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@BudLightSadness fixyourboard.com My oven eats control boards and they repair them at a fraction of the cost of a new one.

1700$ Samsung appliance: the circuit board is fucked. I am now a large brick you need a hand truck and 2 people to move out of the house 47$ Kenmore appliance from 1968 that you bought at a yard sale: you know what, if you jump out this wire I will work for another 1000yrs

@EODHappyCaptain Not believable. There are Irish in Boston.

I was just in Scotland last week and if there is one thing I learned there, it’s that they can drink. Like I knew they could drink, but I didn’t realize how much they could drink.

@CowboyShepherd2 So many awesome lines ... Unfortunately they treat Gus like a clown when it's quite possible he could have been the first man on the moon.

@BrerOswald On the upside I get to use the block button.

Why are Disney Shills such overwhelming assholes?

@CowboyShepherd2 Love, just love this movie. Those dudes were amazing.

@pdankqueen207 @BrerOswald But how do you KNOW that you aren't getting on your bus because of Brocals? Do they look poor or can you just tell?

@Spawn_of_Al @BrerOswald I agree with that. Should be one person with the scooter rest in regular line

@BrerOswald @pdankqueen207 Heck Disney should start first with the scooters that pull up with an entourage of 6 family members just seconds before the bus arrives and they get to load first. Oh yeah, and there are two scooters to load.

@pdankqueen207 The amount of people that do this is less than 100 a day.

@BravoKiloActual Didn't know this. Service related?

5 years ago today I woke up with a new kidney; much love to my highly-respected Air Commando kidney donor Scott… become an organ donor today; you can save someone’s life. 👣👣👣👣

@BeastCoasters That's us. We've been to WDW 30+ times. For us the best ticket is a 3 day park hopper. I believe those now run about $1200 for two. We can't afford that so we have been resort hopping from DS for a few years. We would drink at every resort. Well Disney won't get another $.

@joshrkosu @BrerOswald This is such a fcuked up policy.

@Spawn_of_Al @BrerOswald You need a resort reservation to use the busses. Park tickets have nothing to do with that.

I think DisTwitter collectively forgets that at least 60% of WDW visitors are offsite guests.

@Mattlegostar2 If you didn't know the correct term is Brocals. I saw it in a tweet yesterday.

ALL THESE BROKE LOCALS USING THE BUSSES 😭 😭 😭

@Wraithlaw42 @PeteyKirch @NickChaps96 I'm with you.

@PeteyKirch @NickChaps96 Just from a practicality perspective, isn’t that a pain in the rump just to save $35? You have to repeat the process at the end of your day too.

People out there having a freak out about the new bus policy from Disney Springs shouldn’t be surprised at all. People abuse a system, Disney is going to squash it. And by the way, if you’re a resort guest, you can STILL resort hop. I’m not sure where people are getting the info saying you can’t. And if you aren’t a resort guest, just make an ADR somewhere. It’s not the end of the world. The bus system at Springs is being overrun by people trying to avoid paying to park at a park, or go to a resort they aren’t staying at with no ADRs. I get that it’s frustrating, but many of the more popular resorts are being overrun by people not staying there and it’s frustrating for people paying thousands of dollars to see it packed with people not staying there. It’s become so bad that at the Poly they are enforcing only guests being able to have beach access for the 4th of a July and NYE. But it’s honestly bad on non holiday nights also. People know it’s a good place to have a great free view because they saw an influencer tell them it’s a good hack. Remember back in the mid 2000s when Disney started making you scan a room card or MagicBand for pool access? That was because non resort guests were using pools they weren’t paying to use. People abused that and Disney said no more of that. And at Stormalong Bay they have cast members at every entrance making sure you have a wristband to get into the pool area.

@RavenRanks @BrerOswald Your point is the deluxe resorts are overrun because of non-Disney resort guests. You're in for a big surprise when they are still overrun after this change.

@Spawn_of_Al @BrerOswald People staying at a Disney hotel should be allowed on other Disney hotel properties. It's the people who do not have reservations with a Disney resort that are the issue.

Crazy thought: what if…it wasn’t $500+ per night?

@RavenRanks @BrerOswald Should people staying at a Value or Moderate be allowed on Deluxe properties?

@BrerOswald I wish.

@btrich14x @BrerOswald There is plenty of surface lot parking available. I've never not been able to find a spot even during Christmas week.

Just my very small anecdote, but we go to springs once or twice a trip. We eat dinner, buy souvenirs, listen to the live music and buy a coffee/dessert. The last trip we circled the lime and orange garage for 15-20 min each and couldn’t find an open spot. I think Disney realizes this is a growing problem and it’s taking money out of their pockets both on the transportation side and the opportunity cost side and for that reason I can justify this move by them.

I’m almost more annoyed with the people defending this than I am with Disney

@Rosehaven13 @cynical_disney Next you will be complaining that the park parking lots are packed with locals.

@cynical_disney They can still park at the theme parks and take any of the transportation around to the resort. This is just for them not to take up free parking for Disney Springs. Which should only be for Disney Springs.

Kind of lame ngl. I can understand doing this for the busy seasons but that’s about it. Permanently doing this (and wanting to expand it to other parts of the resort) defeats one of Disney’s selling points: resort hopping

@BrerOswald I wonder how they will stop people walking to Saratoga Springs because that has to be part of the plan.

Honestly just done with this place. Very unlikely I go back and I’m sad about that.

@SamMill40163752 @AnalytiKroll Honestly though isn't this where this is going. Supporters say it is needed to keep locals from using deluxe resort amenities. Isn't the next step limiting deluxe resorts to deluxe resort guests only? Imagine how many DVC rooms Disney could build on the value resort footprints.

@Spawn_of_Al @AnalytiKroll You people really are that damn entitled aren’t you? 😂

Most of the bus network at Walt Disney World is now going to be paywalled behind an onsite hotel reservation or upcharge activity. There will be not even be an option for guests without either to pay a fare for said buses.

@BlueBoxDave Please. A trans showing his tits on White House property pretty much nulls your point. Douche bag.