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@ryanjaycowan Im so jealous!!! Have to wait 5 months for my notification 😫

This has to be one of the MOST exciting notifications to get !! 😂 Model Y L delivery booked in 🙌

@DougieCritchley Loser

You had the 2nd worst record for disrupted flights in the UK in 2025. Focus on improving that instead of "bantering" a footballer with your 921k followers.

@Symply_rhoda1 Its a they/them Condragulations

Okay, now I am confused—what is the third line for?😩

@oelma__ Time to get a rug

What comes to mind when you see this?

@MattCas04807118 With a severe case of botchulism?

That’s how to start your day.❤️

@ElectrifyingCom Given the levels of poor research that go into your articles, Im guessing its using Ford's Blue Cruise to navigate its way around, yeah!?

Driverless taxis could be active in London within months. Would you try one? ➡️ electrifying.com/blog/article/r…

@rd3106 @sspencerukk Good man. Better than than be looked down on by batty boys

@sspencerukk Me on my way to work after finding out adults can't wear bags

Wearing a back pack as an adult gotta be one of the most embarrassing things Cutting about like I’ve got PE and food tech in the same day

@nijineko33 @benonwine Sex trade?

@benonwine Blond. White. Female. In MOROCCO Doesn’t take a genius to figure this one out.

🚨 SHE’S VANISHED 🚨 Rachel Kerr, 31, from Dunblane, Scotland, is missing in Agadir. She was in Morocco on a work trip. On April 25, she checked out of the Caribbean Village Agador hotel. Since then nothing. Her phone is switched off. No contact. No trace. Her family haven’t heard from her in three days and are growing increasingly desperate. Her cousin, Claire Hill, is pleading for help anyone who may have seen Rachel, or knows anything at all, to come forward. Every hour matters now. Even the smallest piece of information could make the difference. Her family must be beside themselves right now 💔 Please share this someone out there might know something

@NoContextHumans That's the British spirit we need to see more of!!

Gets knocked over by a bus and walks straight into the pub.🇬🇧🍺

@C3PBroz @GriftReport @TRobinsonNewEra Agreed but it's God's way of natural selection Thick enough to head to Morocco alone as a blond female 💀

@GriftReport @TRobinsonNewEra I hate to say it, but she’s probably dead and she probably died in a pretty horrific way. May God rest her soul.

MISSING IN MOROCCO 31-year-old British travel influencer Rachel Kerr from Dunblane in Scotland has gone missing in Agadir Morocco, she was on a work trip and checked out of the Caribbean Village Agador hotel on April 25, her phone has been switched off ever since and the family has not heard from her for three days, cousin Claire Hill appealed for anyone who saw her or has contact with her contacts in Morocco to come forward, the family says they are extremely concerned for her welfare and even the smallest detail could help, This is so sad, really hope they find her

@ValentinaForUSA @TRobinsonNewEra Excuse me, they have pronouns

@TRobinsonNewEra That thing is disgusting🤮

Imagine paying £10,000 a year to send your children to Oxford University and this is their lecturer. Not even joking. This is an actual lecturer at Oxford University in "Modern England".

@TRobinsonNewEra In my day, they used to be in the circus selling tickets Now they're teaching us Feels like we lost our way somewhere

@monthegoats Why hating on our black brothers ... looks representative of my local street these days ... albeit they have hoods up

Scottish football shirts at JD Sports. Notice anything?

@Drive_Protected @MostlySpecial @Tesla Bro been using his front seats for fucking in 💀

@MostlySpecial @Tesla This is normal wear and tear…

2026 Model Y Juniper seats are already starting to crack after only 41,000 kms. Is this something you’d expect be covered under Tesla warranty? Tesla Winnipeg doesn’t think so.. @Tesla

Cybercab testing in Fort Meyers and Naples Florida 🔥 looks like $TSLA is quietly ramping up real world testing in more areas

@citizentommy Tommy, i ken you like your eccies but fuck me listening to that made me hear the voices in your head talking over each other 🤣

Alliance to Liberate Scotland. Independence. Nothing Less.

@SpursWinTrophys Get the excuses in early is it!? No we were the once proud Rangers where we fought. Now we're a bunch of losers on social media calling for the team to lay down Fuck me, we really did die in 2012 💀

Genuine question, do we lie down to Hearts next Monday? Would give them 3 extra points and a big boost to get over the line. I think our race is run to be honest.

@MbarkCherguia J minus 1

We are doing a scientific research right now and we need your honest answer (for males only): which coordinates do you piss in?

@6thgearmotorcyc @PaulAnders93098 I can lend you a pushbike if you need 👍 Still less embarrassing than turning up in an electric motor

@PaulAnders93098 I don’t care what the government thinks! My wife has been waiting 7 years for an operation for what is a crippling condition. I shall get her there one way or another 👍

Anyone else struggling to find fuel? I just tried 2 petrol stations, one only had unleaded & the other sold out of all fuel. Bit concerned as I’ve have a few essential trips to do soon 😶

@UziCryptoo No toilet paper was used making these crackers

Made these 🌿 VEGAN🌿 sausages for my coworkers but only one person tried them.