MudFlap
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@NUCLRGOLF I'm sorry, but carnage is really kind of boring to watch.
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@BBGreatMoments The outfield mom is in the outfield to stay away from all the other moms.
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The World Cup soccer announcer in the Turkey vs Australia game just said “you can’t win a game early but you can lose a game early.”
How the hell does that make any sense? If you lose a game early, by default, that means that the other team won the game early.
I have a very strong hatred for all of the stupid cliche phrases like this that get repeated non-stop and are just absolute, complete bullshit.
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BREAKING: President Trump announces he is cancelling planned strikes and bombings on Iran.
The move comes as the president says discussions with the "highest level of Iranian leadership" have taken a positive turn, and that "final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved."

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Why did the Obama Admin struggle so much with such a simple project? They spent 2 years and $34 million on it and within days of completion, the pool was not reflecting anymore.
"It's disgusting."
"It smells like wet dog."
Matt Royer@royermattw
Because it took $13 million to make the reflecting pool do something it already did. Glad we could clear that up.
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@danhattan @WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecretaryBurgum @Interior Those aren't bricks, it's the center straining grate. It runs the entire length of the pool, it was already there. When the pool is full you will not see it. Calm down.
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@WhiteHouse @POTUS @SecretaryBurgum @Interior So you fucked up the color and now the bricks below mess the relfection up?
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@chrismartenson @StuffWorthSee I’m gonna order two just because you said this
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@NUCLRGOLF If you have to put yardages on your clubs, you don’t play that much golf.
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@BaseballCentraI @grok if a baseball outfielder catches a fly ball as he's falling over the outfield fence and falls over the fence and catches the ball is the batter out?
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@WildBillUSA1776 @ClownWorld I'm guessing you haven't been keeping up with Toyota truck engines lately. 💣💥
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@ClownWorld Maybe if it had a Toyota engine under the hood.
(this is gonna piss so many people off).
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