Patriarchy Hannah

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Patriarchy Hannah

@harmonizedjen

Most hated repentant sinner of mom/reformed twitter. Nap apologist. Even my haters call me a genius. You think you know, but you have no idea.

Inscrit le Ekim 2023
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Patriarchy Hannah
Patriarchy Hannah@harmonizedjen·
What is going on with the post office?! 😭 Every package I send now is multiple days late & the tracking info isn’t properly updated 😤
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Rachel 🇻🇦
Rachel 🇻🇦@RachelToRome·
That disgusting Anne Hathaway movie was apparently directed by someone raised Catholic
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Give A Shit About Nature
Give A Shit About Nature@giveashitnature·
Genuine question: why are so many people flossing outside? And why do they just leave their shitty plastic floss picks on the ground?
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Rachel 🇻🇦
Rachel 🇻🇦@RachelToRome·
@harmonizedjen Good, trust me. Keep it that way. Just a guy making a gross movie depicting the Blessed Virgin Mary
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Michelle@Michell9704767·
Lame question, but does anyone have any recipes that you don't mind sharing for using beans? We have a bunch of different kinds that we need to use, and I'm fresh out of ideas. And please don't say refried beans for tacos.
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Jess@MmeTagg·
Our printer breaks once a quarter and it is always my oldest sons job to troubleshoot and fix it. This time it seems a dried up macaroni noodle was shifting the angle of the paper causing a jam.
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Patriarchy Hannah
Patriarchy Hannah@harmonizedjen·
@meatypepper I’ve basically just been carrying two suitcases back and forth, but stuff just accumulates like crazy 🙃 About to move into my house finally, and I’m so ready to just go through everything I have in storage and toss it all.
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🌶️@meatypepper·
@harmonizedjen Moving between 2 places often would turn me into a minimalist! My mom moved a ton over the past couple years and she ended up storing keepsakes and heirlooms with family who are settled and then only kept what fit in 2 suitcases.
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Teflon🌲Boomstick@itsnotnotfunny·
@harmonizedjen @VirgisViews @FilthtoFaith People die in my city pretty much every month from some type of drowning or hiking/ car heat incident. Thing is, kids die much more often chasing a toy into the pool, infact, a ultra rich influencers kid did just that. I guess i would focus more on the legions of those deaths
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Patriarchy Hannah@harmonizedjen·
@itsnotnotfunny @VirgisViews @FilthtoFaith I think her point is more to other people who might decide to try this 🤷‍♀️. It takes sooooo little time for someone, adult or child, to have a problem in the water. It’s just a bad idea to add factors that could exacerbate that further.
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Patriarchy Hannah@harmonizedjen·
@wrowclif 🤣🤣🤣 if the towel is damp when I touch it, it’s going in the laundry hamper
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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
All of our towels keep going missing. Every time I put a new one out in the kitchen, it disappears. Realized the other day that Eliza throws them in the dirty pile when they get damp. Amy's mom does the EXACT SAME THING
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@AnthropoceneMe1 Our daughters are more clearly sequels to their grandmothers (one for each) and “fun” is definitely one aspect of that. “Wait, how is *that* genetic??” is an extremely common refrain in our house.

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Wayne Rowcliffe 🦬
@harmonizedjen Okay but there's a difference between "Someone has dried their hands off" and "I sopped up a spilled glass of water"
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LadyBug🐞@LadyBugDarling·
Wore a really long, traditional dress to bed(went to bed in my day clothes lol), so when I went to check on the kids in the middle of the night, I accidentally scared the shit out of my son, who thought I was a spooky bitch or something 😭
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