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Pyre
@Pyre_the_first
Take M*A*S*H and Calvin and Hobbes, put them in a blender, you get my vainglorious self. / Paratrooper with bad knees /HOPE SCROLLING / CBRN-E /
Michigan, USA Bergabung Temmuz 2009
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I've never jumped out of an airplane, but I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen. I'm guessing at this point all you can do is deploy the reserve. Airborne guys, how do you handle this one?
EducatëdHillbilly™@RobProvince
It’s Friday…. jump out there and have some fun today.
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@SweetFnLucifer We had a layup to infiltrate ICE like we did asylums back in the day. No reporter geared up and went through their shitty hiring process all the way.
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I'm looking for individuals to help me form an organization designed to infiltrate and expose the rot of America's right wing churches. It's very easy for someone like me to go undercover and gain their trust. Give MAGA their own Nick Shirley treatment. Except we don't gotta lie.
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@husafell_stone When one side wins, they get shit done. Good or bad.
When the other wins, it is just L after L for the country. They have no idea what to do at the top.
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My hatred for the left has always been more or less the same. It’s my hatred for conservatives that has only grown, significantly.
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>Unaffordable PlayStation
>Gas prices surging
>unemployment on the rise
Welcome back 2008
Wario64@Wario64
PS5/PS5 Pro/PS Portal will receive price increases on April 2nd. For USA: -PS5 $549 -> $649 -PS5 Digital $499 -> $599 -PS5 Pro $749 -> $899 -PS Portal $199 -> $249 blog.playstation.com/2026/03/27/new…
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@stabmarine @EODHappyCaptain Mine has been getting worse. It stinks.
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@EODHappyCaptain And don’t forget about the vertigo. Worst part for me.
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Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) is no joke and was one of the defining injures of the Global War on Terror.
Blast pressure and the brain do not get along. Memory issues, headaches, sleep disorders, GI issues will follow many of these service members for the rest of their lives.
As unfortunate as it is, I am happy we are finally at a point where they are being properly recognized as injuries of war.
OSINTdefender@sentdefender
According to CNN, to date, 303 U.S. servicemembers have been wounded since the beginning of Operation Epic Fury. 273 of them have returned to duty already, while 10 remain seriously injured. 75% of these injuries are related to traumatic brain injuries. The number of U.S. servicemembers killed in action remains 13.
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@Sapperldr @EODHappyCaptain @BlastingThrough I got that with tinnitus. 'your hearing is fine.' wtf
They do the fancy air pressure blast into the ear to map it and got reeeeeal quiet.
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But nothing is being done to unSilo the VA and create innovation and Veteran-centric treatments.
The divide between VA Senior Leadership and the Admins of the VISNs/VAMCs is massive.
I was told, straight to my face, by the “TBi Expert” at Malcom Randall VAMC in Gainesville, Fl…
“You don’t have a TBi. TBis heal themselves.” End fkn’ quote.
@RepMillsPress
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@sammithedoxie @EODHappyCaptain It is so frustrating. I will talk about a subject with my GF and 10 minutes later I cannot remember a word I was just using. Completely gone for however long.
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@EODHappyCaptain To this day, I cannot remember peoples names randomly (randomly they come back). It’s not just new people, but people I’ve known 25-30 years, or I work with everyday. It took a CT scan to figure out what was going on.
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@eldila_ @WayneWaldropW Grok being confused is the icing on the cake. A punchline we were not even seeking.
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@WayneWaldropW Considering how “ugly” Druski looks in the skit (a literal black man dressed as a white woman), I can’t help but feel more unsettled by Erika whenever I see both pictures side by side.
I can’t describe it. Completely uncanny.
One is funny; the other one doesn’t have a soul.
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Sorry folks, but no one is off limits.
This was true in 2022, and it is true in 2026.
The rules of comedy are not decided by the current ruling political party.
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@InkMasterbator Not even kidding, the two are related. Tariffs, wars effecting prices are because he is an unaccountable mad king.
This future sucks.
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People in the comments like "I remember when console prices went down over time". Yeah, well, I remember when we prosecuted and locked up pedophiles instead of electing them to be president.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
PlayStation is significantly raising the prices of their consoles. • PS5 - $549 ➡️ $649 • PS5 Digital - $499 ➡️ $599 • PS5 Pro - $749 ➡️ $899 • Portal - $199 ➡️ $249
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@Tim_The_Sandman Anybody that gives their biometrics to the WH is not serious about freedom.
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If you're considering using the new White House app, here's the permissions it wants by default:
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@JuniperFolly Agreed.
I thought it was great HP was getting so many kids reading. Instead of being a stepping stone it was a dead weight. Stinks.
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@Critical_Scribe I am digging the healthy masculinity shorts on FB and presumably being sources from Tik-Tok or whatever the kids are watching.
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Because young men are starved so much for masculine role models that they will cling to any semblance of that, even if it’s from idiots like Tate and the bloviating nonsense from these “Manosphere” types.
You could easily counter this by promoting people who exhibit healthy masculine traits (like Luke from Outdoor Boys) and having healthy examples of masculinity in media, but the current hierarchy doesn’t wish to do that because it views ALL masculinity as toxic, so these guys are able to get their claws into men who feel ignored and unwanted.
The hubris of modern mentality is the only thing stopping society from relegating these types of opportunists to the dregs where they belong, but humble pie is extremely bitter and everyone wants to continue eating the sugar of their own lies.
spiked@spikedonline
Louis Theroux’s ‘Inside the Manosphere’ fails to ask *why* so many young men feel they’re being pushed towards the Andrew Tate types. It has nothing to say to young men, other than to chastise them or psychologise them. How disappointing, says Adam Chapman buff.ly/EnI7jjy
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@53gaDr3amca5t I am on both sides of this. REmake was amazing. Some of the original designs could have been better maintained.
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We are not doing "REmake was bad actually" hipster revisionism fuck off
Wesley ✨@wesleytypes
REmake? More like GRAYmake.
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@Spider_Kaiju Just going through the trouble of having a character model for flashbacks says a lot to the genre savvy.
RE9uiem makes it pretty clear CVX REmake is in production by its models.
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Ngl this twist did nothing for me because this game had the same habit that I hate so many games and movies for
Where it's revealed a character is dead, they're talked about throughout, flashbacks are shown and obvious hints of the character being alive before it's revealed
james.@JamesResEvil
The jill valentine reveal in resident evil 5 hit like a nuclear bomb. It was such an insane twist and just look at the action choreography. PEAK
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@TigoODonnell And it will prove to be an error. Those kids grow up and will have money. And they will not be attached to consoles.
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Like all art at this point, it is becoming extremely inaccessible for the young audience, both in terms of what’s being made and how expensive it is. No Cool Math Games, no Club Penguin, no Spyro, no Crash, etc. only Nintendo is still focused on younger audiences.
Avataryaya➡️ Combo Breaker 2026@avataryaya_
I could not imagine being a teen in this era of gaming. My parents would've looked at me crazy asking for a $600+ console for christmas😂
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@LavenderGhast I agree with the assessment. However, these kids are screwed. They only get to keep the bonuses if they stay for 5 years. A new admin is going to cut a lot. What money they will have will go to criminal and civil lawsuits. Also, becoming a pariah for betraying the people.
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People straight out of collage who know the job market has basically abandoned them for cheap labour is joining the one organization still offering them viable, fast track careers and motivation to remove those who even people in government openly, gleefully say they want replacing them in the job market. It's a real mystery why so many young people sign up when elected officials say "who is going to do (so and so) jobs" they never say "our youth" because they've abandoned them.
Why is this always the playbook. Absolutely strangle young peoples opportunities, tell them they have no future, they have an entire planet and AI to contend with in local job markets and you do not care what happens to them as long as you get cheaper roofers. Don't even attempt offering them any viable solution to struggles you caused them and then when your enemy is the only one offering them one, you go "Heh, always knew the youth were fascists in waiting"
Joe G@EastEndJoe
"My mom said she can drop us off at the airport if your mom can pick us up.”
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@TheoIsFriendly I made that comparison to my GF. They were both awful people, it does not justify the way they went out.
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@LilithLovett If anyone deserves it, it is *gamers*. Sad the rest of us have to suffer.
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All because this country just *had* to elect a pedophile into office.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
PlayStation is significantly raising the prices of their consoles. • PS5 - $549 ➡️ $649 • PS5 Digital - $499 ➡️ $599 • PS5 Pro - $749 ➡️ $899 • Portal - $199 ➡️ $249
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