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Best_Day_Ever

@mbkline

Pro funny & nerdy things. Anti hateful things...please stop being horrible. I love my unreasonably tiny dog. Pro sarcasm. Pro critical thinking. Beloved sipper

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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
I want to thank you, @ScottAdamsSays, for sharing your walk home with us. I think it’s very important that you are letting us see you go through this. You are setting an example and showing courage and grace and resilience. It’s as instructive for others as it is brave of you. It’s just one of the reasons you are so important of a figure personally to me and publicly to the community. I hope you understand that. How a person handles the hardest challenges truly shows the measure of the man. It’s a profound honor for us for you to be sharing this with us.
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@GuGi263 I’m in love. More of this content please, algorithm.
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When you picked him back up and he told you off. Little one had alot to say about being put down..
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@mazemoore My dog Rusty also has a Lamb Chop. He has 500 lamb chops. He loves them in the Biblical sense and he doesn’t care who knows it.
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MAZE@mazemoore·
I have a ten year old Doberman named Drago. Over the past decade I’ve bought him every toy you can buy. None of them lasted a day. He ripped them all to shreds. A week ago I was at Target and saw a stuffed lamb (might be a sheep I have no idea) for sale. Bought it for Drago, expected it to last ten minutes. I’m not sure if he thinks it’s his kid or what but he has not only not destroyed it, he brings it everywhere. When he eats, he brings it to his bowl. When he goes outside, he takes it. I’m fairly certain that if I tried to take it from him he would kill me. 😂
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@3YearLetterman I love when he gets up after he falls on the table and says “Whoopsie Daisy”. I loved Chris Farley.
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
And the look on Farley’s face as Hartman is telling him they encourage their son to be a writer is somehow even better than the line delivery
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
This is the funniest, most rewatchable five minutes in the history of recorded comedy It is perfection and never gets old
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@lagalerienft @scion_x_ Oh well. Great point. We probably know everything there is to know then. We should stop trying to do new things. I’m going back to hunting and gathering. Note to self: learn which mushrooms and berries are poisonous and how to gut a deer.
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PokeManiac@lagalerienft·
@scion_x_ La majorité des études montrer qu’il est impossible pour l’homme de coloniser Mars et d’y vivre sur le moyen terme en bonne santé. C’est un narratif qui fait vendre et Elon surf dessus. Même avec un trillion il ne pourra pas changer la physique et la Biologie
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Laurent@scion_x_·
L’IPO de SpaceX a eu lieu hier. Elon Musk est désormais le premier trillionaire de l’histoire. Et tout le monde ne parle que de ça. Des chiffres, des zéros, des classements. Ca fait bander les gens. Je trouve ça un peu pathétique. Ce qui compte vraiment, c’est que cet argent débloque le financement massif dont SpaceX avait besoin pour passer à la vitesse supérieure. Des centaines de Starships, des vols plus fréquents, une infrastructure qui va nous propulser vers les étoiles. Musk vit dans une maison modulaire/prefab très modeste d’environ 50 000 $ qu’il loue à SpaceX. Il n’a pas fait tout ça pour s’acheter des yachts ou des îles. Il l’a dit et répété : l’objectif, c’est de rendre l’humanité multiplanétaire. Pas pour la gloire, pas pour l’argent, mais pour assurer la survie et l’expansion de notre espèce. Regardez les plans : Premiers vols cargo Starship vers Mars dès fin 2026 / 2027 Robots Optimus pour préparer le terrain Puis des vols habités, des bases, et à terme une ville autosuffisante sur Mars avec des milliers, puis des millions d’humains. Imaginez : des humains naissant sur une autre planète. Des villes sous dôme, des fermes martiennes, l’exploration de la galaxie qui commence vraiment. Un nouvel âge d’or où la prochaine frontière n’est plus la Terre, mais l’espace infini. L’argent n’est qu’un outil. Une fusée à essence pour faire décoller les vraies ambitions. Cette obsession maladive du fric est exactement ce qui nous empêche de produire plus d’Elon Musk et de visionnaires qui osent viser l’impossible. Arrêtons de compter les milliards. Commençons à rêver grand.
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AH@AntoniHouston·
@mbkline @Alexarmstrong They were convicted as terrorists for damaging drones that were to kill women and children. "What is wrong with everyone?"
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Alex Armstrong@Alexarmstrong·
This is what happens when dangerous politicians and far/left commentators tell their followers that it’s “gut wrenching” that Palestine activist thugs, who crushed an innocent woman’s spine with a sledgehammer, are “dissidents”, not violent criminals.
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
Here’s why the government shouldn’t seize Elon Musk’s money.
Brivael Le Pogam@brivael

Je vais partir du principe que tu es de bonne foi, parce que ton raisonnement est intuitif et que 90% des gens le partagent. Mais il repose sur trois erreurs factuelles, et ça vaut le coup de les regarder calmement. Erreur 1 : la fortune d'Elon n'est pas un tas d'argent. C'est de la propriété d'usines, de fusées et de satellites. "Prendre la moitié de sa tune", concrètement, ça veut dire forcer la vente de la moitié de SpaceX et Tesla. L'argent ne sort pas d'un coffre, il sort des entreprises elles-mêmes, qui passent sous contrôle de fonds étrangers ou d'États. Tu ne redistribues pas du cash, tu démantèles un outil de production. C'est la différence entre récolter des pommes et découper le pommier. Erreur 2 : "ça résout énormément de problèmes dans le monde". Cette expérience a déjà été tentée, en vrai. En 2021, le directeur du Programme Alimentaire Mondial de l'ONU a affirmé que 6 milliards de Musk pouvaient "résoudre la faim dans le monde". Réponse d'Elon : décrivez-moi exactement comment, comptabilité publique à l'appui, et je vends mes actions Tesla immédiatement. Le PAM a publié son plan. Verdict : ce n'était pas "résoudre la faim", c'était nourrir 42 millions de personnes pendant un an. Un an. Puis il faut re-payer, pour toujours. Le PAM avait d'ailleurs levé 8,4 milliards l'année précédente, et la faim était toujours là. Les ONG traitent les symptômes en boucle, jamais les causes, parce que leur financement dépend de l'existence du problème. Erreur 3, la plus importante : tu cherches ce qui sort vraiment les gens de la pauvreté. Bonne nouvelle, on a la réponse, et elle est massive. En 1990, 36% de l'humanité vivait dans l'extrême pauvreté. Aujourd'hui, moins de 9%. Plus d'un milliard de personnes sorties de la misère en 30 ans. Par quoi ? Pas par la charité ni par l'aide internationale (plus de 1 000 milliards versés à l'Afrique en 60 ans pour un résultat à peu près nul). Par l'ouverture des marchés, l'industrialisation, le commerce. La Chine seule a sorti 800 millions de personnes de la pauvreté en abandonnant le collectivisme, pas en taxant ses entrepreneurs. Donc fais le calcul complet. Option A : tu confisques 500 milliards, tu finances quelques années de programmes, l'argent est consommé, et tu as détruit la machine qui produisait les fusées, les voitures électriques et l'internet des zones rurales. Option B : tu laisses le meilleur allocateur de capital de sa génération réinvestir 100% de sa fortune dans des industries qui baissent les coûts pour tout le monde et emploient des centaines de milliers de personnes. L'option A soulage ta morale pendant 18 mois. L'option B sort des populations entières de la pauvreté pour toujours. La pauvreté ne se redistribue pas. Elle se résout par la création. C'est contre-intuitif, c'est frustrant, mais c'est ce que disent 200 ans de données.

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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@AntoniHouston @Alexarmstrong Oh, well never mind then. As long as it was only a small fracture. No problem beating people with sledgehammers then. What is wrong with everyone?
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AH@AntoniHouston·
@Alexarmstrong She walked into the hospital unaided.
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@LangmanVince I’d never vacation where there were so many other humans in the same square footage. That doesn’t look fun or relaxing. I’d rather be in my living room where it’s not humid and nobody will touch me. But then I’m introverted and irritable, so I’m not their target customer.
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Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
Is this the worst vacation spot on planet Earth?
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Zak@zakmcintyre·
@dsonoiki I think you’re being disingenuous here. She’s not just a widow, which should not be mocked, she’s the head of an organization that is (in my opinion and the opinion of many on the left) harmful to society. You all constantly reducing her to just “Chuck’s widow” is very telling.
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Gene Parmesan@dsonoiki·
I genuinely don’t understand the endgame or purpose of the left being animals towards Erika Kirk is it just pent up edginess from woke 1.0? what is her supposed sin? “that’ll teach her to… be the wife of someone who was publicly assassinated?”
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
@annbauerwriter I’m calling right now to schedule a mammogram. But…how were they screened to be diagnosed? Routine mammograms?
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Ann Bauer@annbauerwriter·
I've been in Minnesota for 5 days, preparing for my dad's funeral. In that time 3 women have told me they were diagnosed with "stage zero" breast cancer for which they are having the full array of treatments (surgery, chemo, radiation). I hear this nowhere else. Explain.
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Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
Ladies, does this man drive you wild? Back in the day, it was rumored that females would launch their panties on the stage while he was performing because he turned them on with his raw sex appeal.
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L C@CJohnStella·
@420mercymain69 @Polit_eurOpines It’s really weird to talk about the genitals of someone you are dating or dated. To friends or to the public on social media.
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🤍✨Dipshit Usagi✨🤍@420mercymain69·
I very briefly was talking to and then consequently seeing Graham Platner from about February 2021 until mid July 2021 when it was revealed to me that he was cheating on his fiancé at the time. He knew about the fucking tattoo.
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MoundLore@MoundLore·
Scariest thing you’ve ever encountered on a trail?
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Clifford J Bulldog@IronMountainHr·
My wife and I were in the woods at twilight and the sounds of bugs and frogs and birds was overtaken by the sound of human voices all around us, talking at first, and then screaming. The sound was coming from everywhere and nowhere. A small red light that looked like a lit cigarette moved smoothly through the trees about 25 yards away from us while we were walking back to the car. I have spent my whole life in the woods, encountering bears, coyotes, poisonous snakes, etc, and I have never had the hair on my neck stand up like that night.
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Best_Day_Ever@mbkline·
There’s a before and after. As long as you’re in 2026 it will be kind of okay because you’re still in the same year that he was here. Moving into 2027 will be hard because you’ll feel like you’re moving on without him. But you’re going to be okay because you know that he wants you to live your life and move forward. Part of him will always be with you as long as you keep thinking about and talking about the best parts of him. Even some of the worst parts of him. My dad could be a pain in the ass, but I adored him. There’s no shame in saying “my dad always said” or “my dad would do this thing” to keep him a part of your life. It’s healthy. A couple years before my dad died, Chris Hardwick’s dad died. Chris was hosting The Walking Dead aftershow and also a podcast and he talked about his dad’s passing a fair bit. He called it “Dead Dad Club” which was irreverent but expressed exactly what it is. It’s like you gain a sudden understanding of the world that only people who have experienced that exact thing have. Nobody wants to join that club but once you’re part of it you understand something fundamental about everyone else in the club. It’s world changing and it changes who you are as a person. Life goes on like normal for everyone else, but your life has shattered and you are trying to understand what life is now, and it’s a big deal. But you’ll get through it and there are millions of people out here who get it. You’re doing great.
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ponyboy@scoopydont·
@mbkline @AriHondaGrande @nickshirleyy You might be as stupid as he is and probably suck at your job. The first thing anyone who deals with data would realize is that there are an awful lot of people that are 126yrs old with the exact same birthday and seek to understand why. A Google search gets that answer. Lol
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Nick shirley@nickshirleyy·
🚨 Meet Doris, she lives in California and is registered as a 126 year old who has voted in 51 elections and has NO IDEA. California’s voting system is so corrupt that by simply knocking on the door of the “126 year old” proves election fraud. EXPOSE IT ALL.
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