please leave me & my family alone and take a Xanax, Torta Shrek.

@overlorddeath20 @AvaLovelaceX You didn't answer my question. I'm going to assume the answer is yes and it did some damage to your amygdala.

@fortunatecook @AvaLovelaceX there ya go show some backbone not good enough but it’s a start, pussy

@dreckdub @_celia_bedelia_ And I told you why your claim was incorrect. You clearly didn't read it yourself.

@fortunatecook @_celia_bedelia_ I did, via the NHS

@dreckdub @_celia_bedelia_ Produce the proof you so vehemently are saying exists, and I'll read it. So far, you've produced none

@fortunatecook @_celia_bedelia_ Learn to read then