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@ericjackson I choose to let him cook. He's unconventional but getting the results he said he would. I am very pleased.

Is Kaz a good CEO on an up 7% day or a good CEO on a down 5% day? Maybe he’s just a good CEO!

@mikepompeo Your party & President are the furthest thing from prudent stewards of our tax dollars that I can think of. So Mike, please suck it today and every day until you can be honest with the American people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

On Tax Day, taxpayers should ask themselves a question: Just what are our local, state, and federal governments delivering for the hard-earned money we're handing over? Americans deserve governments that are accountable and prudent stewards of their tax dollars.

@Jim_Jordan It's hard selling Trump's & the GOP's bullshit, yet you still try. You deserve to suck it again today.

-No Tax on Tips -No Tax on Overtime -Enhanced Child Tax Credit -Enhanced Standard Deduction -Trump Accounts     Promises made, promises kept.

@StephenKing That took all of about 3 days.

Swalwell is gone. Trump is not.

I just spent a few days in Duluth, Georgia with our Title & Escrow leadership team (wow people are sooooo nice in Georgia :) As you know, we’re building a platform to make closings faster, cheaper, and better for homeowners. The entire process for T&E is broken. Very old school. Closing on a house takes ~42 days, costs ~$6,800, and can involve 10+ companies. We’re going to fix it, at scale. We also make cookies sometimes.

@StephenKing I sure hope the ass-kissers have a hefty bill to pay as a result of their complicity in all of this?

Trump doesn't have to face the voters again, and he's surrounded by ass-kissers. You are seeing him as he really is.

@Scaramucci Christians pretending to be outraged now?

We went from Praise Allah to bash the Pope to Jesus to Dr Jesus in one week. Ok then . . .

@SenRickScott Hey Rick, I see that you're still sucking it today.

The filibuster doesn’t work anymore. It’s abused by Democrats to BLOCK legislation that the American people want and DESERVE. It’s time to get rid of it so we can get REAL work done for Americans. WATCH ⬇️

@brian_armstrong @newlimit I am all for it, but can non-billionaires take advantage of this in the next 10 years? How about non-millionaires?

Aging is arguably the root cause of most major diseases. Our cells lose function as we age, allowing various conditions to manifest, which is why most major diseases correlate with age. Yes, it is more complex than this, but this is a major component. @newlimit is working on treating a root cause of disease (aging) using epigenetic reprogramming.

What is your best performing stock in 2026?

@morganb This can be the highest priority in many situations (job change, divorce, need to repurchase quickly).

skip straight to sold.

@larry_kudlow Larry's job, and all of Fox News's job is to cheerlead Trump. To add credibility to Trump's incoherent decision making. Therefore, you're not really a journalist of any kind.

Trump Jiu-Jitsu aims to bankrupt and starve the Iranian regime. To a large extent, President Trump has adopted the Venezuela model. Iran sells no oil, makes no money, therefore can’t disperse any money they don’t have, and the U.S. takes de facto control of the whole Persian Gulf area. foxbusiness.com/video/63930397… #FoxBusiness

@Jim_Jordan Sticking with the MAGA bullshit tactics, Jim? Maybe some memes will reach your hardcore supporters? That's all they need. Bullshit and memes. Oh one more thing ... Suck it!

It was a sham from the start.   The only thing we got wrong is that it is always worse than we thought.   God bless Tulsi Gabbard for declassifying this information.

@ChristojLv @morganb @theKanakaNative @catmo Opendoor the company is doing what they set out to do. They don't control the stock price and they can't fast-forward time itself. Their quarterly results are what will convince investors to buy in, which will affect the stock price.

@morganb @theKanakaNative @catmo Lol. That might not work out the way you wanted to. Not sure investors are very happy with you guys these days.

It's that time again: are you an Opendoor customer who also owns $OPEN stock? DM me and you might end up featured in our next Financial Open House. Had the great pleasure of hearing from @theKanakaNative & @catmo last time.

@ConvexDispatch Seems also like a sure fire way to start new conflicts with other nations who just want their oil. Now WE are standing in their way and greatly affected their economies? We have become the world's biggest asshole.

Hot Take: The US isn’t blockading Hormuz just to keep oil flowing in dollars. Run the thought experiment. Iran sets up a toll on tankers through the Strait. Major importers agree to pay it to keep oil moving. The tolls start settling in RMB, euros, or $BTC instead of USD. A sanctioned power begins monetizing one of the world’s most important energy chokepoints outside the dollar system. The world sees a strategic artery operating under parallel settlement rules. Other states take notice. They ask if this works here, what else can bypass SWIFT and the old dollar architecture? History shows the pattern. Saddam Hussein switched Iraqi oil sales to euros in 2000. Under Bush, regime change followed and trade reverted to dollars. Gaddafi pushed a gold-backed dinar for oil trade. Under Obama, NATO intervention followed and the plan died. @RayDalio has mapped this across empires. Late-stage powers lose ground faster when they let alternative settlement systems for core trade like energy become normal. Short-term supply pain is tolerable. Normalization of a non-dollar toll booth on a vital global artery is not. Once that precedent hardens, reversing it becomes much harder. This is the real game.

@RandPaul So why does your party keep swiping the Country Card and cutting taxes for the rich? Votes?

$88B a month, $22B a week. That's how much we're spending just on interest!  While the majority of Congress will continue to ignore this crisis, I will continue to sound the alarm, vote against reckless spending bills, and provide solutions like my Six Penny Plan. fortune.com/2026/04/09/us-…

@JoJoFromJerz Because they really are, at least in part.

Donald Trump thinks his supporters are stupid.

@SenRickScott Then why do you endorse Trump? Same ilk as Orban but three times as stupid and corrupt. Also just as much of a Putin supporter.

Congratulations to Peter Magyar, the new Prime Minister of Hungary! The Hungarian people have chosen freedom by rejecting Putin and standing with their western allies here in the United States and in Europe. This marks the beginning of a new chapter in the U.S. and Hungary relationship. Together, America and Hungary can work together to build a STRONG, PROSPEROUS, and FREE future for both our countries. 🇺🇸 🇭🇺

@nejatian @JTLonsdale Strange rhyme. But true, e-bikes are cruising at around 25-30mph nowadays. They're just less intimidating?

@JTLonsdale In Farsi, there is a well known rhyme that kids sing. It goes "Who is a donkey? The person riding a motorcycle. Who is the bigger donkey? The person riding second chair on a motorcycle." That we are making bicycles more and more like motorcycles is among the nuttier things.

Riding motorcycles is very dangerous. It’s especially not cool if you have young kids, or others who rely on you. Such as our civilization, if you’re a great man. Stop doing it.

@Scaramucci "right on brand, sir".

“Hey guys, I have a great comms idea. I’m going to blast the Pope and then create blasphemy by posting pictures of me as Jesus on orthodox Easter. Anyone have a problem with that?” DJT