CyberDave

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla Disappointed that 69 were not unsupervised.

Today marks the one-year anniversary of the first @Tesla robotaxi rides starting. Wild to think that it's already been a year. And now Tesla's Austin fleet is Unsupervised. One of the first public nighttime rides last year:

@wholemars $138 for two cars would only be $69 per car.

maybe $129 per month for two cars, provided you only use it on one car at a time

@pbeisel Tommyt has an OG on EBay for $22.

Silicon Valley espresso. Collector espresso cups from Eataly. Note the original Macintosh depicted.

@pbeisel The bubbles in that foam are there for scale.

@BigImpactHumans What’s that called?

Offering a sacrifice to the seagull gods

@depreciationunc Click

Client’s real estate portfolio just crossed $41,000,000 this week 😭 5 years ago she was driving uber after work to save for her first down payment. And she hasn't paid taxes in all of those 5 years through cost segregation studies. Bonus depreciation is the best tax loophole.

@JCChristopher Your good at making you intentions clear.

@cybrdave It's been really good for me. It's what you make of it and how you prompt

Mid morning update: Bought back the TSLA $2.50 6/26 put at 9am for $1.15. This netted a $135 net premium and 54% return, in 25 minutes. Immediately sold a TSLA $395 put for 6/22 (today) at $0.23, and closed at $0.11 at 1015am, netting $12. I realize this was small, but I felt pretty good the stock would stop its rocket blast from first thing in the morning, so really just wanted to experiment and see how theta time value decayed on TSLA on a daily. The answer is fast. I saw a $413 breakeven at 9am, then $408 break even at 9:30am, then $405 breakeven at 10am, and finally hit my 50% profit benchmark by 1015am. Going to take a breather on TSLA for a little bit after two profitable trades in less than an hour. Make some coffee, look in the mirror, and see how much of a degenerate I’ve become. SPCX has installed an Ani bot in my computer and must be using me for price discovery. I’m going to continue to ride with my $165 puts. Again, all cash secured and two stocks that I love and would take 400 shares into my portfolio gladly. Hope everyone is having a wonderful morning!

@JCChristopher @JuniperDriver Probably the best policy.

@cybrdave @JuniperDriver I don't sell clicks.

Hey @JCChristopher do you think you could test this one out for us too? See if FSD will crash into a house at 70 mph

Having a best friend who gives you stock advice is awkward because nobody really knows.❤️

@JCChristopher @ScottTArcher I agree!

@ScottTArcher @cybrdave Xander is the best!

@ScottTArcher @JCChristopher Nice to have a “position” in Xander’s dojo. He’s obviously trying to be helpful.

@JCChristopher @cybrdave That was very entertaining at JC's expense. Xander was seeing his padawan take is first steps in real time. I also learned a lot.

@JoNationLive @OverlyTrev Point

@OverlyTrev Zero??? It very well could have been on AP or FSD. If it was, theres ZERO chance the drivers foot wasn’t on the accelerator.

This is the video from the Tesla hitting the house in Texas that we all saw. The person was going 60-80 mph in a neighborhood and claimed they were on autopilot or “self-driving mode.” There is absolutely zero chance this car was operating in either of those modes. The only possible explanation is if they were smashing the accelerator pedal all the way through the house. This is the FUD the media puts into people. Unfortunately, people will automatically believe what this woman is saying even when the truth comes out. x.com/TheBetterBiome… x.com/TheBetterBiome…

@JCChristopher @Jesse__92 @Tslachan All major Software companies decided long ago.

@cybrdave @Jesse__92 @Tslachan Totally agree. This is the way for the vast majority of folks.

말레이시아의 경우 1회 구매보다는 구독제가 더 먹힐 거라는 생각입니다. 이유는 아래와 같습니다. 1. 미국, 한국, 유럽 등의 국가보다 말레이시아의 소비 여력이 떨어지기 때문에 1회 거금을 투입해야하는 것에 대한 부담 2. 오토바이, 팟홀, 끼어들기가 훨씬 잦은 말레이아에서 FSD가 먹힐까? 에 대한 의구심 (마찬가지로 거금 투입 부담) 그리고 개인적으로는 투자금을 최대한 운용하고 싶다는 생각에 기타 구매도 무이자 할부 등을 적극 활용하고 있는데요, 같은 논리로 FSD도 구매가 아닌 구독제를 선택할 듯 합니다!

@JuniperDriver @JCChristopher The head of that police officer was so cut and pasted onto his body🤣🤓

@JCChristopher @JuniperDriver Some journalists should do a story on you. What a story….

@cybrdave @JuniperDriver I have done 55,000 miles of Uber in Houston, 100% on FSD. This was not FSD.

@JCChristopher Living in Ohio it’s about the same distance to both locations.

@cybrdave This is true. But much easier to get to Joshua Tree than to get yourself stranded on a deserted island.

Starlink in Joshua Tree. Look at all the stars! Joshua Tree is probably the best place on earth for one to get comfortable with the SpaceX financials.

@grant_melson Definitely some intentional memory leakage going on. The lack of math skills among journalists is astounding.

So are we just going to memory-hole this like the “new affordable models” or what?

@teslayoda For sure…. Quietly taking care of business. I see this as a new trend for Tesla and I’m liking it.

Tesla Q2 deliveries will be a banger.

@JCChristopher It will do whatever you tell it to do because it’s an LLM. L-Language-M🤣🤓

@cybrdave I know. Thanks!

@mikepat711 110- 220 whatever it takes🤣. Idiotic

Are Elizabeth Warren and Bernie gonna keep changing the Elon attack posts from trillionaire to billionaire as he dips above and below? 😂😂