Pat Phelan (Mastodon @[email protected])

@sqldbawithbeard @bweissman @Ko_Ver @Transmokopter @sue_bayes @SQLRockstar @SqlWorldWide @NickyvV @Oli_VSteenlandt @pshore73 @SQLBalls @landrews5807 @JoshLuedeman @Kjonge @Fredrik__B @JohannesVink @DBABullDog @jdanton @heymiky @JamesMcG_MSBI @wstrasser @mmoengen @mwdarab @SQLFlipFlopsDBA @SQLSERVGUY @MrAndyCutler @PeterDanielsCO @KimberlyLTripp @MarcLelijveld @NowinskiK @loseit @WidowPage @HenrikSchuetze @erinstellato @jpomfret @benrebooted @MikeJohnsonZA @sqlstudent144 @SQLEspresso @SQLChicken @peptoebiz @NikeService @SQLBob @Disneyland @Microsoft @runDisney @DataCommunityAT @ErikkaLuedeman “Feet got wet in a flood at the top of a hill” ??? Was this a geezer geyser spring? Did you find the biggest pothole nearby? Did the flood come from your water bottle (or maybe even worse)??? My poor hamster brain is struggling with this image!

@bweissman @Ko_Ver @Transmokopter @sue_bayes @SQLRockstar @SqlWorldWide @NickyvV @Oli_VSteenlandt @pshore73 @SQLBalls @landrews5807 @JoshLuedeman @Kjonge @Fredrik__B @JohannesVink @DBABullDog @jdanton @heymiky @JamesMcG_MSBI @wstrasser @mmoengen @mwdarab @SQLFlipFlopsDBA @SQLSERVGUY @MrAndyCutler @PeterDanielsCO @KimberlyLTripp @MarcLelijveld @NowinskiK @YetAnotherSQL @loseit @WidowPage @HenrikSchuetze @erinstellato @jpomfret @benrebooted @MikeJohnsonZA @sqlstudent144 @SQLEspresso @SQLChicken @peptoebiz @NikeService @SQLBob @Disneyland @Microsoft @runDisney @DataCommunityAT @ErikkaLuedeman Brutal climbing yesterday and feet got wet at halfway riding through a flood (at the top of a hill)

@KristinaDMishra That looks really good, but I think that it needs more sausage and pepperoni! 😛

Gonna have to try this. ssnews.page.link/CaVNNLQsz3JvyX…

@grrl_geek Challenge accepted! I’ve seen lots of ways to hit new lows, and I can play limbo with the slimiest presentations that can be shown in public. I’m waiting to hear from @PShore73 regarding the image of me doing any kind of limbo, or “going low” on anything!

@KristinaDMishra Huh… I don't think I ever stop talking long enough to notice. Keep on keepin’ on m’lady. You do amazing stuff all day, every day!

<checks> Yep, listening to me ADHD in a recorded meeting still makes me cringe.

@grrl_geek That’s funny in a special kind of way. I only visit Wisconsin a few times a year, but often enough that I get peeved and sometimes take orders from friends for a “cheese run” People who have never lived in Wisconsin don’t get it. People who did appreciate my offer.

@vickyharp Congratulations to Microsoft for having made such a great decision and hiring you! Thank you for your contributions and the amazing work you do every day! You were a rock star long ago and you impress me with great leadership and ideas every time I stop to pay attention.

@DBABullDog I remember having a keyboard like that once upon a long ago. That was in the time when fiddling with your dongle was an HR problem instead of an IT problem. We ought to start a GoFundMe to get you a keyboard from the twentieth century!

In order for the keyboard to work it must be plugged in.

@tameraclark As a side note, this swap needs to be recognized when doing historical research. Keep in mind when events happened relative to when the Republicans and Democrats effectively swapped names. I can be really confused if I don’t note the era!

@tameraclark Going back to the original post/question, stealing and being creative with reality have been “baked into” the party since the days of the Whig party. That creative approach to reality seems to have gotten worse lately. 4/4

Why do republicans get to just lie/make shit up?

@Uber_Support Thanks @Uber_Support! Your customer service team have found my previous report and have already processed the important part. They have unlocked my Uber account. We are still working on another part, but that isn't urgent. I appreciate your effort!

@YetAnotherSQL Waiting this long for your issue to get resolved is definitely not okay. Please send us a DM with more information regarding the issue you are facing, along with the first and last name of your account, so that we can assist you further. Looking forward to your response. twitter.com/messages/compo…

Hey @Uber or @Uber_Support August 28, 2023 I sent a message from your web site because my Uber account was locked. That message included a full description of the problem. The site told me to expect a reply in three business days. What is your new estimate for some response?

@SQLKohai My wife is a retired LCSW/LISW. The required joke is now: Does your wife associate with therapists, or give therapy to associates?

@pshore73 @tarynpivots Yeah, what @PShore73 said... I can't believe that I just tweeted that!

@tarynpivots TBH Both for reasons

@GFritchey Coordinate flights with @BuckWoodyMSFT and you probably won’t even get noticed much less get any special Luvin from them. They are only human. At some point they become desensitized. Especially after they see what happens to people that talk with him for a minute.

In order to turn this into a presentation, I'll have to convert this mess into something that will not earn me all sorts of special TSA luvin.

@SQLMac Definitely hunt down the blogs by @MrDenny and @GFritchey. Keep in mind that with only a few exceptions, @PASSDataSummit is just thousands of friends that you haven’t met yet! Be sure to make time for vendors, especially @redgate and @Microsoft

Well this should be interesting and fun. I'm going to my first PASS Summit. #PASSDataSummit Any advice for a first timer?

@sqldbawithbeard Eh, c’est la vie! Thanks for the offer to share! Like I need another distraction right now! 😜

@YetAnotherSQL I don't have any left 😒

That other place with the sky and the blue. Anyone need invite code?