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patchyboy
@patchyboy
My heart beat beats me senselessly | He/They
A compartment of my life Joined Eylül 2008
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patchyboy retweeted
Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.
Not so happy, is it
sophia of hangover@aethelfleds
This is the happiest day of my life
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none of my friends make sourdough and it’s rly starting to pmo
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The Sun’s light takes about 8 minutes to reach us, so we see the Sun as it was 8 minutes ago.🤓☝🏼
kira 👾@kirawontmiss
i will never be able to comprehend this
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This worked on me
𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷@realmfberlin
you guys get some sleep. i'll handle staying up and googling stuff.
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The blowjob? The humble blowjob? The oral of the every man? That’s illegal now?!
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Reductionism is the most pseudointellectual belief system in the world
Curiosity@CuriosityonX
Quantum physics says that you can never actually touch anything.
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This reminds me of casting director Twitter. Now everyone is a colorist and cinematographer.
Axel🦇@AxelTalksFilm
the contrast is insane
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patchyboy retweeted
A general rule of life: the more afraid you are to talk about something, the better you’ll probably feel after talking about it.
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@parakeetnebula Well of all things, can it be really, oh ho oh hi oh my eye!
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@patchyboy @90sPKMN I’m a Pokémon master, of course I got ‘em all
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