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@AndrewYang @elonmusk @Fwd_Party Yes! And a major piece of the platform must be the insistence on spending little money campaigning. These candidates are in no pockets. Elon, you were always too good for MAGA. They didn’t deserve you.

@elonmusk Working on it!! ⬆️🇺🇸 @Fwd_Party

Is it time to create a new political party in America that actually represents the 80% in the middle?

@JLCauvin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trump reacts to his March 2024 Trial Date Merch and YT links threaded below

@JoJoFromJerz @RepMTG @AOC Perfect quote.

@RepMTG @AOC To quote George Bernard Shaw: “Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” @AOC is wise enough to stay out of the mud

I’ve challenged @AOC to debate me several times, but she’s chicken. It’s because none of her ideas are actually her own.

@engineers_feed Barring any laser pointer intervention…

Arithmetic puzzle.

@merrittk 😂

Investment tip: Take the $8 you would have spend on Twitter verification, buy some tomatoes. (I think they're like $4 each). Plant those tomatoes. In a few months you have more tomatoes. Plant some, sell the rest. Repeat. Build an empire. Thank me later

@Twitter I’ve never loved you more. 😘

@CharlotteAlter 😂😂😂

@MikhailaAleksis @Troy_Parfitt @jordanbpeterson ...so, this book is basically a study of taking arguments out of context.

Here’s a lovely Christmas message I received today from @troy_parfitt about @jordanbpeterson plagiarizing Hitler. Merry Christmas to you too you sad sack of a man.

@johnondrasik this live performance for the @JDRF gala is absolutely outstanding. I’ve always been a huge fan, but seeing you with your family, jamming live at home, dedicating songs to the cause, I’m blown away. Truly a legend. Thank you, sir!

@theyearofelan Kid: I want a bike. Santa: How about a face shield just like jolly old— Kid: I don’t believe in you anymore.

@ScarlettPosner This just broke my heart. Sending hugs

My dad died two years ago. Today I realized his voicemails aren’t on my phone anymore. You mourn the loss over and over. Birthdays, holidays, births, a song on the radio. An accidentally deleted voicemail. Time moves you forward, but grief catches up.

@DoorDash_Help Without knowing if/when service would be restored, I placed an order with @UberEats and received my food promptly. Thirty minutes later @DoorDash shows up with cold food. In short: you’ll be hearing from me tomorrow.

Our service has been restored and we are currently Dashing all outstanding orders. Our apologies for any inconvenience!

@DoorDash_Help Wtf is wrong with your customer service?? Please refund my order so I can order elsewhere!!!

We’re working it… currently, the DoorDash consumer platform is down but we’ll be back up in a flash! Hang tight and we’ll let you know once the platform is fixed. Thanks!

@DoorDash_Help You guys, this is thoughtless customer service. We are all waiting for dinner. Will we receive it or not? It’s simple. Here, let me help you folks craft the tweet: “Do not expect your delivery. Your order has been refunded. If food DOES arrive, it will be free of charge.” Easy.

We’re currently experiencing issues with the DoorDash platform. Please know that we’re doing everything we can to resolve this as quickly as possible. Thanks for your patience and for being a loyal DoorDash customer!

@SamHarrisOrg Brilliant, Sam. Great to hear from you... had been waiting anxiously.

@jonfavs 🤣🤣😂😂🤣

How To Talk Your Trump-Loving Relatives This Thanksgiving: 1) Tell them to stop getting all their news from a bunch of fucking lunatics 2) Leave the Zoom

@Hilaryj17783512 @AshleySpivey @SageCrule @p3nthesilia @imhooks @JvittalTV Hey Hilary, one word: inevitability.

@AshleySpivey @SageCrule @p3nthesilia @imhooks @neuschaefer @JvittalTV Since you don’t have the attention span to read the actual constitution, here’s how I explained it to my 1st grader

@BancroftJosiah I love this!!