Barnaby “Bones” Baxter

@Jeaniewright62 @MarkBanggg Acknowledge the fucking golf

@MarkBanggg Mm-hmmmm how're you doing today Marky

From 140 out. For a shit golfer top 1 feeling ever

@maxshby21 @wardamnbilly @peripheraljane This gotta be the equivalent to him finding out Santa wasn’t real as a kid 😭😭😭

@wardamnbilly @peripheraljane Worked in a lot of them. From small town diners to upscale country clubs, you’ve fallen for the Valley every time son.

Ranch enjoyers: what is your all time favorite ranch? Mine is currently chick fil a ranch but I’m open to suggestions

@peripheraljane How am I supposed to know

@BBKbones What is a girl supposed to have in her cart

Why is nothing on sale PRIME DAY BLOWS

@peripheraljane @boxbugga2

@bigbj153 Zamn😫

@BBKbones It’s a cumshot

Interview in 20 minutes and I spill water all over myself. Fuck my life

@bingostevenhere No Tofu?

sitting at the table doing some homework and this fucker is going crazy on hinge while working. i’m crying bro it’s too early for this #popshasgame

@myname_soren @tryingfortay @HD_HD_______ @trippyassgoblin @MattDRFCshirts So in a life or death situation, meltdowns are less likely but in regular situations he starts tweaking out? Makes total sense

@BBKbones @tryingfortay @HD_HD_______ @trippyassgoblin @MattDRFCshirts you don't know him tho? lol. he COULD be calm during a shooting, because he knows it's life and deaf. how about YOU ask him yourself instead of just assuming?

I had an autistic meltdown at work last week where I ended up laying on the floor and crying (embarrassing I know). I’ve been given a disciplinary and put on a three month probation… for causing people distress. My distress was punished for causing distress.

@tryingfortay @HD_HD_______ @myname_soren @trippyassgoblin @MattDRFCshirts If he gets overstimulated and overwhelmed easily, what the fuck do you think would happen during a shooting? He would go bonkers

@BBKbones @HD_HD_______ @myname_soren @trippyassgoblin @MattDRFCshirts Oh for godsake. These kinda people are actually brilliant in crisis like that tho😂 he was just very overstimulated and overwhelmed. Educate yourself 💀

@tryingfortay @HD_HD_______ @myname_soren @trippyassgoblin @MattDRFCshirts You don’t think he’d get overwhelmed in a crisis like that? Yeah okay

@TerryBagsmith Throw that fucking cup out. That retard sold my parlay

Last semester I was hooking up with a girl, and she invited me to come visit her apartment, but told me I couldn’t be racist bc of her roommate. I told her to find someone to fill in for me as a joke. She blocked me. Chicken quesadilla and Coors Light in the Hueng-Ming Son cup

@bizzybones0 Excuse me?

You guys are great players, to bad you queued into a lobby with Bones.

@amberhierarchy @genedamachine72 He’s owned by Israel. They all are.

@genedamachine72 Real niggas discard the opinions of 18% body fat frat kids and support the president

@D5398D Where the FUCK is the Goonies and the Sandlot???

Argue with the wall or die but also no definitive or in any strict order except the top 4

@D5398D BWW wings haven’t been good for a while now. Unless it’s nuts my local one they’ve been dry and tiny.

I think this one is gonna get me flamed the most I swear its not ragebait

@pelonhater Why the fuck is this in your camera roll

nahhhh cmere lucia

Alex Cooper daughter or Dave Portnoy son?

@FurrStayFlowin I’m Indian, Somalian and Jewish

@MedicatedSleaze Family matters by Drake is the best song in the beef.

Top 10 Diss Tracks OAT: 1. Hit Em Up -Pac 2. Ether -Nas 3. No Vaseline -Cube 4. The Bomb -50 5. Who Shot Ya -Biggie 6. Back Down -50 7. The Oracle -Mase 8. Real Muthaphuckkin’ G’s -Eazy E 9. Meet The Grahams -Kendrick 10. Pimp Slapp’d -Snoop