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@michell505

Spinster. Tree, flower, bird, slurpee, beer, chocolate, Girl Power, the underdog, peace & quiet lover. Raisins & politicians 👎. Few followers on purpose. F DT!

North Vancouver, BC Joined Mart 2014
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The first astronaut in history to speak French while en route to the moon — Canada’s very own @astro_jeremy 🇨🇦
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@Puckbunny13 Keep doing squats on a regular basis. It's so hard to get off the ground now. Turning 55 here and omg, floor yoga is soooo hard lol
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Puck 💙🏒🏈🌊🏝️🐱🐶
Nobody told me that after 50 I’d need a brace or heating pad for multiple body parts on any given day. 🙄 Or that I’d be obsessed with the weather. Anything else we should know about being over 50? 😒🫣
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@tessiconic The world is all about judgment these days. Live and let drink, I say.
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Just ordered a rum and coke on my flight and the lady next to me looked at me as if I shot someone
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@FunMovieTVFan I thought that dude was sexy before I knew what it meant 😆
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@sturgios SHHH!!! Don't give them any ideas!
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john sturgis@sturgios·
This is the worst example of shrinkflation I have ever seen- Butter has been sold as 250g/half a pound since the dawn of time. Cooks learn to judge its weight by sight because of that Now it’s quietly reduced to 200g a packet. That’s like siphoning 20% out of a pint of beer!
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@KitchenRecipes_ thanks for not doing that annoying thumbs up at the end
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@SubRosaMagick I do use lollygag quite a lot actually. Or more like I lollygag a lot at work.
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SubRosa )✿( Magick @subrosamagick.bsky.social
Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel
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@1ssve I'm leaving at 5. Nothing further.
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S.🎧@1ssve·
How do you professionally say, “I’m not staying past 5pm, no matter what” in corporate?
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@LeahFHardy Inclusivity does not include ageism. (sadly)
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Leah Hardy 🇺🇦
Leah Hardy 🇺🇦@LeahFHardy·
I’ve been trying to get my 85-year-old mum signed on her GP’s app on her old phone for the last two hours with no luck. Keeps demanding two factor authentication apps which my mum won’t understand or to create a digital ID or passcode. This is digital exclusion.
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@thehaileemurphy Ending my membership was a great decision. Half the stuff sold there has free shipping anyway. Scam of the century, "membership"
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hails@thehaileemurphy·
Amazon Prime is not worth it anymore.
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@globalnews He's not wrong on that.
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@bprintco @burner38583 Society are a bunch of takers nowadays, aren't they. I learned my lesson as well.
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Alex B@bprintco·
@burner38583 Was trying to be nice and got myself caught up in a whole ordeal
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Alex B@bprintco·
I listed a really nice leather couch for Free once on FB Marketplace because I was moving out of my old apartment and needed it gone in a couple hours. Probably worth $1200. This small lady showed up with no help. I had to carry it down to her car. It was a small SUV, you could barely put one cushion in this thing. She asked if I had a truck and could drive it to her house. I did have a truck, and reluctantly agreed. Nobody was there to help unload it either so she asked me to unload it. I took it out of my truck and took it to her porch and left. She left me a bad review because I didn’t bring it inside her house for her. I should have just tossed it in the dumpster.
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This is EXACTLY why people are DONE with Facebook Marketplace… 📦 She literally listed two egg chairs for FREE. Not discounted. Not negotiable. FREE. Clear picture. Clear description. One chair had a cushion, one didn’t. That’s it. And somehow… it STILL turned into chaos. Message after message, people asking questions already answered, trying to negotiate a price on something that costs $0, acting confused over the most basic details. It went from “I’m giving this away” to pure frustration real fast. That’s when she snapped, FULL rant mode. And honestly? A lot of people are saying she just said what everyone’s been thinking. Because, how does “free” still turn into this much drama?? At some point it’s not even about the item anymore… it’s about dealing with people. Be real, has Facebook Marketplace become more stress than it’s worth? And what’s the most ridiculous message you’ve ever gotten trying to sell (or give away) something?

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Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports·
When I was a kid this literally translated to “Change the channel immediately.”
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@ABmrJutt The day you start dressing for yourself is the first day of freedom, girl. And that includes sexy vs comfy ginch.
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@604RAW Do shut up. You have no idea what happened in the seconds before you went by. NONE. Your speculation is not reality.
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Super brave from Vancouver Police kicking a man pinned down by another 3 👮‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@ick_real Um, no. 🤨🙄
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When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left? I’m curious
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@Chris__X__ Or screenshots of stuff I'll read later, but forget about it immediately
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Chris 𝕏
Chris 𝕏@Chris__X__·
Most people use their phones to call people. I am at the age where I use my phone to take pictures of labels that I can't read and use my phone to enlarge the print so that I can read it.
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@nypost Yep, 2 people were arrested for murdering a dissident here in Vancouver/North Van a couple weeks ago. You don't think it can happen in your own neighborhood but it's there.
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@Paul_L_OBrien Caregiving is 100% the hardest job in the world, especially for a loved one. Blessings and grace to you.
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Paul O’Brien
Paul O’Brien@Paul_L_OBrien·
From the files of an Alzheimer’s caregiver. Today my mom asked me at least 20 times where my dad is. He died in 2002. She asked me at least 20 times why I was sitting in a recliner resting. I had a painful surgery last week and I’m still recovering ( barely) She asked me at least 20 times when her parents were going to stop by. They have been dead for 40 and 35 years respectively. She asked me where Paul is 20 times ( that’s me) She wandered around every time I turned my head away from her. She walked by with no clothes on once. She went into the bathroom and locked herself in. All while I tried to watch her 24/7 while on painkillers. At least I could laugh and even asked her if she’d like to dance once. Thankfully she said absolutely not. 🤣 God bless her. Alzheimer’s is a vicious disease.
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@ronmortgageguy He's ensuring the utter obliteration of the federal NDPs.
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Ron Butler
Ron Butler@ronmortgageguy·
Avi Lewis Is The New Leader Of The Federal NDP: He Believes In Utterly Stupid Things He is a hardline Socialist & Woke AF Popular opinion is he will completely destroy the Federal NDP therefore helping the Liberals to a permanent majority But maybe not: Mamdani in New York....
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