General Ed Fenech

@GovPressOffice @CoachMickCronin @stoolpresidente @wakeupbarstool Imagine listening to a guy who can’t even take a full stride when running about toughness and grit

>>@CoachMickCronin tells @StoolPresidente: "Everybody’s perception of California is so far from the truth of life here ... you know how many hardworking people make the economy go here? There would be no agriculture in our country if it wasn’t for the people in the fields here. To work in finance, you know how early you have to get up here? The grit and grind of people here is real."

@JerseySuave4 @marrelltone @DBGyt_ Hope solo is* a bitch

@marrelltone @DBGyt_ Hope Solo was a bitch that kept getting into trouble and causing negative PR for the club.

We all used to joke about how the older WNBA players/fans would rather burn down the league than see it thrive long term with the young players as the faces... I am genuinely shocked that the joke ended up being reality...

@CunninghamNCRep Dumbass

#vote #bim #Healthcare #firstresponders #Veterans Tomorrow, March 3, 2026 is your final opportunity to vote. I will meet you at the polls. Thank you

@TE2onX @alexthegoodlife @WallStreetApes @ChipotleTweets Chipotle is not even that good they had the college young worker demo and they think they can go after the dine in family restaurant demo

@alexthegoodlife @WallStreetApes Oh, the old eye roll. Do you have any idea what this sort of thing does? It causes profit-induced inflation, it erodes wages, and it’s a form of wealth transfer— it prices people out, and trust me @ChipotleTweets is not elite enough for that.

CEO of Chipotle caught on a recording indicating they’re going to keep raising prices because they can “We learned that 60% of our core users are over $100,000 a year in income, in average household income. That gives us confidence that we can lean into that group in a more meaningful way — to really drive meaningful transaction performance in the year” - Chipotle Earnings call

@eNEALb @Cabnines32 @AnnieAgar I think it’s the “knowing dawn well you’d be all over her” part that’s why you look like you’re simpin. But that’s context for ya 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Cabnines32 @AnnieAgar

jj mccarthy for don’t comeback player of the year

@sammywthebodi @NICKIMINAJ She deepthroating the boot trying to get a pardon

The world is watching.

@AnthonyKim_Golf All set on toilet paper, thanks tho!

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@realnyteams @theaceofspaeder @TheTinyTypist @JHWeissmann @iFightForKids Arrest all pedos I don’t know how this became a radical notion. Oh wait, yes I do, when the cult leader became involved now it’s whataboutism

@FenechEd @theaceofspaeder @TheTinyTypist @JHWeissmann @iFightForKids Republicans just subpoenaed Bill Clinton to testify about the Epstein files, of whom there’s plenty of evidence of involvement. Clinton refused the subpoena. Should we arrest Bill Clinton, or are you a pedophile protector?

@theaceofspaeder @TheTinyTypist @JHWeissmann @iFightForKids Keep an eye on this account but not the actual pedophile protectors in office lmao your priorities are confusing

@TheTinyTypist @JHWeissmann A meme account who explicitly has to say (18+) in their bio likely in an attempt to lay the groundwork for reasonable doubt for when they inevitably get caught talking to a minor online is not someone I am going to be lectured by. Keep an eye on this one, @iFightForKids.

@T_BALLER6 @TheSCRamblings @People4AGrnMvmt @Blazingothx You let liberals push you around. Ultimate snowflake behavior

I mean we are that the same, kinda. No values of mine have changed (pro-choice, like whoever you want, monitor borders better, etc), but the new left has gone off the rails IMO and I just can’t stand the “if you don’t agree on everything I stand by then they are automatically a bigot fascist”… shit just pisses me off.

as a lifelong stoner, i feel betrayed that Snoop is maga.

@dadi_greene @0crybaby_portal @DiddyDont420 @MAGACult2 “I just have a life” says the guy who reposts right wing tweets literally all day long lmao

@0crybaby_portal @DiddyDont420 @MAGACult2 I just have a life. Relax

“In real time class, you can see their minds pretzel.”

@NgamlaJo @garyplayer Too late he sucks as a person

@garyplayer Old man leave politics to politicians. Don’t end your decorated career with a dark cloud of being judged for making unnecessary divisive and racial comments this may affect your legacy and you will die miserable person.

Ryder Cup Clarification

@flabergastic12 @DonZeeko @jedigoodman The dude didn’t say he doesn’t allow it he says it doesn’t like it. Interesting how that works.

@DonZeeko @jedigoodman and yet he allows them to. interesting how that works.

Reporter asks Dana White why Veronica Hardy has been the first fight of the night 7 straight times. Dana White: Where would he like her to be? Reporter: I don't know, but maybe not 8 time the opener of the event. DH: I will move her just for you, sir.

@formedinwetsand @MouoSport @out_getting_rib @KDTrey5 @PabloTorre @bryancurtis Source?

@MouoSport @out_getting_rib @KDTrey5 @PabloTorre @bryancurtis Yes. Anti-colonialists are people who want to do terrorism because they are mad that history happened.

Goodbye Sooners. Ayo what is a sooner?

@GzGoGoGolf @colincowherd Profound is paying for a free website

@FenechEd @colincowherd So profound, ya big tard

As Americas Honesty Broker I must say this — Democrats pointing out Trumps swollen hand as a major health concern is pretty rich. Joe Biden was a walking bowl of oatmeal for three years and the lefts response “nothing to see here”.

@zoeyyluna Elon ruined it

why is twitter so dead, i used to get 1m views easy now i barely get 100k ? did i miss something

@GeorgeHiggins @anthonycabassa @bankstanding_ @GovPressOffice

@anthonycabassa @bankstanding_ @GovPressOffice What else is hard?

Tough choice. One now leads the world’s 4th largest economy. The other sells cell phones.

@keithedwards This is what happens when you lmao too much. Thoughts and prayers

Her ass has been reduced by 1,500%.

didn't realize it was possible to have negative ass

@PrestonWengert @chrmacl @Skulledwedge Grant doesn’t even have rules lol

@chrmacl @Skulledwedge The Tour can change their own rules….boom? See how that’s doesn’t work?

Whatever you do, do NOT anger the Youtube Golf children