SignifyingMonkey

@gothamcityelle Free food, free clothes, free housing, free furniture, free utilities, and you get half of everything he makes. All you have to do is make 1 meal a day (or order), and keep a baby alive.

‘cozy homemaker life’ = being a private chef, nanny, teacher, daycare, housekeeper, chauffeur, secretary simultaneously while being completely unpaid and having every asset in your life tied to your partner with no ability to escape. also you are on the clock 24/7 365. no breaks.

@gothamcityelle No ability to escape? Like divorce isn't legal

@vijayan84911 @cafreiman Those who need it don't always have the money

@cafreiman higher prices during shortages actually help ration stuff to people who need it Most instead of first-come hoarders. Ever notice how concert tickets do the same thing?

Surge pricing is good—if a store is running low on ice cream (for example), it can conserve the supply by instantly raising the price and reserve the remainder for those who value it the most (plus, the store can quickly lower prices if a product isn’t selling).

@Tasha1644 That's 100% false most successful people are married

Most successful men are married and most successful women are single. Life's irony.

@HughJupside @jemelehill It's not your money or business

@jemelehill Not wanting to run continual losses on your business is "Misogyny". The Victim / Entitlement mentality is a societal virus.

Truly. The WNBA has NEVER opened their books so we don’t know what they’re actually making, how they calculate losses, or what their accounting methods are. Regardless, it’s just another way for some of them to display misogyny. The Clippers reportedly lost $700M in 2021 and not a single check to a player bounced. These sports teams are toys to these billionaires. Let them spend their money on what they invested in. People in this country are just conditioned to glaze billionaires. It’s wild.

@sheisafairyyy @TopGlassCleaner What's the rape and child bride rate in your country?

@TopGlassCleaner And we’re still not baby Momas

The baby mama culture among African Americans is crazy

@Richard_Vixen It's crazy how some women will defend bad women just to try to about some imaginary gender war points

Rapist males receive lifetime achievement awards, sold out tours, the Presidency. Meanwhile this girl throws a chair and they end her

@ChrisCroy @postjawline @goblinodds I'm disappointed no one wants to clone people

@postjawline @goblinodds that's because they didn't ask the right questions. human cloning is as popular as cheating on one's spouse.

its extremely funny to me that there's really only ONE single issue that Americans overwhelmingly view as "immoral"

@StardustBunney She looks 31

Imagine being 23 and referring to yourself as a child/child-bride. This is why so many people think 18-24 year olds aren't adults. It has to be intentional at this point. You have been and ADULT FOR FIVE YEARS!!

@venkmurthy Nah y'all complained about black people now you are getting the shaft

Why does a kid with Indian-American race need a 1600 on SAT to have the ~same odds of admission as a White kid with 1450? I cannot think of a single credible, benign explanation for this!

@Stephanie258318 @KurtSupeCPA Did you read the post they were spending it on her

@SignifyingMonky @KurtSupeCPA They clearly don’t. And for good reasons. She’s an adult. Get on with it.

Couple comes in for their annual review. $2.8 million. Well invested. Solid Pension. Completely on track. I ask the question I ask everyone. "How is your daughter doing?" Mom's face changed first. Their daughter is 39. Hasn't asked for anything. Never complained. But she's been in the same apartment for six years. Daycare alone is $1,800 a month. Down payment feels impossible. Dad said "we always figured she'd get it eventually." I pulled up a simple chart. Statistically they live to 88. She inherits at 56. Maybe 60. At 60 her own retirement is eight years away. The money that could change everything at 39 arrives when her finish line is already close. Neither of them had ever seen it framed that way. The annual gift exclusion is $19,000 per parent per child. They can move $38,000 a year to her. No gift tax. No estate implications. Over ten years that's $380,000 transferred while they're healthy enough to watch it matter. Dad looked at his wife. "Why are we waiting?" Most families leave everything at death because nobody showed them the math of giving it while they're alive.

@spam_account18 @xEbay24x @AccordingToLee Lol

@xEbay24x @SignifyingMonky @AccordingToLee And there you go 😂 You answered my question. Thank you

There’s a conversation happening on TikTok where the girls are finally talking about how a lot of men aren’t actually attractive. Like you go to the grocery store and see a ton of stunning women, but men? You will remember how many months back you last saw a hot man.

@RevGroupLLC @Ilikebigbucks87 @KurtSupeCPA What need do you think they have

@Ilikebigbucks87 @KurtSupeCPA You know their need? What is it?

@KurtSupeCPA Just buy their daughter a house

@wottle @verncrawford @KurtSupeCPA How do you know she's bad with money?

@verncrawford @KurtSupeCPA Shocking how many people believe giving someone money for nothing will transform their life for the better. It’s almost as if those exposing the downsides have seen this exact scenario where it reinforces dependence and being bad with money and ends up hurting them in long run.

@RevGroupLLC @ChonkyBitcoiner @KurtSupeCPA At 5% 2.8M generates $140,000 a year. They can afford it will still stashing away

Indeed. It’s the great wealth effect. People are feeling wealth slide than they are. $2.8m used to be a lot of money. Today that is eroding away by the day. It is all about their need first. If that is their priority they better know the consequences in the future, just like all decisions. But the troubling part, even if mom and dad help daughter and their portfolio becomes unhealthy, the advisor that made the recommendation will never tell them.

@Stephanie258318 @KurtSupeCPA Nobody said it was they want to spend it on their daughter now

@KurtSupeCPA It’s not parents responsibility to pay for adults children’s decisions. They earned it they get to enjoy spending it.

@AnneAmbroseLMT @KurtSupeCPA Boomer

@HazelAppleyard I'm putting on a David Copperfield type show and charging people $100. I should be able to get rich within a year and already be rich

NO.

@Paul_J_Kaos @HazelAppleyard Velocity is relative

@HazelAppleyard youd still be moving at terminal velocity when it teleports you back lol this is a logic trap for stupid people