Customer Service (not)

@_Alpha_Delta @sammyoafc If you can't taste it, swap out to another brand and save some cash for a few weeks 😂. It only took about 10days to get my taste and smell back.

@_Alpha_Delta Hope you feel better soon. 😁

@GNRail_UK @StansaidAirport @RevMaxPower That'll be Randy Roisin. Whenever we see her name on the passenger manifest, we know it'll be a bumpy ride!

@StansaidAirport @RevMaxPower I do hope @ServiceRyanair charged extra for this last minute service.

Will the lady on the 10:40 to Ibiza sitting in 5A please stop using a Rampant Rabbit. Thank you.

@GNRail_UK @StansaidAirport I'm afraid Mr Potter is banned from our airline after magically multiplying those little baggies of vodka. "Vomitus Maximosa" was not what cabin manager Lorraine wanted to hear before being hit smack in the face with a gallon of wizard chunks.

@StansaidAirport Mr Potttttttterr no you cannot have an upgrade. Bog off to @ServiceRyanair for an upgrade to standing only!

Plot twist, Professor Snape didn’t die.

@GNRail_UK @StansaidAirport We don't have company vehicles. We reimburse our staff if they must use their personal vehicles for company purposes. Last Fri we paid check in agent Eoife €1.50 to drag a 737 with her '93 fiesta. Shame the clutch gave out before it got off the stand.

@StansaidAirport Full tank? Aviation Fuel from @ServiceRyanair account?

I'm selling a Jaguar F-pace for £5,000 under its value. Ex company car and must be bought in the next 4 hours. Hertz logos easily removed.

@_Alpha_Delta Let's Go!! With my snoring, It'll be as noisy as an old turboprop on takeoff!

@beauhawkins94 Much better!

@beauhawkins94 Clean Me.

@adydolan AHH speed tape. . . . Our whole fleet is held together with that stuff! Lucky we bought it in bulk.

West End Girl looks like she’s got some nasal issues.

@GNRail_UK @StansaidAirport @alexcruzmaybe You've snapped a great picture of deaf Gary, we hired him as part of our "give everyone a chance" scheme. Didn't know he was blind as well!

@StansaidAirport Looks like a @ServiceRyanair pilot you’ve snapped there. Mind you could be someone @alexcruzmaybe has hired for his new BA Go Fly airline.

We operate the most inclusive Pilot Training Programme in the world, yet the Civil Aviation Authority is going apeshit. So unfair. #GiveEveryoneAChance

@robdan2 But that means paying more pilots and aircrew. Besides, you wouldn't feel like you were flying with us if you ACTUALLY HAD room to move.

@ServiceRyanair Took a flight from Alacantie yesterday flight was empty 53 people. So why are Ryanair still pooling people together on flights.Free seating would make more sence with such low numbers With covid 19 all around us.Oh no sanitize in the toilets

@weetabix @HeinzUK That'll be harder to swallow than our hidden charges!

Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix

@alexcruzmaybe Go for it, we need a new scapegoat . . . . I mean CEO.

@thewhitmore @MPSRTPC Is the vehicle parked while he is using the camera? If not, surely this constitutes an offence.

I don’t always see paps but spotted this car when I walked the dog outside my home and asked him to not take pics. He continued... so I took pics of him, He never once took his camera down. Please don’t use these pics and promote this culture. It’s creepy. Time for change

@_Alpha_Delta 2021 And you're still looking gorgeous

@izqomar Nice!! Now go find some cable ties and tidy away that spaghetti before someone has an accident.

Flight Sim setup at the new digs is complete. I am happy.

@GNRail_UK @plasticstoat @Gatwick_Airport @wizzair @easyJet @Ryanair You're damn right we don't. We are still holding on to thousands of euros that we "haven't quite refunded yet". That's my retirement package sorted!

@plasticstoat @Gatwick_Airport @wizzair @easyJet @Ryanair Dont think @ServiceRyanair cares.

We are delighted that @WizzAir has today launched its new base at Gatwick Airport✈️. Passengers can fly from Gatwick with Wizz to a range of exciting destinations, including new routes to Naples, Athens, Malta and Lanzarote. #GatwickAirport #Gatwick #safetravel

@_Alpha_Delta I don't know why people find this funny. It forms a very important part of our emergency SOP.

@JSS779 What's the matter Julie? Our 737's with super economy seating not good enough for you? 😉

Do not fly Ryanair. Do not fly Ryanair. Do not fly Ryanair.

@Keith15786817 Hi Keith, I'm still waiting to win the Irish lotto. Been trying since my 18th, still no luck. Anyways, that's beside the point. Your refund has been processed, and your Woolworths vouchers are on their way. Hope this helps.

@Ryanair still waiting on refund from flights in April, not looking for vouchers. Can someone please communicate with me